146 replies to this topic

[Adam]

Why aren't there options for "I am <Male> engaged in a sexual relationship with my <Hand>" and "I am <Female> engaged in a sexual relationship with my <Fingers/Toys>"

Hand sex ftw!

Edited by Adam, 26 April 2011 - 07:48 AM.

[luvsmyncis]

I am too old for sex.

[ilovepolkadots]

what if i am "I am <Female> and not in a relationship at all but still have sex with <Males> and <Females>" ?
where is my option
D:

Guess I can't participate in the poll, since I'm both male and female

welcome to the under represented club
*hugs*

Edited by ilovepolkadots, 26 April 2011 - 09:15 AM.

[WharfRat]

Mothafuckas be stealing my topic idea and perverting it!

[ilovepolkadots]

Mothafuckas be stealing my topic idea and perverting it!

at least they stayed true to your amazing polling format ;3

[Georgina]

I am too old for sex.

Nevar!




You can't be much older than her ^

[Ladida]

Nevar!




You can't be much older than her ^

*dies*

[iargue]

There is no point describing my situation !

I'm a female in a distant relationship with a male and we allowed each other to have sex with others until we find a fix to our situation and the distance (and our background complicated story)....

Horrible idea

Maybe we should have a thread where people describe naughty/ fucked up experiences.... Like doing someone else's girlfriend

*hums*

Next you'll be suggesting that ear sex is abnormal too.

I can't stop laughing now.

[ArticTheTiger]

Horrible idea

Subjective. I was in a long distance relationship and now I live with this person and have regular intercourse.

[luvsmyncis]

Subjective. I was in a long distance relationship and now I live with this person and have regular intercourse.

Regular as in, on a regular basis, or regular as in normal?

[ArticTheTiger]

Regular as in, on a regular basis, or regular as in normal?

Well, normal is a bit too widely accepted (ear sex, etc) so I am going for the first one.

[Puppetmaster]

Next you'll be suggesting that ear sex is abnormal too.

Once you go black, you go deaf.

[SatansCamaro]

I am too young and proud of it!!!

That way ya'll can't harass me about anything.

[Ladida]

I am too young and proud of it!!!

That way ya'll can't harass me about anything.

Ah, there are so many ways to harass little children.

Timmy is an average kid, that no one understand.. Mom & dad & Vicky always giving him commands

BED TWERP!

Edited by Ladida, 26 April 2011 - 01:04 PM.

[SatansCamaro]

No!!! leave me alone!!! I'm too youn to be mentally scarred!

[Boggart]

To be honest i actually don't think anal is abnormal, it was quite well known for the romans to partake in it...

They also sacrificed children to the sun

Seriously dude you should write a joke book.

Sucking up won't raise your post count

welcome to the under represented club
*hugs*

<3

[fxckyouguys]

What's with all the sex topics lately? Whores, all of you! : D

[Neoquest]

I'm glad you included the too young for sex option. I felt left out on the last poll.

[Boggart]

What's with all the sex topics lately? Whores, all of you! : D

I didn't make any of them for once

[iargue]

What's with all the sex topics lately? Whores, all of you! : D

That made me rofl.

[Xwee]

Its never too young to have sex

This highly disgusts me...

To be honest i actually don't think anal is abnormal, it was quite well known for the romans to partake in it...

Its commonly known, but dick is meant to go in pussy, not ass...

[Boggart]

obviously homophobic then? Where else are they going tO put it?

Also, porn shows us that anal sex isn't abnormal... It happens ALL the time...

Porn isn't exactly representative of real life though. My pizza delivery people do NOT like look those in porn.

[Boggart]

Well we know that it's not how people LOOK, it's all the naughty, dirty little things that "all" girls do that it represents

I bet that's why Charlie Sheen hangs with porn stars... They know their correct place

True. But my pizza delivery pizza never offer sex to me for taking longer than half an hour for delivering pizza

Or maybe they do to everyone else, and I'm just THAT repulsive QQ

[Puppetmaster]

Quick question for the guys... how long do you usually last?

And for the women: how long is too long? I get really mixed responses when I tell people that my typical sexual performances would last 45-120 minutes.

[Mahas]

For me... Anywhere from... 10 minutes to upwards of around 80-100 minutes. Although on a rare occasion i might be able to last longer but on an average i would say around 20-30 minutes...