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#1 Mishelle

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Posted 03 July 2012 - 11:57 PM

So I could have a 4 way with Anderson Cooper, Matt Bomer and Frank Ocean. Would be the best day of my life.

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    #2 James

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 12:01 AM

    My post count has gone nowhere, it has.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 12:16 AM

    Really, Anderson has those close set beedy eyes. And don't get me started on that hair, not natural at all. No way the drapes and carpet are coordinated. Is a skinny little butt really,

    From what I've heard, three ways in gay relationships almost always end badly, with two guys snoring and one poor frustrated soul left cleaning up mess. Not a pretty picture.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 05:00 AM

    Frank Ocean made me a gay man.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 05:13 AM

    Then you have to suck gross dinks though.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 05:33 AM

    I think it's sad when being homosexual becomes the focus of a celebrity's life.
    I think a lot of people have known for a long time that Anderson Cooper was gay, and I always admired him for being private, but not lying about it. He was always seen with his boyfriend. Everyone knew. Expecting gay people to always "COME OUT" is a trend I hope we will stray away from someday. When someone stands up and says, "I am straight" you don't see people cheering in the streets about it. Who fucking cares?

    Hey everyone, I am asexual. Now judge me and weep that you shall never have sex with me.

    #7 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:28 AM

    Hey everyone, I am asexual. Now judge me and weep that you shall never have sex with me.

    Rocker, I really wasn't planning on it in the first place. I mean you seem like a nice enough person, high emotional maintenance for sure, but your clever mind and keen insight would make you a catch worthy of deeds of honour and love.

    I'm a big fan of the heart song, still a fan but to a lesser degree of the song of sweat and sighs, it does sadden me a bit that you'll not feel that feeling when everything is right, when you match eyes with your beloved one, and bounds of pain and earth disappear as you fall inside of each other's soul. I still have that love, even if the ways of the flesh are mainly gone.

    Honestly, I just always think its funny when young ones talk for four ways and the like. Messy with hearts, messy with detail. Not really worthy of pursuit, as parts are not important, hearts are important.

    Almost insulting to mention a four way with Mr. Cooper, as it compounds the sterotype that all gays are village people dressing rutting, nitrate popping, slime dogs. I've known a few gay couples that were as faithful and commitment as can be, and if you tell me Anderson is in such a relationship I'll take your word. He seems the type to be commited.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:30 AM

    I'm a big fan of the heart song, still a fan but to a lesser degree of the song of sweat and sighs, it does sadden me a bit that you'll not feel that feeling when everything is right, when you match eyes with your beloved one, and bounds of pain and earth disappear as you fall inside of each other's soul. I still have that love, even if the ways of the flesh are mainly gone.


    I don't think she wants your pity.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:32 AM

    Being gay seems like it would be a right pain in the arse.

    #10 Nymh

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:39 AM

    Hey everyone, I am asexual. Now judge me and weep that you shall never have sex with me.


    Whatever, three Shiner Bocks and you'd be mine.

    #11 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:43 AM

    Whatever, three Shiner Bocks and you'd be mine.

    Bad, bad, bad young'um, making an old man blush.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:50 AM

    Zachary Quinto.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 07:24 AM

    it does sadden me a bit that you'll not feel that feeling when everything is right, when you match eyes with your beloved one, and bounds of pain and earth disappear as you fall inside of each other's soul.


    Weep not in your wigwam, for I have my own beloved and when our eyes greet each other in the starlight, my heart runs at the speed of the young wolf. For many moons *makes grand gesture with ams* we have traveled together in spirit, and in the flesh. Sometimes, we even have words across the electronic darkness. I just don't ever feel like fucking. Poetic, is it not?

    Whatever, three Shiner Bocks and you'd be mine.


    That's rape!!

    Zachary Quinto.


    Fugly.

    #14 onlyme

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 07:32 AM

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WIGWAM!

    #15 Maeghan

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 07:34 AM

    Fugly.


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    You have your opinions,

    Ill have my "Sylar Beds Me" fantasies.

    And we're both happy. :D

    #16 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 07:40 AM

    Weep not in your wigwam, for I have my own beloved and when our eyes greet each other in the starlight, my heart runs at the speed of the young wolf. For many moons *makes grand gesture with ams* we have traveled together in spirit, and in the flesh. Sometimes, we even have words across the electronic darkness. I just don't ever feel like fucking. Poetic, is it not?


    Actually, I have a 2600' split level ranch, 3 bed/2 baths, built in 1994. The view of my back door is that little picture to the left of the screen, you can zoom in if you like. Just replaced the central air last year, with an EnergyStar model that qualified me for a nice tax rebate, thank you President Obama for spurring the economy. I do have lots of coneflowers and a few medicines growing.

