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#101 Jake

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 02:57 PM

I have a question for girls: Why do so many of you find it disgusting to swallow?


A glass of pineapple juice a day keeps your lady friend at bay.

Also, boner.

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    #102 Adina

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    Posted 20 April 2011 - 05:22 PM

    I don't really have a problem with giving head to a guy, and I do swallow. Of course it's not on my lists of favourites, but I don't see anything wrong with it except for the fact that cum tastes pretty gross. I don't really enjoy being eaten out either, maybe because the people who have done it in the past just sucked. I'd rather just have sex.

    #103 RWS

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    Posted 20 April 2011 - 07:48 PM

    A glass of pineapple juice a day keeps your lady friend at bay.

    Also, boner.


    Does the pineapple juice really make a huge difference in the taste? I've always been curious.



    #104 Abradix

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    Posted 22 April 2011 - 07:08 PM

    Does the pineapple juice really make a huge difference in the taste? I've always been curious.



    Indeed it does. My little lady despises my cum when I've been eating burgers and shit all week, but if I'm knocking back more fruit than anything else she can stomach it.

    Also, selfish love-getting hate-giving male here. Posted Image

    #105 Frank12

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    Posted 22 April 2011 - 09:03 PM

    I actually asked my date tonight about this. (no, i did not actually go past making out, i have some decency on a first date)(I also did not mention codex or neopets) and since we are moderatly close friends, and i didnt see sex in our near future(atm), she was pretty cool about it. She said the taste does vary, and the better shape the guy is in doesn't necessarily mean better taste, but more along the lines of eating habits. So next time i feel the urge to get a blow job, i should eat some healthy shit for at least a day. Then i could just shoot her a call (this is when i noticed i had a boner)(I love it when beautiful women are cool w/ sex)

    #106 Connery

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    Posted 22 April 2011 - 09:26 PM

    I actually asked my date tonight about this. (no, i did not actually go past making out, i have some decency on a first date)(I also did not mention codex or neopets) and since we are moderatly close friends, and i didnt see sex in our near future(atm), she was pretty cool about it. She said the taste does vary, and the better shape the guy is in doesn't necessarily mean better taste, but more along the lines of eating habits. So next time i feel the urge to get a blow job, i should eat some healthy shit for at least a day. Then i could just shoot her a call (this is when i noticed i had a boner)(I love it when beautiful women are cool w/ sex)


    Pfft, why would she go on a date with you if you didn't mention Codex or Neopets?

    #107 Frank12

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    Posted 22 April 2011 - 09:29 PM

    Pfft, why would she go on a date with you if you didn't mention Codex or Neopets?


    Joking aside, because I'm awesome :cool:

    #108 Badge

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    Posted 22 April 2011 - 10:01 PM

    I've also heard that ice (a mouth full of ice cubes) and mint feel amazing, but again, have yet to experience that.



    My parter enjoyed ice blocks from what i now...

    #109 danielfromburn

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    Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:27 AM

    I'd say other than the usual reason of protecting from Herpes, it adds a whole new 'dynamic experience' for the girl, as well, our tools don't exactly taste very pleasant. So it's like they pick a flavour that they particularly like and it just lets them have more fun. Just another side of the experience, the whole point of 'trying new things'.

    My parter enjoyed ice blocks from what i now...


    fuck yeah, ice blocks're good haahha

    #110 Strategist

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    Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:31 AM

    I'd say other than the usual reason of protecting from Herpes, it adds a whole new 'dynamic experience' for the girl, as well, our tools don't exactly taste very pleasant. So it's like they pick a flavour that they particularly like and it just lets them have more fun. Just another side of the experience, the whole point of 'trying new things'.



    fuck yeah, ice blocks're good haahha


    you speak like you know from your own experience? ive never had any chick complain about the taste of mine? Maybe coz i wash it BEFORE we get busy
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    #111 Eyams

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    Posted 24 April 2011 - 09:23 AM

    hahahahahaha they would have a poll about sex on a neopets forum. XD

    #112 Connery

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    Posted 24 April 2011 - 09:34 AM

    hahahahahaha they would have a poll about sex on a neopets forum. XD


    Grow up. >_>

    #113 ilovepolkadots

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    Posted 24 April 2011 - 09:50 AM

    hahahahahaha they would have a poll about sex on a neopets forum. XD


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    #114 Eyams

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    Posted 24 April 2011 - 01:41 PM

    Grow up. >_>


    haters be hating..

