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[iargue]

Can we play stop posting off topic here.

Donaldmax, you are flamebaiting.

Cory and Maloom are both taking the bait (Though not agreesively, your still feeding him)

[Kyouma]

He was coming while he was going…

Funniest comment on the article

[Boggart]

This thread is becoming difficult to fap to...

[iargue]

This thread is becoming difficult to fap to...

Luckily we have several thousand threads for you to enjoy. Might I suggest the Introduction Forum? Plenty of needy people to make you feel important. Or how about the Customization Forum, dress up those Neopets any ways you want.

[Donaldmax]

I feel sad for the boy that died in this incident. He was really addicted to masturbating. It's really sad because 42 times must have hurt his penis a lot. Can he even produce any semen when he reaches like 10? And how would they know he fapped 42 times? This article is very interesting and I wish to learn more about his severe case of addiction.

[frostz]

he musta overdosed on some kinda aphrodisiac, i am pretty sure its physically impossible to orgasm 42 times in a roll without using drugs.

Edited by frostz, 30 August 2011 - 04:39 PM.

[Cory]

he musta overdosed on some kinda aphrodisiac, i am pretty sure its physically impossible to orgasm 42 times in a roll without using drugs.

masturbate =/= orgasm.

[iargue]

masturbate =/= orgasm.

Then how can it be said he masturbated 42 times? It could be said that he masturbated for 42 hours, that would make more sense,but to give it a number states that he finished (orgasm) and then started again.

[Boggart]

I would think masturbation would require orgasm, otherwise you're just touching yourself.

[frostz]

masturbate =/= orgasm.

Article says he masturbated 42 times without stopping, if he did not orgasm between masturbation session 10-11 for example then he is still on masturbation session 10. He has not moved on to session 11 because he never finished to begin with.

How do you count the number of times he masturbated otherwise if he did it continuously, if the end of one session is not marked with achieving orgasm?

[Cory]

Then how can it be said he masturbated 42 times? It could be said that he masturbated for 42 hours, that would make more sense,but to give it a number states that he finished (orgasm) and then started again.

just cus you cummed doesn't mean you reached orgasm.

[Tsvete]

I wonder who counted how many times he mastrubated If there was someone with him he/she'd stop him and save his life.

Edited by Tsvete, 30 August 2011 - 04:58 PM.

[Vendel]

Are there details about why exactly this killed him? I mean did he like accidentally rip his dick off and die of blood loss, or something more tame like internal bleeding.

[iargue]

Are there details about why exactly this killed him? I mean did he like accidentally rip his dick off and die of blood loss, or something more tame like internal bleeding.

Pretty sure this is a fake article

[Drakonid]

Probably fake, still funny

[Maloo]

I'll try to find anything related to this on the news here..

EDIT: Found it in a not-so-trusted website..Probably fake, I'd say.

Edited by Maloo, 30 August 2011 - 05:17 PM.

[Vendel]

I'm heart-crushingly disappointed.

[Narcissa]

Psht, whatta nub. I've gone for much, much longer than 42 times.

Females + Multiple Orgasms

U mad?

[Bone]

This is clearly fake.

If anyone is interested in the REAL record, check this out.

[Boggart]

This is clearly fake.

If anyone is interested in the REAL record, check this out.

That is the ugliest kid in the world

It is now impossible to fap to this thread.

[ToxicS]

This is clearly fake.

If anyone is interested in the REAL record, check this out.

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/2008/05/sunday_dispatch_masturbateatho.php

[sLAUGHTER]

Didnt bother reading this page of the thread. Hopefully nobody caught this: "the decision came too late."

Trolol.

[Gen]

Science.


EDIT: SOMETHING JUST OCCURRED TO ME... has anyone heard from Gen?! *horror*

screw you hahaha.
That kid was really stupid, but I feel really bad for his mother =/. Btw I didnt know about this news until I read it here lol, and that guy lived really, really, far from me o.O
I found this at a nacional newspaper: "At the teenager's computer, it was found around 17 milion erotic videos and 600 million photos." I also found this weird pic, at the same page:

[Observ]

what an embarrassing death...what do you tell Jesus?

[Jaws]

Whaatttt I saw 42.. masturbating.. he's gonna need a towel.. Well I went there so phooey on you

I actually read the first 3 books of the series, it was quite a while ago but I don't really get the reference
Which one was it from?

I wonder who counted how many times he mastrubated If there was someone with him he/she'd stop him and save his life.

I was thinking the same thing, if he died in the process how could they know what number he got to?
Well anyway, sounds fake to me