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[onlyme]

napiform: i'm not lactating atm.

[onlyme]

rocket: rob had a rap

 

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rocket: I'll be the codex surrogate

rocket: rent my womb

napiform: i wanna show up on your front door and do dirty things to you with apple bread

iarn_8: that iargue kid is hot

iarn_8: i wanna bang

onlyme: you don't know what you're saying 

trichomes: lmfao

[Rocket]

@onlyme I think you should post that picture here again

[onlyme]

eeeeeh....

[Nymh]

rocket: I'll be the codex surrogate
rocket: rent my womb

I have actually thought very seriously about becoming a surrogate. I would love to do that for someone.

[Frizzle]

I'll give you $5 to do it. I could raise a mini army and take over Iceland

[Nymh]

I'll give you $5 to do it. I could raise a mini army and take over Iceland

 

Agree to pay my medical bills and we can talk.

[Frizzle]

Move to England, it's free.

[Nymh]

Would if I could.

[onlyme]

rockt: i am hungry

rockt: but dont know what to east

[NapisaurusRex]

I too don't know what to east when I'm hungry 

I starve to west

[Rocket]

CAT PARTY!

 

[onlyme]

onlyme: the groundhog thread made me sad

jon: i haven't seen the groundhog thread 

em: http://www.neocodex....sio-dropped-it/

onlyme: hooray, let's go shopping!

jon: omg

jon: he dropped it?!?!

jon: yay

[onlyme]

napiform: I like the United States of America

napiform: YOU FUCKERS

napiform: *started a YouTube-video: You're A Grand Old Flag - Sing-a-long version for kids.

[onlyme]

iarn: does anyone wanna be my girlfriend? I've never had one or been kissed and im super awkward around boobed humans

iarn: plz luv me

rocketwork: umm

em left the room.

 

napiform: how's your gf cyo?

cyo: not pregnant

[Emily]

18+ I changed some of the parts too. oops.

 

Anyway, @ Frizzle wrote me a bedtime story.

 

Spoiler

[10:22 PM] frizzle: once upon a time there was a princess called em

[10:22 PM] frizzle: she was impatient as hell but people put up with it

[10:23 PM] frizzle: because she has long dark brown locks of heaven and eyes that sparkles in the moonlight

[10:23 PM] frizzle: she had a problem though, an evil with in her kingdom called napiform kept stealing all the men for her twisted schemes

[10:24 PM] frizzle: so she scoured the land for a warrior of heart and gold to tackle the evil witch

[10:24 PM] frizzle: she came across a mighty warrior whose emblem was a hawk

[10:24 PM] frizzle: his name was also hawk

[10:24 PM] frizzle: he wasnt original at all really

[10:25 PM] frizzle: she promised the warrior that she would marry him if he could kill the witch

[10:25 PM] frizzle: he took off on his journey with his handmaiden katlyn or kate or whatever she called herself

[10:25 PM] frizzle: they travelled far and wide whilst the princess [did stuff] in the tower

[10:26 PM] frizzle: eventually they came to a large cave with smelt of evil and death

[10:26 PM] frizzle: they travelled inside and the stench of sulfur surrounded them

[10:27 PM] frizzle: they eventually came to an opening and inside the evil witch was torturing the men inside (although to be fair they looked lke they enjoyed it)

[10:28 PM] frizzle: "evil bitch, i have come to slay you" said hawk in a bellowing tone

[10:28 PM] frizzle: "fuck you, you basic bitch" snapped napiform

[10:29 PM] frizzle: napi then shot out a burrito from her v hitting the handmaiden kate in the face

[10:29 PM] frizzle: kate died instantly because fuck her  rip kate she was wonderful

[10:30 PM] frizzle: hawk could of used his mighty sword to dispell the witch but instead because he was american, he pulled out a magnum and blew her head staight off

[10:30 PM] frizzle: hawk travelled back to the kingdom, with the men in tow, and eventually met up with the fair maiden

[10:31 PM] frizzle: her beauty was astounding, her voice of angels, and lovely other things too

[10:31 PM] frizzle: "lady i have slayed the monster and brought you back these men (who are quite useless in a lesbian kingdom)"

[10:31 PM] frizzle: "i believe a marriage was arranged" he said as he peaked his brow

[10:32 PM] frizzle: the beautiul princess smiled sweetly

[10:32 PM] frizzle: "id rather be with this new dude, frizzle. he drives a bmw, see ya later"

[10:32 PM] frizzle: and they drove off into the sunset

 

(i'm leaving out the part where he kills me because i'd like to believe that doesn't happen)

[Rocket]

 rocket_jr: don't get rocket mad, she'll turn into the incredible hulk
 adam: 'She already is the hulk
 adam: what's the next stage?
 napiform: stripper
 silver: acceptance
 

[onlyme]

woug: hakuna your tata

[Hawk]

woug: hakuna your tata

It was tatas, and

 

woug: hawk, don't have a rack attack

woug: rest your breasts

[Rocket]

woug: *started a YouTube-video: GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!.*

[8:38 PM] woug: rocket

[8:38 PM] woug: for u

 

 

THANKS @Kate 

 

 

em: i'm hyper. that napi worked wonders

 

@Napiform

[Emily]

 

woug: *started a YouTube-video: GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!.*

[8:38 PM] woug: rocket

[8:38 PM] woug: for u

 

 

THANKS @Kate 

 

 

em: i'm hyper. that napi worked wonders

 

@Napiform

 

 

I meant nap, I promise ._.

[onlyme]

frizzle: bog do you know how to cure achilles tendonitis yet?

bog: amputate

bog: that's my policy

frizzle: balls

bog: diabetic foot? amputate

rocket: amputate balls

bog: major infection? amputate

frizzle: nooooo

bog: headache? amputate

 

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napiform: no, i lived on a farm

napiform: i used to sex ducks

napiform: you flip them over and push the hole down

napiform: and the penis pops out

 

[onlyme]

k8: babies are like really bad room mates

k8: that shit and piss wherever they want and make you clean it

k8: and eat your food

em: lolol

k8: and break your stuff

 

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em changed nickname to me

[onlyme]

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onlyme: fail

nitro669: lol

nitro669: how do i link it properly

[onlyme]

em left the room.

guest-87536 changed nickname to em

em left the room.

guest-87566 changed nickname to em

**shakes fist at internet**

em left the room