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#1 Sweeney

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:10 AM

Hey, this is Nymh.  Joe wanted to make a topic and he asked me for my help writing it, so I was like, "Oh this will be fun I will just write it on his account and try to sound like him hehehe"

 

So without further ado, you idiots:

 

You are all stupid, but I want your help with this.  One of my hobbies is to make homemade ice creams and sorbets, and Nymh and I aspire to open an ice cream shop one day.  Our approach to ice cream is unprecedented, because no one else is smart enough to figure it out.  We are using a modernist cooking approach, using cooking techniques akin to what you would find in a science laboratory.  You may be familiar with the work of Ferran Adria or Heston Blumenthal. To begin documenting the trials, successes and likely failures of our ice creamy journey, I want to start a blog.  I am looking for ideas on what to name the blog and/or shop.  If you contribute, you might not suck as much as I think you do.  But you probably do.

 

Now I'm going to watch Adventure Time with my family, then go have a picnic in the park and go shopping, because my life is awesome.

 

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#2 Waser Lave

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:15 AM

Mice Scream.



#3 Adam

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:45 AM

Cream Scouts.



#4 Sweeney

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:48 AM

Mice Scream.

 

"Scream" and "scoop" should be avoided, as they are hackneyed and overdone.

 

Cream Scouts.

 

LifeScouts wasn't even my idea.

 

This is fun ^_^



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:50 AM

Homemade Homages.



#6 Turnip

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 10:02 AM

I have no idea about a name but omg if you guys make bublegum ice cream I'm just gonna live in your shop forever ok <3

What about sweet creams and kisses?? Idk I suck at names ;w;

Edited by Turnip, 13 March 2013 - 10:04 AM.


#7 Sweeney

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 10:07 AM

Homemade Homages.

 

But... most of them aren't going to be homages... :p


I have no idea about a name but omg if you guys make bublegum ice cream I'm just gonna live in your shop forever ok <3

What about sweet creams and kisses?? Idk I suck at names ;w;

 

Bubblegum is a crappy flavour. I will make way better flavours that that.

 

And yes, you do suck at names xD



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 10:32 AM

Now I'm going to watch Adventure Time with my family, then go have a picnic in the park and go shopping, because my life is awesome.

I hope there's annoying bugs on your picnic. *makes a fart noise*

#9 Sweeney

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 10:37 AM

I hope there's annoying bugs on your picnic. *makes a fart noise*

 

It's too cold outside, so we have had our picnic ON THE FLOOR!



(And there were no bugs so nerrr)



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 10:50 AM

Bubblegum is a crappy flavour. I will make way better flavours that that.

 

And yes, you do suck at names xD

 

Omfg bubblegum is NOT a crappy flavour ;__; W-what about cookie dough??



#11 Sweeney

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 10:54 AM

Omfg bubblegum is NOT a crappy flavour ;__; W-what about cookie dough??

 

Cookie dough is totes overdone.  Unless we do a funky homemade cookie dough that isn't the typical chocolate chip.  Hmmm.



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 10:57 AM

Cookie dough is totes overdone.  Unless we do a funky homemade cookie dough that isn't the typical chocolate chip.  Hmmm.

 

How about gingerbread?



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:01 AM

I scream.



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:06 AM

Sundae Mass.
OH WAIT, YOU'RE HEATHENS.

How about Nippy Bits? Frosty Mounds? Tasty Trials? Hypoth-icies?

I scream.

Hahaha

#15 Turnip

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:19 AM

Cookie dough is totes overdone.  Unless we do a funky homemade cookie dough that isn't the typical chocolate chip.  Hmmm.

 

Snickerdoodle? :3c Dunno how that would work to be honest but god I could definitely go for like 50 of those cookies right now~

Gingerbread sounds pretty good though!!



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:20 AM

The Cream Dream
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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:24 AM

Bacon, pretzel, or popcorn flavor. Cover it with chocolate.
I had to unbutton my pants just thinking about it.

#18 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:25 AM

Bacon, pretzel, or popcorn flavor. Cover it with chocolate.
I had to unbutton my pants just thinking about it.


What about Maple Bacon flavored?
:canada:  :whistling:



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:26 AM

What about Maple Bacon flavored?
:canada:  :whistling:

I don't know nothin' about your Canadian voodoo other than what you call bacon is actually HAM.
But I'll eat it anyway.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:29 AM

I don't know nothin' about your Canadian voodoo other than what you call bacon is actually HAM.
But I'll eat it anyway.

It must be those filthy eastern Canadians that call it that, because I know exactly what bacon is.

#21 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:32 AM

I don't know nothin' about your Canadian voodoo other than what you call bacon is actually HAM.
But I'll eat it anyway.


Woahhhh nelly. 

Ham:

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Bacon:
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Also you guys could combine these to create a super flavor..
But I really think this would be too much amazeballs for the customers to handle



It must be those filthy eastern Canadians that call it that, because I know exactly what bacon is.


Filthy? *spits*
You peasant! 

(Jk we're poor and all we have is cows :sorry:)



#22 Sweeney

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:56 AM

How about gingerbread?

Booooooring. 
 

I scream.

"Scream" and "scoop" should be avoided, as they are hackneyed and overdone.

 

Sundae Mass.
OH WAIT, YOU'RE HEATHENS.

How about Nippy Bits? Frosty Mounds? Tasty Trials? Hypoth-icies?Hahaha

All excellent suggestions. I like Hypoth-icies :p
 

Snickerdoodle? :3c Dunno how that would work to be honest but god I could definitely go for like 50 of those cookies right now~
Gingerbread sounds pretty good though!!

We're going to be making Girl Scout Cookie medleys. 
 

The Cream Dream
Da Cone Zone

 
*yawn*

Bacon, pretzel, or popcorn flavor. Cover it with chocolate.
I had to unbutton my pants just thinking about it.

We're going to use pretzel salt in a popcorn recipe, I think. Not with chocolate though. 
 

What about Maple Bacon flavored?
:canada:  :whistling:

I made a ham and pineapple sorbet a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't prefect, but it was a good start. I want to use some Grade B Maple Syrup in some of my simple syrups. We used sorghum a little while ago.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:58 AM


 I made a ham and pineapple sorbet a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't prefect, but it was a good start. I want to use some Grade B Maple Syrup in some of my simple syrups. We used sorghum a little while ago.


I envy you.

They don't have any "gourmet" flavors here. Just the basics. :c



#24 Sweeney

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:59 AM

I envy you.

They don't have any "gourmet" flavors here. Just the basics. :c

Make your own...?

#25 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 12:01 PM

Make your own...?


I am inept when it comes to making delicious things.
 




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