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[Suou]

A starling tried to eat one of my castor bean plants and died about 3 feet away from it.

Again.

I thought that having absurdly poisonous plants would deter animals from trying to eat them, but the castors seem to be doing the exact opposite.

[ElBastardoVerde]

I was standing on the balcony of my uncle's condo over looking the beach and smoking a cigarette. There is a pool below it and there were three absurdly gorgeous women sun bathing.

I was admiring the view and they noticed, and smiled. I smiled and winked.

Not really stupid, but that's what I did today.

[Mishatu]

I had the most awkward dive ever.

I dove into the pool, and my feet went a little further over than they should have, but that's not the awkward bit. My bottoms slid down my legs and the plastic bit holding my top down broke.

Fortunately, I don't think anyone saw anything, but still. Most awkward dive ever.

[Bone]

I was standing on the balcony of my uncle's condo over looking the beach and smoking a cigarette. There is a pool below it and there were three absurdly gorgeous women sun bathing.

I was admiring the view and they noticed, and smiled. I smiled and winked.

Not really stupid, but that's what I did today.

Stupidly creepy, maybe.

[alleywafu]

I left my laptop overnight to download a movie while auto buying from attic. When I woke up, my laptop was in sleep mode while plugged in. It can't be because of the settings because I fixed it so that nothing will happen if I close the lid. I wasted electricity because of this.

[Bone]

I left my laptop overnight to download a movie while auto buying from attic. When I woke up, my laptop was in sleep mode while plugged in. It can't be because of the settings because I fixed it so that nothing will happen if I close the lid. I wasted electricity because of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr6YDOBnYXA

[ElBastardoVerde]

Stupidly creepy, maybe.

I'm a guy, they were in bikinis. And it's not like I was staring AND smiling, I just smiled once they did. After that they just kept laying there so they obviously weren't too creeped out hahaha.

[Futurama]

I work at Walgreens, anything I see nowadays is just normal to me....A lady was complaining that we were selling fashion scarves. She wanted it half off because it is currently summer. She didn't understand that us in the store don't actually make the prices...I laughed in her face and said, "Mam, If I give these to you for half off, that means I have to give special prices to everyone that walks into this store just because of you." Her answer? "But, it's summer." I walked away.

[Mishatu]

I work at Walgreens, anything I see nowadays is just normal to me....A lady was complaining that we were selling fashion scarves. She wanted it half off because it is currently summer. She didn't understand that us in the store don't actually make the prices...I laughed in her face and said, "Mam, If I give these to you for half off, that means I have to give special prices to everyone that walks into this store just because of you." Her answer? "But, it's summer." I walked away.

Yay! Fellow Walgreens employee! -tacklehug-

[Futurama]

Yay! Fellow Walgreens employee! -tacklehug-

Upper management is just killing the company, isn't it? I mean...I wish I had a 40% pay raise or w/e he gave himself even though they lost profit. Cutting hours every week...it's insane.

[Mishatu]

Upper management is just killing the company, isn't it? I mean...I wish I had a 40% pay raise or w/e he gave himself even though they lost profit. Cutting hours every week...it's insane.

I don't even pay attention to the higher-ups. I'm just working my butt off trying to get back in the pharmacy as a tech before I'll be back there as an intern

[Futurama]

I don't even pay attention to the higher-ups. I'm just working my butt off trying to get back in the pharmacy as a tech before I'll be back there as an intern

Good luck getting hours in the pharmacy...that's where most of the hours are being cut .