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[Arazin]

I certainly hope never to see Patrick and Spongebob give each other a blowjob...

You definitely get better at BJ's with experience

[Elindoril]

I certainly hope never to see Patrick and Spongebob give each other a blowjob...

I more so meant the chocolate eating part, but that's just as bad.

[Maeghan]

Basically, because of lack of prior knowledge or experience, I imagine a blowjob being like this.

LOL.LOLOLOLOL.

OMG.

[Syntax]

Where would you spit it out anyways?? Like..... on the guy's dick or something?
?? Or do you just leave it in your mouth then slowly go to the nearest toilet and spit it out there o.o

I spit onto tissue, or go to the toilet. it's like right outside my door, so yeah. >.>

[Maeghan]

I never really got bothered by kitchen/sandwich jokes until I had someone say one to my face. I was already a bit cranky that day because I had to wake up at 5 AM to cut down/remove trees that were leaning dangerously over a road in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, then when I was on the way to the greenhouses to check on everything and activate the irrigation system a herd of jackasses asked me where I had been all morning and I explained that I was working on the wooded areas on either side of Bumfuck Road.

To which they responded, "Hey, I didn't know they had a kitchen in the woods there!"

I probably should've just brushed it off, but I was really kind of infuriated. I wanted to beat them with a cactus.

Murder them

[LeiLani]

Where would you spit it out anyways?? Like..... on the guy's dick or something?
?? Or do you just leave it in your mouth then slowly go to the nearest toilet and spit it out there o.o

(Plus, swallowing makes a lot less mess~ :3 )

Ground...sink...toilet...water bottle.

[Turnip]

I spit onto tissue, or go to the toilet. it's like right outside my door, so yeah. >.>

Ground...sink...toilet...water bottle.

Kyaaaa, too much effort imo~

[LeiLani]

Kyaaaa, too much effort imo~

We kind of do our thing in public secretly..so I have a water bottle handy xD
Is it weird that we've NEVER seen each other naked or been on a bed together?o:

I would like to swallow for once, but my boyfriend never lets me because he feels bad ._.

[Waser Lave]

I would like to swallow for once, but my boyfriend never lets me because he feels bad ._.

How can he stop you?

(Are you really sure he isn't gay?)

[LeiLani]

How can he stop you?

(Are you really sure he isn't gay?)

He pretends to be upset, and I fall for it

Yes! He gets boners pretty quickly. xD


But then again, he could be thinking about other things

[Elindoril]

Kyaaaa, too much effort imo~

It's too hard to grab a tissue? Just how into it are you?

[Turnip]

It's too hard to grab a tissue? Just how into it are you?

Hehehe, I can't help that I just find it easier to swallow!! ////////////
And it dooooes sound kinda rude to spit it out

[Trichomes]

Sometimes I think y'all haven't had the experience that y'all say you've had. You keep "supplies", a glass of wine or soft drink, a wetted towel, a dry towel. If you are going for romance, a plate of little treats like strawberries, grapes, cheese and some little slices of bread. No crackers, crumbs will ruin things when you go for seconds or thirds. Strawberries are a good choice, as they work as food and foreplay for seconds.

Seconds work a whole lot better if you ladylove does not have to jump out of bed to "clean up" and break the mood. *sigh*.

This implies all of your sexual encounters are premeditated. Sometimes things happen spontaneously, or in a setting outside of the bedroom, in which case it would be impossible to have all those handy dandy supplies set aside and ready on the bedside table.

[Elindoril]

Hehehe, I can't help that I just find it easier to swallow!! ////////////
And it dooooes sound kinda rude to spit it out

I assume it would taste bitter and weird, so I wouldn't see a problem with spitting it out.

What do I know, I only have knowledge from sex ed and hentai.

[Futurama]

He pretends to be upset, and I fall for it

Yes! He gets boners pretty quickly. xD


But then again, he could be thinking about other things

There's something wrong with your boyfriend.

[trizzle]

Do you guys (and by guys I mean girls ) remember the first time you were on the receiving end of oral? I was ~soooo~ squeamish and embarrassed and the first boyfriend who ever went down on me obviously was repulsed by it and made me feel really selfconscious and bad about myself.

So the next person I was with I didn't even let them try I was so conscious of it.

Then I had this boyfriend and oh. my. god. Let's just say he knew what he was doing (that's an understatement) he could just look at me, and I knew what he was going to do and I was putty in his hands. I would literally do anything he asked after because he just took me to other places :') Man, I miss him. That's how oral very quickly became my favourite

[LeiLani]

There's something wrong with your boyfriend.

