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[Strategist]

wow Argue! RAWR! Remind me never to get into bed with you haha

[Boggart]

wow Argue! RAWR! Remind me never to get into bed with you haha

'cause you were keen on it before? o.o

since when do I say the word "keen"? wtf.

[Mahas]

'cause you were keen on it before? o.o

I might be keen, just to get some tips

[Boggart]

I might be keen, just to get some tips

Just google them.

[iargue]

wow Argue! RAWR! Remind me never to get into bed with you haha

That's fine. I bed with women, who enjoy it.

So maha was lying? These two-hour things were seriously just breaking to change positions.



Well, not every time was sex. When I was younger, my first handy from my first girlfriend never finished. Same for my second girlfriend. Then two girls where our first 'thing' together was basically 2 hours of sex, where the first one basically pushed me off of her and told me to finish myself, and the other one looked at the clock, saw the time, and commented that her parents were leaving the country within an hour and she needed to call them (she actually called her dad while still naked in bed with me).

So... Umm..

Not sure how to break it to you...

Umm...

Where they hideous? If not... You might be gay....

[Puppetmaster]

So... Umm..

Not sure how to break it to you...

Umm...

Where they hideous? If not... You might be gay....

I lol'd.

No they weren't hideous, but I'm fairly certain I'm not gay... I've always been able to climax each subsequent time (unless the girl was being a bitch), it's just the first time, every time.

Edited by Puppetmaster, 26 April 2011 - 11:25 PM.

[Strategist]

'cause you were keen on it before? o.o

since when do I say the word "keen"? wtf.

of course im keen mate! Argue is one sexy biatch but seeing as he only beds women..... theres no hope.

[iargue]

I lol'd.

No they weren't hideous, but I'm fairly certain I'm not gay... I've always been able to climax each subsequent time (unless the girl was being a bitch), it's just the first time, every time.

Maybe you have a medical condition? See your doctor?

of course im keen mate! Argue is one sexy biatch but seeing as he only beds women..... theres no hope.

Technology has come a long way, and that is all I will say on the matter.

[Puppetmaster]

Maybe you have a medical condition? See your doctor?

I wonder if I just psych myself out, perhaps. Or maybe like how people tend to hold back the crazy on the first few dates... well, fuck if I know.

For a period of time, I was on some pills where one potential side effect was 'sexual dysfunction', so I used to be able to arguably blame my inability to climax on that. I've long since been off those pills, and it's still basically there.

Time for the world of porn? Anyone here know anybody in the business?

[Strategist]

Maybe you have a medical condition? See your doctor?




Technology has come a long way, and that is all I will say on the matter.

If you think im getting a sex change just for you, you got another thing comin' Boyo

[iargue]

If you think im getting a sex change just for you, you got another thing comin' Boyo

I'm worth it.

[Strategist]

I'm worth it.

Prove it, Mr. Big Shot hehe then i MAY consider it, but only if you throw in cake with the deal too

[Xwee]

obviously homophobic then? Where else are they going tO put it?

Also, porn shows us that anal sex isn't abnormal... It happens ALL the time...

rofl, where did you get homophibic from? hmm.. Guess i can see it...

Lets just say there were a couple of times when i got a surprise wake-up in the middle of the night...

Left my ass hurting and me wanting to cut my ex's dick off if i didn't hurt so much I couldn't move.

LOL one of my best male-friends is a homosexual, XD

Prove it, Mr. Big Shot hehe then i MAY consider it, but only if you throw in cake with the deal too

the cake is a lie

[danielfromburn]

I tried it once with my ex, I was well lubed and all, I think i slid it in too quickly, apparently it hurt so much she teared.....

[Strategist]

rofl, where did you get homophibic from? hmm.. Guess i can see it...

Lets just say there were a couple of times when i got a surprise wake-up in the middle of the night...

Left my ass hurting and me wanting to cut my ex's dick off if i didn't hurt so much I couldn't move.

LOL one of my best male-friends is a homosexual, XD



the cake is a lie

Oh Kat! Thats a tad rude haha

And the cake doesnt lie!

I tried it once with my ex, I was well lubed and all, I think i slid it in too quickly, apparently it hurt so much she teared.....

Cool story bro

[Pyro699]

Wow, this topic has 'exploded' xD I went on a road trip yesterday after work and didn't have time to check on here to see how things were progressing. Let the mass-multi-quote begin!

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I am too old for sex.

You are never too old for sex punk xP Especially you; we all know how much you like to get your freak on.

Mothafuckas be stealing my topic idea and perverting it!

I was doing it to make fun of the other two topics -.- I was very surprised at the fact that it went oral -> anal -> normal though...

I am too young and proud of it!!!

That way ya'll can't harass me about anything.

Never say that to anyone; they will explicitly try to find SOMETHING to harass you about xD

What's with all the sex topics lately? Whores, all of you! : D

No, we are just humans who enjoy having a good time. Just because someone has sex doesnt make them a whore. If thats the case both your parent would be notorious whores. Everyone enjoys a good tripple-x throw-down once in a while

I'm glad you included the too young for sex option. I felt left out on the last poll.

