>jamming in my bedroom
>work up to an incredible, mind-blowing solo
>E E E E E E E E E E
>guitar starts to heat up
>previous owner was a crack dealer who used the guitar to move his product
>hidden compartments lined with leftover cocaine everywhere
>crack starts to cook as I play
>fumes rise from guitar
>inhale
>pupils dilate
>capillaries expand
>shit pants
>MAXIMUM FOCUS ACHIEVED
>transcend human limits of finger speed
>create incredible, beautiful music surpassing everything which has ever been created before
>destroy guitar
>batter hands down to stumps
>blood flowing like cheap Austrian lager
>need to call an ambulance
>stagger to bedroom door
>turn knob with teeth
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
