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[onlyme]

frizzle: the devil isnt going to be fucking canadian is he

[onlyme]

Looks like @Boggart needs help

 

He's all like: 

 

 

 

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kate1: i was playing hearthstone at 5cm dilated apparently

[onlyme]

You're being stared at @Emily

[Emily]

 

You're being stared at @Emily

 

 

What even is that

[onlyme]

What even is that

 

I have no idea, YOU started that video xD

 

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rockett: hello boggins

bog: BOGBO BIGGINS

adam: bildo faggins

adam: dildo baggins

rockett: bilbo bogginses

bog: reported adam

[onlyme]

jesus left the room.

 

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napiform: what kind of asian are you?

[Irradium]

Lisa had a lovely dream about me. :3

 

gunther: rosie

rosie: hey gunther

gunther: hi

gunther: last night i dreamed of YOU omg

gunther: made me feel awkward xD

rosie: lol, really?

rosie: tell me more xD

gunther: i took you home from a party, because you had no place to go to, because the party was in germany

gunther: i let you sleep in my bed

gunther: you got up at 5:30 to take a run

gunther: i yelled at you, because it was so early, so you made me a fruit salad when you got back, to make things good

gunther: that was the dream

[onlyme]

I made fruitsalad for breakfast.

[Rocket]

emily: someone tried to reiki me on a plane

emily: idk people were staring

emily: i didnt want them to think she was trying to take the plane down

emily: she noticed i was nervous about turbulence so she was like can i send you some reiki energy

emily: and i said sure because i thought it was an energy drink

emily: and i didnt want to be mean

 

@Emily

 

 

[Emily]

emily: someone tried to reiki me on a plane

emily: idk people were staring

emily: i didnt want them to think she was trying to take the plane down

emily: she noticed i was nervous about turbulence so she was like can i send you some reiki energy

emily: and i said sure because i thought it was an energy drink

emily: and i didnt want to be mean

 

@Emily

 

 

 

And then the guy on the other side of the aisle demanded I give him my pretzels because his mother was hungry. That flight was weird. 

[NapisaurusRex]

He's trying to sell us a vacuum

[onlyme]

He's trying to sell us a vacuum

 

dan: he's selling vacuum cleaners?

 

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napiform: it looks like a bunch of lab equipment and a foam penis

[Irradium]

He's a vacuum cleaner salesman, and he looks good in pink.

 

Edited by Irradium, 10 September 2014 - 03:09 PM.

[onlyme]

take my face away, it's scary!

[NapisaurusRex]

take my face away, it's scary!

It just looks like you're pleased with his vacuum.

[Rocket]

Not sure what I walked into....

[onlyme]

em: watch out for goldilocks that bitch be tryina steal your porridge

[Emily]

em: watch out for goldilocks that bitch be tryina steal your porridge

 

LOL 

[onlyme]

rocketttt: fireballs

rocketttt: sounds like it should be a ginger

 

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napiform: i think i'm too white trash to date royal

[Emily]

[9:59 PM] woug: k so you know how that game posted to my fb

[9:59 PM] woug: i am addicted

[9:59 PM] em: cinderella story?

[9:59 PM] woug: and i spent $10 on it and thought no one would

[9:59 PM] woug: omg why did you say it out loud

[9:59 PM] rocketttt: lol

[9:59 PM] woug: EMILY PLAYS HEMP WORLD LIKE A LOSER 

[9:59 PM] jon: haha

[10:00 PM] jon: i have no idea what that is

[10:00 PM] woug: a game on facebook about farming pot

[10:00 PM] woug: lmao

[10:00 PM] em: IT'S CALLED

[10:00 PM] em: HEMP TYCOON

[10:00 PM] woug: LMAO

[10:00 PM] jon: hahaha

[10:00 PM] em: im dying

[10:00 PM] rocketttt: your secret is out

[10:00 PM] em: I GREW DA WEEDS

[10:01 PM] em: THE SECRETS OF MY PAST ARE OUT

[10:01 PM] woug: and clublyfe or something

[10:01 PM] woug: she played that too

[10:01 PM] em: you know what?!?!

[10:01 PM] em: i wasnt even good

 

@Kate betrayed me

[Emily]

You started this war!

 

And I'll finish it 

[Emily]

 

Yes, by laying down in the fetal position begging me for mercy! 
*warcry*

em: marriage

em left the room.

 

 

Fight me.

 

Also, certain words scare my internet.