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[Blissey]

A strange news story worth sharing...

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

http://www.huffingto..._n_1548359.html

Stuff's pretty crazy.

[Waser Lave]

Wtf...

[Blissey]

Apparently the miami area is full of strange crime going on tonight, and a few cases of people attacking and trying to eat each other.
Zombie apocalypse has begun, everyone.
I hope you're ready.

[Information]

I bet a Full Moon was looming, for centries people have claimed Lunar eclipses make them do all kinds of crazy stuff.

[Pilot]

I'll be stocking up on supplies and weapons in my bunker up north if anyone asks

[Cythose]

I just saw it on the news, pretty messed up stuff :C

Edited by Winkey, 28 May 2012 - 03:21 AM.

[Waser Lave]

Apparently the miami area is full of strange crime going on tonight, and a few cases of people attacking and trying to eat each other.
Zombie apocalypse has begun, everyone.
I hope you're ready.

It's ok, I own a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide.

[sutures]

The Herald reports detectives believe the victim may have been homeless and the naked man suffering from "cocaine psychosis," which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.

yet not enough to prompt him to eat another mans face?

Edited by sutures, 28 May 2012 - 05:39 AM.

[Nymh]

Apparently the miami area is full of strange crime going on tonight, and a few cases of people attacking and trying to eat each other.
Zombie apocalypse has begun, everyone.
I hope you're ready.

Um

Ok I hope they do an autopsy on the dead guy to see if he had contracted some kind of fucked up Zombie virus.

[Waser Lave]

Um

Ok I hope they do an autopsy on the dead guy to see if he had contracted some kind of fucked up Zombie virus.

If he had contracted one we'd better hope they shot him in the head when they 'killed' him...

[luvsmyncis]

Zombies don't remove their clothing. Although the moon wasn't full, he might have been a wolf man!

[Random]

I cannot wait to fight zombies.

[Turnip]

UPDATE, 5/27: While Miami Police remain tight-lipped about the incident, investigators are asking witnesses to contact authorities. The Herald reports detectives believe the victim may have been homeless and the naked man suffering from "cocaine psychosis," which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.

N-neato! Why you'd want to eat homeless people and not clean and fresh business men/women is beyond me... Especially women :9

[Sweeney]

I bet a Full Moon was looming, for centries people have claimed Lunar eclipses make them do all kinds of crazy stuff.

A full moon is not the same as a lunar eclipse...

[Irradium]

Welp, that's messed up. I literally don't know what to say - I'm stunned by that incident.
I sure as hell hope there was a logical and indeed, good, reason for that attack.

However, if in the extremely improbable circumstance it is a zombie virus, keep it in America, please.
Good luck fighting the zombies off!

[trizzle]

Welp, that's messed up. I literally don't know what to say - I'm stunned by that incident.
I sure as hell hope there was a logical and indeed, good, reason for that attack.

What possible good reason could there be for biting someone's face off?

Also I hardly think anyone with suspected "cocaine psychosis" is in a logical state of mind =P

[Irradium]

What possible good reason could there be for biting someone's face off?

Also I hardly think anyone with suspected "cocaine psychosis" is in a logical state of mind =P

Logical, good, whatever - basically, what I meant was: I hope there was a decent scientific, not psychological reason for it. You know?

[trizzle]

Logical, good, whatever - basically, what I meant was: I hope there was a decent scientific, not psychological reason for it. You know?

Ahhh that makes more sense. I thought you were saying "Well I hope he had a damn good explanation afterwards" but I get you now

[Keil]

What possible good reason could there be for biting someone's face off?

Some people find it kinky. I regret researching sexual fetishes in Japan alone on a whim.

[Yung]

Sounds like some shit from the Grimm series actually.

[Glow]

[NapisaurusRex]

Logical, good, whatever - basically, what I meant was: I hope there was a decent scientific, not psychological reason for it. You know?

Psychology isn't scientific?

[Sweeney]

Psychology isn't scientific?

Not so much.

[Irradium]

Psychology isn't scientific?

Psychology is an 'ehh' science.
By which, I mean that while it features the main groundings of a science, but I don't recognise it as such, due to limits of the ethical guidelines put in place by whatever the main psychological organisation is which, as an effect, limits the extents to which research can go if it is to be published. Therefore, you cannot truly call it scientific, as you can't explore all of it's aspects without some sort of reprisal. Is that feasible?