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[Boggart]

So as some of you know, my mom was hospitalized last week because she got into a car accident.

She's fine and everything, but had things changed she could have died (we try not to think about it). As some of you may know, my mom is rather plump, or very plump...

Because she's so plump, her fat blocked most of the impact. She has massive internal bleeding, scrapes and major bruising all around her stomach and chest, but had she not been so fat, she would've definitely broken bones and maybe even damaged some internal organs. She's been saying "thank god I'm fat" all week

And now my mom is cooking a shit-load of food to fatten us up, because as she says "if I weren't fat, I'd be dead! FINISH YOUR PLATE AND THEN GET THIRDS".

I'M SO FULL

Spoiler

I love my mommy so much I wish I could show it more

[Boggart]

The weird thing is, my mom complains the shit out of everything she stubs her toe or gets a cold or accidently bites down on her fork. Honestly, I think she's just happy to be alive.

But yes, she cooking so much food... it's so good... but I'm trying to stay in shape o.o

I'm not sure if I should start calling you a fatty, or a mommas boy

I acknowledge that I'm a fatty, just look at my... anything.

[Elindoril]

But yes, she cooking so much food... it's so good... but I'm trying to stay in shape o.o

Practice the ancient art of Bulimia.

[Boggart]

Practice the ancient art of Bulimia.

I tried, but the taste of bile makes me throw up

Round is a shape, fatty xD

I'm beatiful on the inside

Must be a far distance to find it fatty D:

[Elindoril]

I tried, but the taste of bile makes me throw up

Even better!

[Boggart]

Even better!

I don't get it.

derp

[likerobots]

doesn't know whether to troll or remain serious

[Boggart]

it's chit-chat, do you what you want

doesn't know whether to troll or remain serious

also wut?

[Elindoril]

I don't get it.

derp

You throw up even more, making you even more in shape.

[Boggart]

You throw up even more, making you even more in shape.

Oh i know, I was just being facetious

[Noitidart]

Oh man so sorry i did laugh a little you put the post so funnily. So sorry about your moms accident though man.
She's all good and back home now?

[Nymh]

That is so sweet, Boggart.

I'm glad she's ok, I'll leave it at that

[Sida]

"its a very dark tale" made me think this was going to be a "my moms a bitch" thread. Totally the opposite Glad she's ok, now brb going to make a burger or pizza or something. Maybe both.

[luvsmyncis]

WTF she was in the hospital last week with all these injuries and she's already up and cooking? Why don't you cook? What kind of lousy son are you? *smacks you with a rolled up newspaper*

I'm glad her fat protected her. xD lol
.. I love my mommy, too.

[Boggart]

Haha yeah my mom is rather upbeat. We said that she wasn't driving again for a month (since she normally hates driving anyway)

The next day she offered my sister and me a ride to school since she no longer had work that day. *sigh*

[iargue]

Is she wasn't an asian trying to drive, she wouldn't have got in an accident

Just sayin

[Tsvete]

Is she wasn't an asian trying to drive, she wouldn't have got in an accident

Just sayin

I bet you don't even reach the pedals, but you comment

Just sayin

[onlyme]

I bet you don't even reach the pedals, but you comment

Just sayin

LMFAO!


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i'm glad your mom is well and i wish i lived nearer, i would totally come eat all that chinese food until i'm fat!

[Boggart]

Is she wasn't an asian trying to drive, she wouldn't have got in an accident

Just sayin

Well glad someone is attempting to be an insensitive ass. Just thought it would be someone, you know, less... i'll withhold my true thoughts

[onlyme]

Well glad someone is attempting to be an insensitive ass. Just thought it would be someone, you know, less... i'll withhold my true thoughts

GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

[Tsvete]

Well glad someone is attempting to be an insensitive ass. Just thought it would be someone, you know, less... i'll withhold my true thoughts

I'm sure our little Napoleon wasn't serious. He's not that mean... right? ^^

And I'm also very happy your mommy is ok, Bog!

[iargue]

Well glad someone is attempting to be an insensitive ass. Just thought it would be someone, you know, less... i'll withhold my true thoughts

Seriously upset over an asian driver joke?

[Waser Lave]

Seriously upset over an asian driver joke?

You also missed the opportunity to fit in a woman driver reference too. I r disappointed.

 
Glad to hear she's ok.

[iargue]

You also missed the opportunity to fit in a woman driver reference too. I r disappointed.

 
Glad to hear she's ok.

Good thing I held back apparently.