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[Waser Lave]

A nice middle class hobby.

Pretty much what I was thinking. I'm waiting for the 'Getting drunk in a park on cheap cider' level of badges since I probably don't have much hope until it gets to about that point.

[Frizzle]

Pretty much what I was thinking. I'm waiting for the 'Getting drunk in a park on cheap cider' level of badges since I probably don't have much hope until it gets to about that point.

"Worry about your first girlfriend getting pregnant"

"A trip to the doctors/coat hanger factory"

"Confront your dealer about ripping you off"

There's loads of badges to be achieved!

[Waser Lave]

"Worry about your first girlfriend getting pregnant"

"A trip to the doctors/coat hanger factory"

"Confront your dealer about ripping you off"

There's loads of badges to be achieved!

As opposed to:

"Win a game of croquet"

"Own a pony"

"Pay more than £5 for a bottle of wine"

"Visit the theatre for enjoyment"

?

Next thing you know they'll be playing the soggy badge game.

[Sweeney]

While you guys have fun taking the piss, I'll be sharing my experiences with strangers on the internet

Oh.

[Waser Lave]

Never turn down a camel.

[sprockets]

I was on a random tumblr blog today and came across a lifescouts badge. Good job

[redlion]

Will there be a badge collecting badge?

Made me laugh. Reminds me of the Avatar Collector avatar.

Pretty much what I was thinking. I'm waiting for the 'Getting drunk in a park on cheap cider' level of badges since I probably don't have much hope until it gets to about that point.

Oh, I'd have that one.

Some ideas:
~Smoke a doobie on national monument grounds.
~Visit a gypsy village for reasons OTHER than an illegal boxing ring.
~Count to 99 bottles of beer on the wall with Real Beer©!
~Read the Daily Mail in its entirety without laughing.
~Use the Daily Mail as toilet paper for an entire week using only daily mails you find on the street.
~Pee on paparazzi waiting outside of celebrity homes.
~Do all of the above in France, except substitute Le Monde for the Daily Mail.

[luvsmyncis]

Fuckin' finally.

Ever since I was little, I've always been musically inclined. I started with the piano, then I played the viola in school. When I was 14, I wanted a guitar, so I earned the money by doing assorted chores for my grandparents and helping out at a yard sale. I bought a cheap ass black and white Squire stratocastor. Calm your tits, people. The peak of my expertise was equal to that of the Ramone's three chord masterpieces. I played in a band with my family for a few years, accumulated a few other guitars, and then I had to drop it and actually get a real job. Now my little brother plays my guitars, practicing constantly and doing such a good job at it I want to bash his face in.

Just indulge an old woman and her memories... I remember when I was in college, there was this dude in my drawing class who brought his guitar and 'wow'ed everyone with his Green Day covers. I shrugged and said, "Big deal. A monkey could play guitar" When the inevitable "I'd like to see you do it" came, I picked it up and strummed the same chords he did, all with a mocking gesture. I hate when people think they're hot shit because they play guitar. Especially if they're playing a Green Day song.

[Waser Lave]

That man appears to have some kind of growth on his arm which he is, for some reason, rubbing on a guitar.

[luvsmyncis]

He has elephantiasis in his thumb. He is not an animal. He is a human being.

[Waser Lave]

He has elephantiasis in his thumb. He is not an animal. He is a human being.

I hear he's excellent at hitch-hiking though so there's always a positive.

[Sweeney]

I'm sure most of you can claim this badge

[Waser Lave]

I've never driven like that.

[trizzle]

Driving's definitely an adventure if you get in the car with me

[Frizzle]

“If a person drives a mechanically propelled vehicle on a road or other public place without due care and attention, or without reasonable consideration for other persons using the road or place, he is guilty of an offence.


Expect your summons in the post Mr. Clark.

[Sweeney]

I included a little bit at the start of this video just for you, Lee:

[tri]

I'm sure most of you can claim this badge

I can't.

[Frizzle]

Hahaha brilliant!

[Turnip]

I haven't been able to claim any of the badges so far ;_; Guess I'm not gonna be a Pokemon master this year ehehehe~

[Dazz]

I haven't been able to claim any of the badges so far ;_; Guess I'm not gonna be a Pokemon master this year ehehehe~

Not even seeing a sunrise? Have you never walked back home in the morning after leaving a party?

[Sweeney]

I haven't been able to claim any of the badges so far ;_; Guess I'm not gonna be a Pokemon master this year ehehehe~

You best get on to Ash and get him to take you out once in a while

[Turnip]

Not even seeing a sunrise? Have you never walked back home in the morning after leaving a party?

Oh!! I've seen the sunrise after playing video games all night, guess I didn't see that badge (I haven't been to a party outside of a birthday one hehH)

You best get on to Ash and get him to take you out once in a while

But outside is all the way over theeerreee ;w;

[Sweeney]

The FAQ that I recorded and edited today is fucking epic.
It's going live at noon tomorrow. Be there, or be square.

Tadaa!

Spoiler

Yes, I know I fucked up a couple of the transitions Too late to edit them now!