    Not a wigwam, not a teepee, not even a yurt.

    I'm pleased as a frog in a bottle of mountain dew that you have a significant other, someone to share your love. Love is more important that sweat.

    #17 onlyme

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 07:41 AM

    Oh, are you from Germany Maeghan?

    #18 Maeghan

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 07:45 AM

    Oh, are you from Germany Maeghan?


    I wish.

    My Grandfather is from Hanover though.

    I just love Ozil and the Germany team.

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 08:44 AM

    So I could have a 4 way with Anderson Cooper, Matt Bomer and Frank Ocean. Would be the best day of my life.

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    Dayuum. I see why.

    His eyes stare into my soul.

    Edited by Ivysaur, 04 July 2012 - 08:45 AM.


    #20 Guest_coltom_*

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 08:47 AM

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    Dayuum. I see why.

    His eyes stare into my soul.

    *blush* Yes he does have really lovely eyes, and a very kind face, not to mention his darling voice. I can see that being more important than that head of hair of his.

    P.S. I have a terrible voice.

    Edited by coltom, 04 July 2012 - 08:49 AM.


    #21 Mishelle

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 11:29 AM

    I think it's sad when being homosexual becomes the focus of a celebrity's life.
    I think a lot of people have known for a long time that Anderson Cooper was gay, and I always admired him for being private, but not lying about it. He was always seen with his boyfriend. Everyone knew. Expecting gay people to always "COME OUT" is a trend I hope we will stray away from someday. When someone stands up and says, "I am straight" you don't see people cheering in the streets about it. Who fucking cares?

    Hey everyone, I am asexual. Now judge me and weep that you shall never have sex with me.


    There are many celebrities known for their sexuality, not just gay ones. Look at George Clooney, he hasn't done much in years but people still know him as Hollywood's womanizer. Same with Hugh Hefner. Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, etc are known for being top notch dick riders.

    I do agree with you that no celebrity should be forced to come out, but no one forcibly outed him. His friend wrote him a letter and he agreed with his friends points and decided to make it clear to everyone that he is indeed gay (and water is also wet). And we don't need straight people to come out. We life in a heterocentric society where being straight is the default, you're expected to be straight. And if you're not straight and you're in the wrong place and the wrong time it can get you beaten or killed. That's why LGBTQIA people are happy to see prominent people in society come out as being gay, to show people that they're not weirdos, or perverts. They're normal people who live their lives, and have normal relationships. But I agree, I don't believe coming out should be a huge deal, but until gay people get equal treatment and equal rights it will be a big deal. And I don't see that coming any time soon considering anti-LGBT murders and hate crimes have spiked recently.

    Honestly, I just always think its funny when young ones talk for four ways and the like. Messy with hearts, messy with detail. Not really worthy of pursuit, as parts are not important, hearts are important.

    Almost insulting to mention a four way with Mr. Cooper, as it compounds the sterotype that all gays are village people dressing rutting, nitrate popping, slime dogs. I've known a few gay couples that were as faithful and commitment as can be, and if you tell me Anderson is in such a relationship I'll take your word. He seems the type to be commited.


    There are many people in committed relationships who also engage in kinky sex and sex with other partners under strict rules and guidelines. That doesn't mean they're sluts or that they're incapable of loving. Who cares about stereotypes? If a person wants to do something and it doesn't hurt anyone they should be able to do it. I'm Black, I'm not gonna stop eating fried chicken because it's a stereotype. Fried chicken is fucking dank.

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    Dayuum. I see why.

    His eyes stare into my soul.


    He's so beautiful I have his pictures on my wall :wub:

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:00 PM

    That's why LGBTQIA people are happy to see prominent people in society come out as being gay, to show people that they're not weirdos, or perverts.


    THE FUCK?

    I thought I was going crazy when they kept saying LGBTQ on Secret Life.

    Wheres the LGBTQIA come from?
    WHEN WILL THEY STOP ADDING LETTERS?

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:15 PM

    Being gay seems like it would be a right pain in the arse.


    It doesn't have to be. Plenty of guys are guys without the anal part.

    #24 Sweeney

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:17 PM

    Plenty of guys are guys without the anal part.


    Well, duh.

    #25 Mishelle

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    Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:19 PM

    THE FUCK?

    I thought I was going crazy when they kept saying LGBTQ on Secret Life.

    Wheres the LGBTQIA come from?
    WHEN WILL THEY STOP ADDING LETTERS?


    They decided to add the I for intersex and A for asexual. There are people who don't believe that intersex should be added since it's not a sexuality it's pure genetics. But then again anything that isn't heterosexual cisgender is considered abnormal so they added them in.


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