    #115 Waser Lave

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    Posted 24 April 2011 - 01:47 PM

    hahahahahaha they would have a poll about sex on a neopets forum. XD


    Neocodex has never been just a Neopets forum.

    #116 Eyams

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    Posted 24 April 2011 - 01:52 PM

    Neocodex has never been just a Neopets forum.


    waser acknowledged my existence. i am forever honoured. you're awesome. (:

    #117 usfrules

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    Posted 24 April 2011 - 02:04 PM

    I like giving and receiving...although I don't like swallowing and I don't really like it in my face..

    #118 danielfromburn

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    Posted 25 April 2011 - 03:54 AM

    you speak like you know from your own experience? ive never had any chick complain about the taste of mine? Maybe coz i wash it BEFORE we get busy
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    Hahaha no, but i've had friends who did complain. I would make sure to get it clean before we get down to business too but sometimes you do it outside you can't really help it. Hahaha and i suppose, our girlfriends wouldn't be so petty as to complain even if it happens that once or twice. Just like we never do ;)

    #119 Strategist

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    Posted 25 April 2011 - 04:00 AM

    i dont know about you, but i wont go down on a chick unless she has cleaned down there beforehand. Ill tell them right up front that i wont. Fuck that. I mean, its common courtesy to keep yourself clean. Thankfully i havent had to worry about this, as my wife knows what i like/dont like.

    #120 Jake

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    Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:40 AM

    I actually asked my date tonight about this. (no, i did not actually go past making out, i have some decency on a first date)(I also did not mention codex or neopets) and since we are moderatly close friends, and i didnt see sex in our near future(atm), she was pretty cool about it. She said the taste does vary, and the better shape the guy is in doesn't necessarily mean better taste, but more along the lines of eating habits. So next time i feel the urge to get a blow job, i should eat some healthy shit for at least a day. Then i could just shoot her a call (this is when i noticed i had a boner)(I love it when beautiful women are cool w/ sex)


    1) Pretty ballsy bringing that up on the first date.
    2) Pretty fucking ballsy bringing that up on the first date.
    3) You probably wont see sex in the near future with this chick (or, of course sooner than you could have guessed)
    4) Eating healthy on monday wont make your jizz magically delicious on tuesday :p You have to give it at least 3 days

    #121 AyoForYayo

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 06:19 PM

    i dont know about you, but i wont go down on a chick unless she has cleaned down there beforehand. Ill tell them right up front that i wont. Fuck that. I mean, its common courtesy to keep yourself clean. Thankfully i havent had to worry about this, as my wife knows what i like/dont like.


    Do you abide by the rule yourself?

    #122 Narcissa

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    Posted 01 May 2011 - 11:03 PM

    4) Eating healthy on monday wont make your jizz magically delicious on tuesday :p You have to give it at least 3 days


    OR 30 minutes or so beforehand; as this is when the flavor is most concentrated. :)

    #123 Jenken

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    Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:37 AM

    For me, it depends on the guy if I enjoy receiving/giving. My ex really sucked at oral and when he got a blowjob from me the first time, we had to stop because he felt like he was going to faint or something. Said it was so fucking awesome but after that he was apperantly too scared to let my try again >_>

    #124 ilovepolkadots

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    Posted 03 May 2011 - 07:22 AM

    For me, it depends on the guy if I enjoy receiving/giving. My ex really sucked at oral and when he got a blowjob from me the first time, we had to stop because he felt like he was going to faint or something. Said it was so fucking awesome but after that he was apperantly too scared to let my try again >_>


    aka: you were probably biting his dick off and he never wanted you near it again

    #125 Boggart

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    Posted 03 May 2011 - 07:29 AM

    aka: you were probably biting his dick off and he never wanted you near it again


    My ex said that it felt too good and didn't like "not being in control", whatever that meant... works for me haha.

    And pssh that's my 5000th post? Should have been better QQ


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