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#26 Guest_coltom_*

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:19 PM

There are many people in committed relationships who also engage in kinky sex and sex with other partners under strict rules and guidelines. That doesn't mean they're sluts or that they're incapable of loving. Who cares about stereotypes? If a person wants to do something and it doesn't hurt anyone they should be able to do it. I'm Black, I'm not gonna stop eating fried chicken because it's a stereotype. Fried chicken is fucking dank.

He's so beautiful I have his pictures on my wall :wub:


But such was my concern, some people hate gays, some people latch upon any excuse to hate gays. They'll use the image of Anderson Cooper in a oil and guacamole slime pit to fit their own preconceived notions, therefore as I have no great risk to compound such sterotypes I'd have no problem talking about what a sick prig Fatty Arbuckle was (oh, hope I spelled that right", but would not wish to talk about Antony Perkin's stories. Sure, somewhat it is reversed something or another, but the same way everyone on the reservation swears all them stories about the white dog ceremony are myths, and at the bare least never ever happen anymore. Same way that I'd gladly serve one of my finest home grown melons of the water variety but would feel uncomfortable if you were to come for brunch and I served it to you. I don't feel the same when Ben and his wife come over, as they're first generation Africans and don't have the same sterotype over their heads to them it would just be a gift from my garden, and I grow some sweet ass watermelons if I say so myself.

Honestly, its strange, my culture has a rproblem with LG because it does not fit the fundamental separation between the magic of the women and the magic of the men. Not that, that is an absolute thing, there have always been those that don't match into one niche or another, and it is a disadvantage in the scheme of things, but we all have some disadvantage or another. I know of a few men that are in the circles of women, more women that are in the circles of men.

I agree with Angry Meagan thought, I've lost track of what " LGBTQIA" Bi, ok, T Transexual? Lost me after the restt
P.S. So I noticed a mistake or two and saw your post after I'd first posted this. I've used that whole discussion about "I" and "A" when people are thumping bibles too much. at least

Edited by coltom, 04 July 2012 - 03:27 PM.


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    #27 Waser Lave

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:20 PM

    It doesn't have to be. Plenty of guys are guys without the anal part.


    It was intended to be a joke.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:31 PM



    #29 kidbit

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:53 PM

    Actually Frank Ocean is bi, not gay. So we still got a chance, hehe

    #30 Suou

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 04:03 PM

    I read the title and expected this thread to be terrible, but I was relieved when I read the first post.

    Anderson Cooper is a cutie pie and anyone who disagrees is wrong wrong wrong wrong.

    #31 Mishelle

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 04:06 PM

    Actually Frank Ocean is bi, not gay. So we still got a chance, hehe


    PRAISE THE LAWD. I need to go buy some backstage passes so I can get my groupie on.

    #32 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 04:24 PM

    I read the title and expected this thread to be terrible, but I was relieved when I read the first post.

    Anderson Cooper is a cutie pie and anyone who disagrees is wrong wrong wrong wrong.

    Sorry, not my type.

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    #33 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 06:57 AM

    Is that you? Why, you're adorable! If that guy with the mustache weren't so near, I'd just pet you and love you to pieces!

    #34 Nymh

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 07:01 AM

    I don't see what the big deal is about buttsex. It's awesome.

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 07:03 AM

    I don't see what the big deal is about buttsex. It's awesome.


    I have hemorrhoids. :(

    #36 Galadriel

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 07:03 AM

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    #37 Nymh

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 07:25 AM

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    I was thinking less Gwen and more Tevye

    If I were a gay man, didle deedle didle deedle deedle dum

    #38 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:45 AM

    I was thinking less Gwen and more Tevye
    If I were a gay man, didle deedle didle deedle deedle dum


    Same here.
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    All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

    #39 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:41 AM

    Is that you? Why, you're adorable! If that guy with the mustache weren't so near, I'd just pet you and love you to pieces!

    Oh, just make me more jealous. He gets to sleep with my wife for more often than I do. (I snore) He has one gray and one brown eye, his mother was is a manx cat, his father was a quick opportunist that got to her in the five minutes she made it out the door during a snowstorm. He has about a third of a tail, and wags his little stump when angry.

    Edited by coltom, 05 July 2012 - 10:51 AM.


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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:45 AM

    Oh, just make me more jealous. He gets to sleep with my wife for more often than I do. (I snore) He has one gray and one brown eye, his mother was a manx cat, his father was a quick opportunist that got to her in the five minutes she made it out the door during a snowstorm. He has about a third of a tail, and wags his little stump when angry.


    You and your wife sleep separately?

    #41 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:00 AM

    You and your wife sleep separately?

    She uses an air mattress for her back, I snore. She tosses and turns, sometimes I sleep chant. We're old, what can I say.

    #42 Suou

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:07 AM

    I don't see what the big deal is about buttsex. It's awesome.

    A lot of people seem to think it's gross on account of butts being involved.

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:09 AM

    You and your wife sleep separately?


    My mum and dad have always slept separately too :3 I think it's because he snores and watches tv and she likes absolute dark and peace and quiet.

    #44 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:18 AM

    A lot of people seem to think it's gross on account of butts being involved.

    Taking care of your beloved because she has the flu & cramps at the same time is gross. When yellow, red and brown gunk is leaking from somewhere at sometime for three days. Going through childbirth, has its own groody moments, she'd have killed me if I video taped that. *grin* I was holding her hand during contractions (she waited until after the basketball game was off TV), oh I still get a laugh at me trying to be a supporting and sweet husband as she was grinding my bones into powder. Dang she was strong. How could I say something to her, she was trying to squeeze a human head out of an opening that isn't that large. *grin* I had to write left-handed for a week.

    Oh, as far as basketball. She is a big fan, father was a HS coach, we actually had the university assistant AD for our matron of honour at the wedding. My beloved one waited until after the game was over in the delivery suite.

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:48 AM

    My parents have slept apart for as long as I can remember. Dad snores/wiggles. Mom likes peace and quiet.

    #46 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:59 AM

    My parents have slept apart for as long as I can remember. Dad snores/wiggles. Mom likes peace and quiet.

    Don't pity me, too much. I had a good run while it lasted. This ol dog likely did some things in bed/tops of mountains, raft over the kelp forest, underneath Broke Leg falls that y'all will never even think about.

    I'm not afraid of losing my mind, because I figure that something that sick will never be able to get very far on its own.

    Edited by coltom, 05 July 2012 - 01:11 PM.



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