A Higgs boson walks into a church, the priest says "We don’t allow Higgs bosons in here. You claim to be the God particle, and that is blasphemous!"
The Higgs boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"
Anyway: http://www.bbc.co.uk.../world-18702455
Cern scientists reporting from the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) have claimed the discovery of a new particle consistent with the Higgs boson.
The particle has been the subject of a 45-year hunt to explain how matter attains its mass.
Both of the Higgs boson-hunting experiments at the LHC see a level of certainty in their data worthy of a "discovery".
More work will be needed to be certain that what they see is a Higgs, however.
Prof Stephen Hawking tells the BBC's Pallab Ghosh the discovery has cost him $100
The results announced at Cern (European Organization for Nuclear Research), home of the LHC in Geneva, were met with loud applause and cheering.
Even though this isn't a definite announcement that the Higgs boson has been discovered, they still discovered something pretty interesting.