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Best rap battle of the week.


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#1 shado

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 09:14 PM

This girl challenged me to rap off today, and the people agreed on a topic, I'm Dr. Pap a gynecologist and I'm rapping to my patient.

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Step into the room here comes Dr. Pap, take of your clothes hands on your lap, Don't by shy just lean back. Ish girl is that a nutsack? its all good I got whatchu need, my junks so long that it slaps my knees, althought I took a vow to leave no lip unread, I'm pretty sure if I tapped that I'd end up dead, get up out my seat cause I got a new patient, She's currently tied up in the muthafuckin basement, but no for real I got that 9inch shlong, You see the beast coming like oh its king kong. No big deal its easy to hide cause when I saw your ass, it felt like genocide.

her
I visited you to see if you'd make me wet, put legs in the stirnups and got all set, then you came in with your hands so cold, and I'm pretty sure your shits to old, Don't try to rub the goods cause your shits to weak, go back to school and learn how to speak. This is my place and I know your on call but all I keep wondering is that 30seconds all? You walk all in like your a God among men, but your old as fuck, are those depends? haha no for real I've seen your big beast, but that shit smells like its from the middle east. don't try to brag cause I know it aint true, I'd rather have sex with a can of mountain dew..

#2 jcrdude

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 09:37 PM

I hate to say it, bro, but you got served.

#3 shado

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 09:49 PM

hahaha oh man I know I was like O.o girl said what.. She's white too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

#4 cpvr

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Posted 09 February 2011 - 11:54 PM

Ya, she killed you. Stop trying to rap. :whistling: or have her train you :rolleyes:


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