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[willy101]

There's a flood of Jeremy Lin, Grammys, and Valentine's Day statuses. Pretty annoying and not very entertaining.

Let's post some of the more entertaining statuses our friends have had on facebook
Ouch...Me: Mom! Jeremy Lin’s little brother plays at basketball at Hamilton! My mom: Jeremy Lin’s mom and I have something in common then….Me: You’re both tiny Asian moms…hahaMy mom: No, We both have a son who played/plays sports for Hamilton Me: Asians representing…. My dad: Yeah… but Jeremy Lin went to Harvard… Me: What the hell does that mean… How is that relevant?.... My mom and dad: …………..

Edited by willy101, 15 February 2012 - 05:00 PM.

[Boggart]

I'd rather read those over statuses such as:

Missed Pirate Draik Morphing Potion: Sold out! OH NOOOOOO D: D: D: D:

[Applepi]

so you start your post complaining about jeremy lin statuses then follow up with a jeremy lin status... ummmmm?

[Kat]

First three pictures on my Facebook feed:

[Drakonid]

pic 3 ate pic 1 and 2

[Ladida]

First three pictures on my Facebook feed:

Those puppies are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo adorable :'(

[willy101]

you know me im all about the irony.

also my friend decided he would brew korean rice wine. what a boss

[Blissey]

My most recent friend statuses:
The undoable iz done




FUCK OFF, CUNTS.






and




bored,,,,,
beyond..
BORED!!!!



You're hideous...and sexy!

Hmm.

My friends aren't very interesting.

Edited by Llamex, 15 February 2012 - 05:47 PM.

[Applepi]

may i ask what you said that was ironic?

and my most recent friend statuses:

#nowwatching shake it up.
Love that it's "in Chicago"!

I don't care what ya'll say, that new T. Swizzle song is my jam. And it's on the Hunger Games soundtrack. Sexy.

Safe in Munich guys, no worries.

Edited by Applepi, 15 February 2012 - 05:48 PM.

[Rooshy]

Having a bunch of teenage girls as fb friends gives you pretty much the worst newsfeed ever.

[Neoquest]

I blocked everyone who didn't post interesting stuff from my news feed. Now Facebook is actually worth using.

[Rainie]

Ne, well after not going onto facebook for ages this is what I see ~

When Michael Jackson died it was all over the news for months, when Amy Winehouse died it was on the news for weeks and when Whitney Houston died its been on the news all day! There are hundreds of solders dying each day fighting to keep us and our country safe and you seem to care more about the DRUGGED UP singers? I have so much more respect for the soldiers, couldn't care less about the singers! Put this as your status if you care more about our soldiers!

Omg I'm such a rebel... Coconut and strawberrys. — with x and x.

me: will you be my valentine?
my kitty:
me:
my kitty:
me:
my kitty:
me: it's okay take your time.

watching american idol... Girl keeps fainting in red i feel bad for her

Yeah你很。。。聰明 /sarcasm

[dannyo669]

I left facebook for this very reason lol

[Nymh]

Haha thank you for inspiring me to go check my facebook. I have now read this interesting exchange:

Me:
Hey there, so I don't know if you accidentally friend requested me or if you meant to - I never thought you would want to be connected with me. Why the request if you don't mind my asking?

My ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend:
I dont recall friend requesting you, however, you may most certainly decline any such invitation. I wouldnt think you'd want to be connected me either. If you've already accepted then I can most certainly un-friend you.

hahaha thank you for that

[Kauvara]

Retarded attention-seeking statuses drive me nuts, so I only have super close friends added. None of this random I went to the same school with you but won't ever talk to you so be my friend bullshit. Anyways, I don't have much of a news feed, but that's ok because my friends are pretty .....interesting...... to say the least. They still manage to keep things exciting. xD

Recent pictures ~ for your viewing pleasure:

Some rather tasteful art:

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Hey look, it's Captain Jack Sparrow

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Little doggy doesn't look too enthused to see snow on the ground:

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Perhaps this is why.....

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[Boggart]

Do I look like a bitch?!? Then you do I get treated like one?!? >:| -->26 year old guy

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People oggling Eric Whitacre

Bla bla bla

[Elindoril]

My feed is pretty much dead, but it's better than having a bunch of idiots posting their stupid memes all over the place.

[Salamanda]

I only use the 'Close Friends' list feed now.

[skittlez]

most of my feeds are people's game invitations and junk. My personal status is pretty cool.
"You know your boobs are too big, when you can use them as a place to set your phone while you sit and type, just so you don't have to bend over or reach anywhere nearby to pick it up when it rings. LOL"

[James]

All statuses by every one of my friends is about Jesus now. Some people don't even talk with people on FB, just *log in* *put random Jesus status here* *log off* *go rob a bank*.

[TamerVirus]

Hmm A whole lotta Facebook game spam. Sooo much spam....

[onlyme]

I'd rather read those over statuses such as:

Missed Pirate Draik Morphing Potion: Sold out! OH NOOOOOO D: D: D: D:

your last fb status was pretty funny!

[hometownhero]

Girl on my facebook posted this today and this is the shitstorm of likes and comments that ensued - I would class that as fairly interesting =P

Edited by hometownhero, 16 February 2012 - 06:59 PM.

[Elindoril]

Proud Family isn't even that old, I cannot see how this status is worth so much attention



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[Rooshy]

This status made me lol;
"Your in high school. Act like it."


Lolol you're in high school use the correct form of you're.