I say that to myself everyday. xD

Do you guys (and by guys I mean girls ) remember the first time you were on the receiving end of oral? I was ~soooo~ squeamish and embarrassed and the first boyfriend who ever went down on me obviously was repulsed by it and made me feel really selfconscious and bad about myself.

So the next person I was with I didn't even let them try I was so conscious of it.

Then I had this boyfriend and oh. my. god. Let's just say he knew what he was doing (that's an understatement) he could just look at me, and I knew what he was going to do and I was putty in his hands. I would literally do anything he asked after because he just took me to other places :') Man, I miss him. That's how oral very quickly became my favourite

We got caught the first time he went down on me, lmaoooo.
He was upset that I would never let him do it, so then one day he forcibly pulled down my sweatpants and ....yeah

[Syntax]

Do you guys (and by guys I mean girls ) remember the first time you were on the receiving end of oral? I was ~soooo~ squeamish and embarrassed and the first boyfriend who ever went down on me obviously was repulsed by it and made me feel really selfconscious and bad about myself.

So the next person I was with I didn't even let them try I was so conscious of it.

Then I had this boyfriend and oh. my. god. Let's just say he knew what he was doing (that's an understatement) he could just look at me, and I knew what he was going to do and I was putty in his hands. I would literally do anything he asked after because he just took me to other places :') Man, I miss him. That's how oral very quickly became my favourite

I know what you mean. I have this phobia that it won't taste good or stink down there, though I wash and wipe before I do anything and I'm hygenic to the point of being anal about it. So idk, it kinda turned me off oral. My current boyfriend is better with his fingers anyway. He doesn't mind (I've asked) but I really only let him to it for lubrication purposes.

The first time I was super conscious about it though, and it never really went away. OH but the first time it was pretty nice. Gentler compared to fingers.

[LeiLani]

The motto of the boy scouts is "Be Prepared", it works with ladyloves too. If you're outside in the woods, then its not really a problem to spit where ever youwant. Still, a few paper towels are good to have. Of course, if you're talking about elevators, taxi cabs, or stairwells I admit I have no experience with those situations.

LeiLani, I think your boyfriend is very cautious, very careful. The risk of pregnancy, he might be over reacting, but he may not want to risk your reputation with your parent. He may have very noble reasons, and don't let this chackle of cancerous crows taint you mind one wit. I've known too many couples that had mistakes, no matter what the outcome it does not work out, most times. The "other ways" are just fine, what is important is the sharing and the cuddle and bliss of being with a lover. All the rest, if he valued a single act over your well being, than I'd say he was a fool.

P.S. Jism is nasty, don't swallow if you don't want to. You have a right, to do as you please.

Is cautious a good thing or a bad thing?(x I guess--they don't like him cause he's not Asian :x so I guess if I got pregnant somehow someway then he's dead o;

I know what you mean. I have this phobia that it won't taste good or stink down there, though I wash and wipe before I do anything and I'm hygenic to the point of being anal about it. So idk, it kinda turned me off oral. My current boyfriend is better with his fingers anyway. He doesn't mind (I've asked) but I really only let him to it for lubrication purposes.

The first time I was super conscious about it though, and it never really went away. OH but the first time it was pretty nice. Gentler compared to fingers.

So do I! So I bought this body wash that smells like green tea + cucumbers
He went down on me once and I never let him do it since
I agree! I think fingers are better

[Turnip]

I assume it would taste bitter and weird, so I wouldn't see a problem with spitting it out.

What do I know, I only have knowledge from sex ed and hentai.

Hehehe, yeah it has a pretty weird taste usually (but sometimes it can be damn tasty~)!! So it's a looot easier imo to just quickly swallow it down then let it linger around in your mouth~

Do you guys (and by guys I mean girls ) remember the first time you were on the receiving end of oral?

Hahahahah I remember that night well~

Spoiler

I was on the last day of my period and things were all nasty and kinda achy, so I told him that maybe we shouldn't do that, maybe in the morning after I've showered or something

Spoiler

he said "he didn't mind"

[Elindoril]

Hehehe, yeah it has a pretty weird taste usually (but sometimes it can be damn tasty~)!! So it's a looot easier imo to just quickly swallow it down then let it linger around in your mouth~

You got some balls there, chick.

[NapisaurusRex]

The only way I can avoid razor burn on my cooch is to immediately dump lotion on it when I'm done shaving and then reapply every 12 hours or so. My problem is that lotion tastes like ass. Is there a kind of lotion that doesn't taste nasty? Or could I use like avocado or something?

[Mishelle]

The guy I'm with doesn't like it shaved. It's kind of surprising to me.