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[Narcissa]

http://blogs.sfweekl...turbateatho.php

"Kitty Cat orgasmed approximately once an hour, she said, except when the violinist came in and played Brahm’s Hungarian Dance number 5. Then she had four orgasms. “I’m probably a little sore,” she said afterward, “but not any more than after a good night of rolling in the hay.” As her reward she received free dildos and a pair of thong underwear"

Damn dude, once an hour? Amateur! I need to get in on this, free dildos and thongs! \o/

[Jake]

Relevant

Your friend seems to like anal porn a lot. I think he's gay bro, watch out.

[luvsmyncis]

I also found this weird pic, at the same page:

See the damage masturbating causes? This is why when I have sexual fantasies, the only physical contact I allow myself is perhaps a gentle rub to the nipples.

[Shampoo]

what an embarrassing death...what do you tell Jesus?

same thing you tell a roomate who walks in on you
"it is what it is, bro"

[Scot]

same thing you tell a roomate who walks in on you
"it is what it is, bro"

And then you look them in the eye and finish

[RWS]

I wonder what he died of. Heart failure, perhaps? Or dehydration?

[Ameria]

It's not only about your post itself.
It's about you, actually.
All your posts are nearly useless and you can't even write correctly.You're always whining that people here hate you and such, and you can't even see what's right under your nose.STOP BEING ANNOYING, please!
Bold and underline and italic, just so you can read it properly.
/rage

+1rep.

@Topic

Oh well, this is obviously fake, I've seen this before on a humorous site with fake news, but it's a bit funny anyway, lol.

Edited by Ameria, 02 September 2011 - 01:28 PM.

[ArticTheTiger]

How did they know the amount of times he masturbated? Math?

[elkid27]

While the article isnt real there <<could>> be a cause of death due to prolonged time while trying. See Priapism. When blood doesn't drain out, usually caused by some type of drug use illegal or prescription, tissue can die and could potentially if the person was very unlikely cause a clot that could travel to the heart and cause a heart attack or to the brain and cause a stroke. You would have to be the unluckiest person ever for this to happen as first you would cause destruction of your little guy before death and you would have to have the condition persist for quite a while.

See this:
http://www.metro.co....e-week-erection

[onlyme]

This is clearly fake.

If anyone is interested in the REAL record, check this out.

It cracks me up so bad, that he's a ginger.... HAHAHHAHAHAH!

I also found this weird pic, at the same page:

he was probably on shrooms only, this has nothing to do with excessive masturbation.

[Kyouma]

How did they know the amount of times he masturbated? Math?

The # of tissues in his trash can. Granted, some of them were mucus, so they had a forensics expert individually check each one.

[luvsmyncis]

The # of tissues in his trash can. Granted, some of them were mucus, so they had a forensics expert individually check each one.

Penis in one hand, blowing his nose with the other hand?

[raK]

Penis in one hand, blowing his nose with the other hand?

Look who just told me to keep my mind out of the gutter .

[Blackout]

17 million videos saved to his computer? 600 million photos?

How the hell does his computer have enough space?

[Norava]

Only in Brazil *lol* just kidding.


42.. Hope he brought his towel.

I thought this was a towlie reference...

[Lovato]

I thought this was a towlie reference...

No, he wasn't high.

[Monsoon]

Wowww o_0 this should be on 1000 ways to die.

[iQaLex]

lol he slain his package and he suicided..

i think thats a guinnes world record for the biggest wanker of all time

Edited by iQaLex, 08 September 2011 - 07:38 AM.

[joethebro]

EDIT: ROFL punk HAHAHHAHHAHAHA!

God damn it! You tricked me xD