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[Puppetmaster]

So I erealized this didn't exist here; we need a 'drunken thread'. So it's almost 2AM here; I started drinking at 3pm yesterday, finally stopped at 12:30 or so, after we got back out of the movies, sneaking my mug out of the theater in the crotch of my pants, held up by my belt. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

We went to see the ntew pirates movie. I can't say what it was about, or much about anything at all. I'm fairly certain I was both texting and drinking in the back ot he theater while he movie was going on. I joked as I was waslking out about how my giant black dong apparently split into two, where my mug and my water bottle wheere I actually kept my liquor were two parts of the same hwole. In this case, my 'giant black dong' was about 6 inches in diameter.

Back on topic: post here if you'r drunk (pereferabley if you're legal, of course) vent, share your storeis... whatever floats your boat. If the mods/admis feel like htis isn't 'family frien'dlyt' or whatever, they are, of course, at liberty to close thise or whatever, but I really feel like this owuld be a good topic both for the poeple of legal age, to share their stories, and for those underage, to learn the adngers of alcohol, etc. On that note, drink in omderation, never drink and drive, and lal that stuf.. Make good decisions. As my coach used ot tlel me, you've got all your life to be drunki and stupid; diobt't fuck around onow.

edit: roar. Fucking hell, I should have stopped this shit hours ago. .

Edited by Puppetmaster, 30 May 2011 - 10:58 PM.

[Junsu]

Too bad I'll never get drunk

[Puppetmaster]

Too bad I'll never get drunk

I remember making that claim myself. I mean, I was 18 and I was all "Grr... how can these people throw their lives away with alcohol" and then I was all "Grr... Alcohol! Wonderful shit, it is!"

Yes, I growled before both statements, apparently.

[jonahfinn]

when i went to Amazon earlier this year, I got smashed after having a 4 shots of the local booze, which was comprised of 90% alcohol.
I ended up jumping into a river at night that was infested with caimans (the local crocodilians) =p
Luckily nothing happened to me. =D

we were in the jungle with nothing to do, no electricity, no creature comforts, only booze

[Elindoril]

I remember making that claim myself. I mean, I was 18 and I was all "Grr... how can these people throw their lives away with alcohol" and then I was all "Grr... Alcohol! Wonderful shit, it is!"

Yes, I growled before both statements, apparently.

I don't drink enough it seems, but then again, I'm so boring that I would just play video games or watch anime anyways, since going out to drink is for squares.

[jonahfinn]

I don't usually drink either, only on celebratory occasions. I usually play video games as well.
Never liked the thought of drinking either when I used to compete.
But after getting drunk, it's actually a nice feeling not having any inhibitions. =]

[Puppetmaster]

I do a lot of things better with a bit of alcohol in me. A few beers and I study better, read better, write better... well, just focus better in general.

Not advocating alcohol as a miracle cure to inattentiveness, just saying that it helps my undiagnosed ADD in a pinch.

[Elle]

This topic was absolutely made for Toxic-Snipe.
xD

[ToxicS]

This topic was absolutely made for Toxic-Snipe.
xD

lmao, I was actually debating whether to make a topic like this before. I'll be posting in a few days xD

*replying at Katrina below at me, Fine I will edit this post in a few days to make it a drunk post.

Edited by Toxic-Snipe, 31 May 2011 - 06:51 AM.

[Kat]

why bother posting in a drunken thread if you ain't drunk

gtfo

*gurgle gurgle*

[Elle]

Ive been drinking since like 1pm my time.
Im not entirely sure if im drunk, but i could have sworn i saw a bunny in my room an hour ago, so perhaps i is.

[Derriere]

This one time I remember drinking at a get together, of course drugs was involved. Mainly different types of weed, purp, hempstar and normal dank.
We'd take shots of vodka from the normal red cups you'd see in a party, fill that half way through with vodka and mix to the top with normal juice.
This went for a couple of hours. My world was completely spinning, but as long as I sat down I was good, but whenever I tried to stand I felt like I was doing 360s.
Not to mention I was also high, maybe that exaggerated me being drunk, idk, either way my head was hurting and I was puking the whole night, even in the morning
I basically threw up 10 pounds that day.

And at Katrinas, I personally would never be online while drunk. Unless I'm alone,
but that rarely happens as I don't drink/smoke alone. Just not the same.

Edited by Derriere, 01 June 2011 - 01:25 AM.

[ToxicS]

I guess I am allowed to post in this topic at this point.

[Kat]

I shall quote Fergie now


DRANK

[ToxicS]

I am so hungry ;o going to make popcorn.

[ToxicS]

drunk bump.

[jcrdude]

I probably will never be here when I actually end up having some drinks, but if it is so requested, I can post pictures of shenanigans either here or in the party pic thread...

........nothing too damning though... :3

[ToxicS]

Lmao!! MAKE DRUNK YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!

[asf]

First and last time I got drunk was New Year's Eve 2010.
I was in my parent's basement with an underage friend (Yes, laugh at me, haha) and made myself shooters. Had 5 in 20 minutes. Then puked all over the garage sink and the next morning had hives all over myself.

Probably bad mixes with bad alcohol and no tolerance at all, but I wanted to get wasted because it was shit boring, and then I did. Quite an experience.

Now I got wiser

[Random]

Unfortunately, probably won't get on here much.
Do most of my drinking at clubs lately.

[Nick]

Can we have an I'm high on marijuana (or other illicit substances) thread as well.

[Trichomes]

Can we have an I'm high on marijuana (or other illicit substances) thread as well.

"I'm high on marijuana."
Who the fuck says that?

Also, if anyone has banana pics from last night, feel free to share them.

Edited by Trichomes, 10 June 2011 - 08:20 AM.

[Nick]

"I'm high on marijuana."
Who the fuck says that?

Also, if anyone has banana pics from last night, feel free to share them.

Well you don't say "I'm stoned off my ass on ecstasy" hence the "other illicit substances."

[asf]

Can we have an I'm high on marijuana (or other illicit substances) thread as well.

Do it, will be fun.

People in those big drug forums use stuff like "my chimpanzee was doing ____ and then ___ " (and other stuff) to talk, maybe it should be used here too?

[iChelsea]

I second the "stoned thread"
I could hypothetically make it in a few minutes

Do it, will be fun.

People in those big drug forums use stuff like "my chimpanzee was doing ____ and then ___ " (and other stuff) to talk, maybe it should be used here too?

Hahahaha yeah I've seen that too. I use to go on a few of those like bluelight.ru and drugs-forum.com, but they use the term SWIM (someone who isn't me)

I think bluelight stopped using it though, because no one ever really gets in trouble for that stuff.

Edited by iChelsea, 10 June 2011 - 10:49 AM.