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[Adam]

I am beaitfru

[NapisaurusRex]

I am beaitfru

most kawaii

[Karla]

You all r fabulus.

[Adam]

most kawaii

I did win that competition somehow...I wonder what ever happened to the chick that held the comp.

[onlyme]

where did you get that pencil from? was it just a sharpie?

[Padme]

 

This enlightening encounter I had with Arman tonight

[cara]

 

18+ I changed some of the parts too. oops.

 

Anyway, @ Frizzle wrote me a bedtime story.

 

Spoiler

[10:22 PM] frizzle: once upon a time there was a princess called em

[10:22 PM] frizzle: she was impatient as hell but people put up with it

[10:23 PM] frizzle: because she has long dark brown locks of heaven and eyes that sparkles in the moonlight

[10:23 PM] frizzle: she had a problem though, an evil with in her kingdom called napiform kept stealing all the men for her twisted schemes

[10:24 PM] frizzle: so she scoured the land for a warrior of heart and gold to tackle the evil witch

[10:24 PM] frizzle: she came across a mighty warrior whose emblem was a hawk

[10:24 PM] frizzle: his name was also hawk

[10:24 PM] frizzle: he wasnt original at all really

[10:25 PM] frizzle: she promised the warrior that she would marry him if he could kill the witch

[10:25 PM] frizzle: he took off on his journey with his handmaiden katlyn or kate or whatever she called herself

[10:25 PM] frizzle: they travelled far and wide whilst the princess [did stuff] in the tower

[10:26 PM] frizzle: eventually they came to a large cave with smelt of evil and death

[10:26 PM] frizzle: they travelled inside and the stench of sulfur surrounded them

[10:27 PM] frizzle: they eventually came to an opening and inside the evil witch was torturing the men inside (although to be fair they looked lke they enjoyed it)

[10:28 PM] frizzle: "evil bitch, i have come to slay you" said hawk in a bellowing tone

[10:28 PM] frizzle: "fuck you, you basic bitch" snapped napiform

[10:29 PM] frizzle: napi then shot out a burrito from her v hitting the handmaiden kate in the face

[10:29 PM] frizzle: kate died instantly because fuck her  rip kate she was wonderful

[10:30 PM] frizzle: hawk could of used his mighty sword to dispell the witch but instead because he was american, he pulled out a magnum and blew her head staight off

[10:30 PM] frizzle: hawk travelled back to the kingdom, with the men in tow, and eventually met up with the fair maiden

[10:31 PM] frizzle: her beauty was astounding, her voice of angels, and lovely other things too

[10:31 PM] frizzle: "lady i have slayed the monster and brought you back these men (who are quite useless in a lesbian kingdom)"

[10:31 PM] frizzle: "i believe a marriage was arranged" he said as he peaked his brow

[10:32 PM] frizzle: the beautiul princess smiled sweetly

[10:32 PM] frizzle: "id rather be with this new dude, frizzle. he drives a bmw, see ya later"

[10:32 PM] frizzle: and they drove off into the sunset

 

(i'm leaving out the part where he kills me because i'd like to believe that doesn't happen)

 

 

LMAOO. The next Shakespeare right here.

[jinq]

 

This enlightening encounter I had with Arman tonight

Watch out for the force choke. Arman is a Sith Lord.

Edited by jinq, 22 December 2014 - 03:39 PM.

[Rocket]

 

@Adam

[Adam]

I'm a cute one

[Rocket]

[Adam]

The #anti-santa

[Rocket]

ibangfatbooties: eat a cheeseburger neocodex

 

neocodex = @Pyro699

[Adam]

Owned

[Padme]

 

Happy New Year!

 

@Irradium @Strategist @Jess @Pyro699

[Strategist]

YAY TC NEW YEAR REUNION FOR ME!

[Drakonid]

Look at strat with his adult haircut!
They grow up so fast.

[DonValentino]

rocket: Frodo has been better btw with his peeing

slaughter:

slaughter: same

[Padme]

 

All hail Professor @DonValentino 

 

[10:34 PM] padme: Val you look like a distinguished old man

[10:34 PM] emily: LOL

[10:34 PM] val1: i cant wait to be an old man

[10:34 PM] emily: the clock

[10:34 PM] padme:

[10:34 PM] emily: makes it seem like youre in a classroom

[10:35 PM] padme: old man smokin pot

[10:35 PM] emily: listen class

[10:35 PM] padme: YESS he's watching his students

[10:35 PM] emily: watch dis vid

[10:35 PM] padme: make sure they aren't cheating

[10:35 PM] padme: "STOP TEXTING"

[10:35 PM] padme: hah

[10:35 PM] emily: imma be on tc with my pals

[10:35 PM] padme: LOL

[10:35 PM] padme: my internet friends will be watching you

[10:35 PM] emily: LOL imagine he turns the cam when he leaves the room

[10:35 PM] padme: yesss

[10:35 PM] emily: mr. val

[10:36 PM] padme: "i need to visit the loo these folks will be watching you"

[10:36 PM] russ: DR. Val

[10:36 PM] padme: Professor Valentino but you all can call me Dr. V

[10:36 PM] emily: LOL visit the loo

[onlyme]

 

Happy New Year!

 

@Irradium @Strategist @Jess @Pyro699

 

@Strategist and @Pyro(whatevernumber) You could've told me you're in there! ARGH!
Also, you look like Hitler Strat... I'm scared!

[Drakonid]

@Strategist and @Pyro(whatevernumber) You could've told me you're in there! ARGH!
Also, you look like Hitler Strat... I'm scared!

"scared"

[Rocket]

napiform: My chicken is roasting in the oven
drakonid: shit
drakonid: first read that as my children
 

[DonValentino]

padme1: i saw her in concert i was like 10

padme1: and i died she was so amazing

cohle: oh, so youre an astronaut?

[Padme]

 

padme1: i saw her in concert i was like 10

padme1: and i died she was so amazing

cohle: oh, so youre an astronaut?

 

 

Shania Twain is out of this world @DonValentino