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#1 ToxicS

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 08:24 PM

This is some hilarious shit.

I met someone recently who told me one of the most epic trolls I've ever heard of, so I thought I would share. He posted an ad on craigslist pretending to be a female asking for a male furry dressed as a leopard to rent a hotel room and "she" would show up dressed as a rabbit and they would fuck. When he got someone to accept the offer and disclose the location of the hotel room, he posted another ad, again pretending to be a female. He asked for a man dressed as a rabbit to show up to the previously disclosed hotel room and "she" would be there dressed as a leopard.
The next day, his inbox was flooded with angry emails after the 2 furries fooled around with each other for a while until they realized they both had dicks.

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    #2 Boggart

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 08:33 PM

    I woudn't want black people at my house either

    and no I don't have dogs.

    #3 MasterJunpei

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 08:35 PM

    My friends dog barks at black people, its awesomesauce /sarcasticracism

    #4 Boggart

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 08:37 PM

    My friends dog barks at black people, its awesomesauce /sarcasticracism


    I want that dog. Together, we can fight crime

    :ninja:

    #5 Tarabyte

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 08:39 PM

    I wonder if that last guy would like to help me build a foundation.

    #6 jonahfinn

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 09:00 PM

    haha you find the greatest things toxic, i keep laughing at the leopard and rabbit shit xD
    Thanks for sharing

    you wouldn't happen to know if they spammed the original sender do you?
    lol

    Edited by jonahfinn, 04 April 2011 - 09:01 PM.


    #7 Mahas

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 09:02 PM

    Yeah toxic, you seem to make my day when i read these things, so fucking hilarious xD+rep'd "D

    #8 ToxicS

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 09:04 PM

    Np, I always find hilarious shit xD

    #9 Mahas

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 09:08 PM

    You should find some more :D cus seriously you fuckin pwn this shit outta the water!Posted Image

    #10 fxckyouguys

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 09:12 PM

    MY HOUSE IS NOT A FUCKIN' CHUCKY CHEESE, BAHAHAHA
    they have some creeeeps on craigslists, haha.....

    Edited by oreo12, 04 April 2011 - 09:14 PM.


    #11 ShadowLink64

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 10:33 PM

    +rep, this is quality shit. :p

    #12 Derriere

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 10:44 PM

    i fuckking died at both of those two pics. +rep.
    i want to seeee more !

    #13 CuriousOyster

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 11:05 PM

    The cinder block guy should seriously have his own commercial.
    Laughed so hard I woke up my girlfriend.
    It was totally worth it. +1


    Edited by CuriousOyster, 04 April 2011 - 11:05 PM.


    #14 alucard

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 11:12 PM

    Great post, I was in stiches about the troll. That is a profesional troll that goes to that length and effort. :funone:



    #15 GeorgeBright

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 11:30 PM

    Last guy needs to chill the fuck out, especially since he's trying to sell something. You don't alienate customers, dumbass.

    #16 Strategist

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    Posted 04 April 2011 - 11:44 PM

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    bahaha i love that COD one. Its so full of win! Cheers for sharing Toxic and yeah post some more if you manage to find anything even close to this stuff haha

    #17 CraigChrist

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    Posted 05 April 2011 - 01:16 AM

    IM CRAIG AND GET OFF MY DAMNED LIST RIGHT NAO!

    #18 Elindoril

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    Posted 05 April 2011 - 05:34 AM

    I saw the LAN party one a while ago, it made me fall out of my chair.

    #19 thorgal

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    Posted 05 April 2011 - 07:41 AM

    You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don't fuck with me !!
    LOL, how de they even invent such text .

    You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don't fuck with me !!
    EPIC , how de they even invent such phrase .

    #20 ilovepolkadots

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    Posted 05 April 2011 - 03:31 PM

    these are total wins :D
    i sent the Black Ops one to a friend - he would do some shit like this

    thanks for the laughs <3
    :thumbsup:

    #21 CuriousOyster

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    Posted 05 April 2011 - 03:38 PM

    I came back to this topic to send it to one of my friends, and I couldn't help but read the first one over again.
    I'm in a library and I'm up to my knees in "shhh!".

    #22 Blackout

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    Posted 05 April 2011 - 04:26 PM

    OMG 'Bust out the fucking Kool-Aid', 'No Ghetto Weed', and 'My Mom hits bed at 9'.

    #23 Frank12

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    Posted 06 April 2011 - 02:09 AM

    http://www.craigslis...1573195432.html

    #24 jonahfinn

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    Posted 06 April 2011 - 02:21 AM

    http://www.craigslis...1573195432.html


    lol slighty disturbing but still hilarious, it might be better if you just copied the text from craigslist and placed it in a spoiler to allow for easier access

    #25 Seven

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    Posted 04 May 2011 - 05:54 PM

    This was pretty hilarious when I read it last year.


    NSFW!
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