I saw a video that would bring both of those to shame. Unfortunately I can't find the link.
It's a "music video" of a middle-aged overweight woman singing and dancing in green spandex tights and acting like a cougar. I think she also was a furry or something like that.
The title was something like "My Thighs"...
Maybe the lady removed it because she's been flamed too much. Would have been fun.
...How did you not die after watching that?