Im glad i could accommodate you. Im actually quite interested in the age of the neocodexians here; as you can assume from this topic it vastly ranges from kids (you) to married adults (strat). Wouldn't want to leave anyone out

I didn't make any of them for once

You thought of them tho. I know you did...

Quick question for the guys... how long do you usually last?

And for the women: how long is too long? I get really mixed responses when I tell people that my typical sexual performances would last 45-120 minutes.

On a "normal" day i last 20-30 if we only do it once in the day, but the more that it happens, the longer each session lasts. The longest ive gone was 85 minutes, and we just gave up at the end of it and went to watch cartoons; we had already done it 9 times in that day though. So i wasnt too upset about not getting to finish xD

100 min Maha, really?

I find that hard to believe too

Normal sex huh? There is nothing normal about sex, if anything its' dirty dirt dirty. Any-whom, ya i guess "normal sex" would be a quickie before work. After going out with the same person for three years, normal sex is more of a stress relief if anything.

Normal sex was a title i chose to include people who are... inexperienced in how to "liven" up the activity... Again, my goal was to include everyone.

Wait, wut... lol, 100 minutes of just straight sex o.o thats insane... I couldnt do that... xD

Yeah... thats what i thought...

What exactly were you referring 100 minutes to then...



haha question: what do you do if you know you can't finish? that's happened to me and it's like "um... i'm tired *cough*" xD

It has happened a few times after we do it a lot in one day (or im really really drunk); and its not as awkward as you would think. I just stop and say "screw it" "im tired, and wanna go to bed" and shes agrees and thats that xD

iArgue is scary o.o

Only if you get on his bad side... he can be a gentle lover

Just google them.

Google is everyones friend

I'm worth it.

You totally are man

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My question for you guys is; what do you do to make sex interesting. I know that my sex life with my gf would be dead if we didn't do things that were... slightly abnormal (like toys, rope, etc...)

[Strategist]

To make our sex life interesting, me and the missus mix things up a bit from the usual......

the obvious would be change positions/experiment with new ones. (of which the list is now running quite thin, so if you have any ideas/pointers.... )

Rope or even just ribbon is fun as well as feathers/tickling/'torture' so to speak. (In a non violent way ofc) oh and of course, toys

Fantasy Role Play is always a good one to try. Maybe even dressing up? (havent tried TOO much of that yet, but im sure we will eventually )


so yeah thats what we tend to do to make things a bit more interesting

Edited by Strategist, 27 April 2011 - 03:58 AM.

[Pyro699]

Yeah, when i was out west for a few months i picked up a book of 300 some positions XD She was quite excited about it, it even has a check list in the back and we go through it and mark them off as we try them.

Toys are the best imo; after spending several years with the same person you really do need to liven things up... or it gets old fast.

[Strategist]

too true mate, too true. Its good fun to try a lot of different ways to communicate sexually with your partner. We've even talked about getting into tantric/kama sutra lol. Certainly mixes things up a bit

[luvsmyncis]

Girls have it easy during sex. Lay there and enjoy it. Guys have to do all of the thrusting and work.

I know right. It's not like girls ever get on top and fuck the guy. They just lay their with their ankles pushed back behind their head and sing tra la la to the beat of balls smacking her taint.

[Xwee]

In all honesty, so far my favorite has been "team-work" where the guy thrusts deep as the girl comes back down. Not too fast paced to make either tired, but it takes a while to finish for both.

[RWS]

too true mate, too true. Its good fun to try a lot of different ways to communicate sexually with your partner. We've even talked about getting into tantric/kama sutra lol. Certainly mixes things up a bit

I"m kind of curious about tantric, but I also feel like I would get bored and feel like I'm wasting time not being productive, lol. Several hours is a long time to be having sex when there is work to do!

[Jake]

Jesus fuck I'm not reading all of these posts but there is no way 4 pages of people on this website are having normal sex. Cyber sex on WoW doesn't count niggas. Also I just got my dick measured at 6 inches from this slutty bitch and I asked her if that's good, she stupidly responds with a 'I'm not a guy', so I am coming here to ask you hombres what's a good size? I better not be small or I'll pull a Virginia Tech.

[Waser Lave]

Jesus fuck I'm not reading all of these posts but there is no way 4 pages of people on this website are having normal sex. Cyber sex on WoW doesn't count niggas. Also I just got my dick measured at 6 inches from this slutty bitch and I asked her if that's good, she stupidly responds with a 'I'm not a guy', so I am coming here to ask you hombres what's a good size? I better not be small or I'll pull a Virginia Tech.

6 inches is average I believe (providing you're not Black).

[Elindoril]

Jesus fuck I'm not reading all of these posts but there is no way 4 pages of people on this website are having normal sex. Cyber sex on WoW doesn't count niggas. Also I just got my dick measured at 6 inches from this slutty bitch and I asked her if that's good, she stupidly responds with a 'I'm not a guy', so I am coming here to ask you hombres what's a good size? I better not be small or I'll pull a Virginia Tech.

I believe the correct term for this would be "Roleplaying".