Edited by Mishelle, 12 August 2012 - 05:21 PM.
Mishatu's Estrogen Thread
#476
Posted 12 August 2012 - 05:20 PM
#477 Guest_coltom_*
Posted 12 August 2012 - 05:29 PM
#478 Guest_Kate_*
Posted 13 August 2012 - 08:04 AM
Im on my period and I'm angry. My ex lives really close to our mutual friend so I asked him if he'd take him some cupcakes since he has a car and I don't. My ex gets all pissy that I made him cupcakes but then agrees to take him the cupcakes. Now he's not responding to my text messages. I'd like to give him the cupcakes while they're still fresh and not sitting for days. Finally I messaged him on facebook and he gets pissy again that I made our friend cupcakes. Our friend just turned 18 and his dad pretty much feels like he no longer has any responsibility and he's sending him across the country to South Carolina to stay with his mom because he has no other place to go. That's why Im making him cupcakes, I told my ex if he moves across the country i'll make him a 3 tier good fucking riddance cake. I was joking, sort of. Now he's not responding again. I guess i'll have to take the train and the bus.
Really though, it is kind of weird to have your ex deliver anything for you, even more-so cupcakes for another dude lol
#479
Posted 13 August 2012 - 08:13 AM
Edited by Mishelle, 13 August 2012 - 08:13 AM.
#480 Guest_coltom_*
Posted 13 August 2012 - 08:14 AM
I really think if the doe-eyed mishelle asks a reasonable man would jump, especially if when she's one with the moon.
P.S. I now have two of women following the moon. One's furby from Amazon does not work as promised. Oh Creator, you must think much of me to ask so much of me.
It is always awkward, but tell him to grow a set and do it for you. You've not used the stick on that boy enough.When he leaves work he has to pass my place and he lives like 5 minutes away from the guy. If I take them myself I'm stuck on public transit for an hour there and an hour back. It's a going away present, I thought those were normal?
#481
Posted 13 August 2012 - 08:18 AM
#482
Posted 13 August 2012 - 08:13 PM
He said he's going to do it today he was just pissy with me over something his mom did to piss him off. This is why we're not together he's always taking shit out on me and then 5 minutes later he wants to be bffls.
On the bright side, mister 18 gets his cupcakes.
You wouldn't catch me saying no to cupcakes. What kind of asshole can say no to cupcakes?
Fuck, I love cupcakes.
#483
Posted 13 August 2012 - 09:22 PM
Gawd, they should teach men how to understand the cycles of the moon.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
#484
Posted 13 August 2012 - 09:23 PM
#485
Posted 13 August 2012 - 09:24 PM
im on birth control but i still get my period. i was against going on it for the longest time because i didn't want to gain weight but finally went on it and the only difference i noticed was my boobs got a lot bigger, to like a large c/d when i used to be a small c/b
I used to be really worried about that too but since I started taking bc I lost 12kgs (26lbs)
#486
Posted 13 August 2012 - 10:41 PM
You wouldn't catch me saying no to cupcakes. What kind of asshole can say no to cupcakes?
Fuck, I love cupcakes.
Amen to that. My boyfriend loves baking, which works out well for me. He's some sort of ninja master in the kitchen, I swear. Give him an afternoon with an oven and some baking supplies and he comes out with all sorts of delicious baked goods. I've literally woken up to the smell of his cookies and it was heaven. And he looooves baking cupcakes, which is awesome, cause I like eating them.
#487
Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:45 AM
I've literally woken up to the smell of his cookies and it was heaven.
I've woken up to other smells. Not heaven, though.
#488
Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:54 AM
Have you ever woken up to a dutch oven?I've woken up to other smells. Not heaven, though.
#489
Posted 14 August 2012 - 10:56 AM
Have you ever woken up to a dutch oven?
Do German ones count?
#490
Posted 14 August 2012 - 11:22 AM
Sure, I'm assuming you've had this done this then? Blatantly the reciever.Do German ones count?
#491
Posted 14 August 2012 - 11:39 AM
#492
Posted 14 August 2012 - 02:37 PM
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Are you serious
Are you actually serious
#493
Posted 14 August 2012 - 02:49 PM
In other news after a long deliberation I've concluded that my left boob is bigger than my right one.
#494
Posted 14 August 2012 - 02:51 PM
Are you serious
Are you actually serious
It was a joke on how Coltom phrases things.
I know exactly what he was talking about.
Edit: It was just a terrible one D:
Edited by Ivysaur, 14 August 2012 - 02:51 PM.
#495 Guest_coltom_*
Posted 14 August 2012 - 03:01 PM
Are you serious
Are you actually serious
I said they didn't understand, both of my lovely ladies are on the same lunar clock right now, last week was not the most pleasant.
#496
Posted 14 August 2012 - 03:03 PM
I said they didn't understand, both of my lovely ladies are on the same lunar clock right now, last week was not the most pleasant.
I know
#497 Guest_coltom_*
Posted 14 August 2012 - 03:59 PM
Sweetie, I don't know which one of us has seen more boobs, but my experience is there is almost a noticeable difference in size, diameter or position of the N on all women. Such things, are part of the glory that is woman.In other news after a long deliberation I've concluded that my left boob is bigger than my right one.
#498
Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:52 PM
My lunar clock lets me know when I'll turn into a werewolf.Ehh, I wish my lunar clock would just hurry up and kick in.
#499
Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:56 PM
My lunar clock lets me know when I'll turn into a werewolf.
*generic joke about hairiness*
#500
Posted 14 August 2012 - 10:55 PM
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