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[Mishelle]

The more creative the better~

So if you weren't in TC last night here's the back story. One of my friends/coworkers slept with one of our other coworkers and it started burning when he pees. So he went to get himself checked out today and found out he has chlamydia When he told me I about laughed myself into a coma because I told him not to do it and I LOVE saying I told you so, but then I had to put on my serious face when he didn't know whether or not to tell her he has the clap.

So I convinced him yes he should tell her he has the clap, but now he doesn't know how. This is where you all come in because he totally rejected my idea of just playing this for her and that was the only one I had.

[iargue]

"Hey. I got the clap from you, you should get yourself tested"

[Keil]

Person 1: If you're happy and you know it, Clap your Hands
*Both people claps*
Person 1: If you have chlamydia and you know it, Clap your Hands
*Person 1 claps alone*
Person 2: Wait, what?
Person 1: Yeah...

[Chappy]

I actually had to look this up. @___@
Slowpoke, I think that's the best~
How about, Did you know 75% of women do not know they can Clap?

[Sweeney]

I actually had to look this up. @___@

You had to look up chlamydia?

[Romy]

You had to look up chlamydia?

She's....pretty sheltered.

[iargue]

How about?

Hey, this is crazy, and I just met you, but you gave me the clap, so get tested, maybe?

Or

"Everyone in here who doesn't have clap raise your hand. NO SO FAST <ladies name>"

[Chappy]

You had to look up chlamydia?

She's....pretty sheltered.

Yeah I did XD
I didn't think that was super common stuff. And I guess that's the best answer Ivy.

[Mishelle]

How about?

Hey, this is crazy, and I just met you, but you gave me the clap, so get tested, maybe?

Or

"Everyone in here who doesn't have clap raise your hand. NO SO FAST <ladies name>"

I'm liking it

[Nymh]

I really really want him to put on this cheesy musical number

With one of those old school can microphones, and he's singing to her, with his hair slicked back like Blaine

And she thinks it's going to be sweet and she gets kind of embarrassed

And then she realizes he's singing about the fact that she gave him an STD

[Alodielle]

[Yung]

She gave him the clap.

[Mishelle]

Am I missing the point, he is supposed to be embarrassed be cause he has to tell her that she gave him chlamydia?

Did he have chlamydia already, and then has to tell her that she's been exposed, that would be awkward.
However, given that a majority of women no symptoms and do not know that they are infected, then likely he needs to step up, be a man, and protect the health of woman before she gets complications.

He's pretty sure she gave it to him but at the same time when you're not in a monogamous relationship who knows who gave who what.

THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS WRAP IT UP, FOLKS.

[Bazzel]

Just tell him, Start off Negative and Finnish on a Positive

" Hey, Erm you know the other night, when we got Freaky! "

Spoiler

Press Play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

"Welllllll I kinda may of gave you the clap *claps* !!! Look on the positive side of things! At least Its not Monkey Aids... Though you should get checked for those too as I went camping in the Jungle the other month... *Skips away* "

This should work

And in future take note:

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2whzolrhN7A

Wear a Condom

And If she goes crazy and he never gets "freaky again"

Spoiler

Edited by Bazzel, 15 September 2012 - 06:50 PM.

[NapisaurusRex]

If he tells enough people, she'll eventually find out without him. Not manly though.

Maybe like a cooty catcher? You know, the oragamiesque fortune telling game. Just have every end result be std related.

[iargue]

Before you wreck her, wrap that pecker.
Before you place, just in case, encase.
Before you sin, wrap the end.
Heavens above, so glove it, love.
If you don't want your squirter to hurt her, cover before you love her.

You forgot wrap it before you tap it.

[Sweeney]

You forgot wrap it before you tap it.

As well as the countless other ridiculous phrases that mean the same thing.

[ElBastardoVerde]

I'd tell him just to tell her straight up. Also, record it for lulz.

[Keil]

I just remembered one. I tried this just to troll the RHSA secretary for secret Santa last year.

I made a wrapped package. It was a 1'x1' box with 8 other smaller boxes inside of each other consecutively. On the 9th and smallest box there was a note saying "Look in the Care Package Drawer" and that's where I really put her present (the Hunger Games Trilogy). Except with this situation, I would have "I" written on the 7th box, "Have" on the 8th Box, and those clappy thingies in the last box. They'll get the message

EDIT: This thing

Edited by Slowpoke, 16 September 2012 - 01:32 PM.