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[Syntax]

Fair enough though...you feel objectified if he wants to have sex with you?

(Frequently)

 

In certain cases, yes. If he's like bitch, get your ass over here and suck me off because I'm your boyfriend and that's what you're there for I would be pissed as hell and that would be an immediate break. You know, just downright rude about it. Acting like it's a damn entitlement ALL THE TIME. I mean, sure, you can demand to do the nasty sometimes, but no way should you ever pull the it's your job to give me sex whenever I want it card.

[Elindoril]

In certain cases, yes. If he's like bitch, get your ass over here and suck me off because I'm your boyfriend and that's what you're there for I would be pissed as hell and that would be an immediate break. You know, just downright rude about it. Acting like it's a damn entitlement ALL THE TIME. I mean, sure, you can demand to do the nasty sometimes, but no way should you ever pull the it's your job to give me sex whenever I want it card.

This is why I'm glad I'm still sitting at the "if I get anything I'd be amazed" phase.

Even then I've been the witness to so many relationships ending badly because of something like that, that I know enough to be respectful of it when the time comes. If it ever comes.

[xintervine]

I agree with Irrana. I think that sometimes guys don't realise that girls are not as horny as them (in most cases) and expect the girls to have the same mood all the time. 

 

TBH, we prefer cuddling and kissing and not having to get down on our knees and sucking you off cos sometimes it feels rather degrading.

 

Anyway...

 

Deal Maker:

Tall, slightly muscular (not skinny or chicken legged xD)

Likes to game and also exercise/sports

Smart & has a good education

Focused and has plans for the future

Gentlemanly, caring and likes cats.

 

^ There's no such guy, is there? D:

 

Deal Breaker:

Smokes, binge drinks

Lazy, smells bad, slob

Arrogant, boastful

Sex crazed/perverted

[Boggart]

I agree with Irrana. I think that sometimes guys don't realise that girls are not as horny as them (in most cases) and expect the girls to have the same mood all the time. 

 

TBH, we prefer cuddling and kissing and not having to get down on our knees and sucking you off cos sometimes it feels rather degrading.

 

Anyway...

 

Deal Maker:

Tall, slightly muscular (not skinny or chicken legged xD)

Likes to game and also exercise/sports

Smart & has a good education

Focused and has plans for the future

Gentlemanly, caring and likes cats.

 

^ There's no such guy, is there? D:

 

Deal Breaker:

Smokes, binge drinks

Lazy, smells bad, slob

Arrogant, boastful

Sex crazed/perverted

Date a gay guy

[xintervine]

I'm always attracted to gay guys (without knowing they're gay) and then when I find out my whole world comes crashing down

 

Date me?

[Boggart]

I'm always attracted to gay guys (without knowing they're gay) and then when I find out my whole world comes crashing down

 

Date me?

I don't like cats

[xintervine]

Dang, that's one factor that I cannot overlook

 

Anyway, that post about bottom/top & "hoohooodilly" made me laugh so hard xD

[seraph]

Makers:

Smells good

Handsome

Dominant

Nice eyes and smile

Nerdy

Nice hands

Tall

Intelligent 

Built, big arms

Well dressed
Plays vidya, watches anime

Nice penis

As horny as me

Ambitious

Teases me and can take some mocking

 

(Basically my significant other :3)

Breakers:
Smoking

Smelling bad

Tattoos, piercings

Drinking as an activity/pastime

Drugs

Being  hateful/judgemental

Having no spine

Going out of their way to please everyone, being overly nice unselectively

Caring about people's opinions too much

Not reading or keeping up with news

Too easily offended

Religious (buddhist or something more philosophy like might be okay, definitely no christians)

Edited by seraph, 05 April 2013 - 10:19 AM.

[Turnip]

I meant freak as those people who actually believe they are the anime character :3 But yes I will call them enthusiasts XD <3

 

T-there are people who don't wanna be animes???? Whaaaatt

but then you can have fun and be a cute anime doing cute anime things all day and go to the onsen with your tomodachis and hope senpai notices you this year ;_;

[Elindoril]

T-there are people who don't wanna be animes???? Whaaaatt
but then you can have fun and be a cute anime doing cute anime things all day and go to the onsen with your tomodachis and hope senpai notices you this year ;_;

Senpai never notices you; he's way too busy being oblivious by the shoe lockers.

[Turnip]

Senpai never notices you; he's way too busy being oblivious by the shoe lockers.

 

Guess I'll have to try even harder next year then! Since obviously we stay in high school forever

[Elindoril]

Guess I'll have to try even harder next year then! Since obviously we stay in high school forever

Every year he gets more and more oblivious. His mind deteriorates from all the kendo.

[Turnip]

Every year he gets more and more oblivious. His mind deteriorates from all the kendo.

 

F-freaking kendo, keeping senpai busy.... ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД｀)･ﾟ･｡ None of this would be a problem if the mangaka made me all yandere! I could just "take care of the kendo team" and have senpai allll to myself~

 

Ahhh I guess it can't be helped

[cluttergum]

For the record, guys who own a cat, or CATS are bad news. Learn from my repeated mistakes. My little trial and error resulted in 100% absurity.

Dog owners are okay. Haven't dated a guy who just happened to like cats... Maybe that's where the loop hole is? I dare not venture to that area though with my track record.

[NapisaurusRex]

For the record, guys who own a cat, or CATS are bad news. Learn from my repeated mistakes. My little trial and error resulted in 100% absurity.
Dog owners are okay. Haven't dated a guy who just happened to like cats... Maybe that's where the loop hole is? I dare not venture to that area though with my track record.

I can see how guys who have cats and don't like them would have issues.

[Pilot]

For the record, guys who own a cat, or CATS are bad news. Learn from my repeated mistakes. My little trial and error resulted in 100% absurity.

Dog owners are okay. Haven't dated a guy who just happened to like cats... Maybe that's where the loop hole is? I dare not venture to that area though with my track record.

 

Only gay guys are into cats

 

Straight guys with cats only have them to impress the ladies

[Elindoril]

Only gay guys are into cats
 
Straight guys with cats only have them to impress the ladies

Shit. I guess I'm gay.

I'd better go inform my prospective partners.

[xintervine]

Makers:

Smells good

Handsome

Dominant

Nice eyes and smile

Nerdy

Nice hands

Tall

Intelligent 

Built, big arms

Well dressed
Plays vidya, watches anime

Nice penis

As horny as me

Ambitious

Teases me and can take some mocking

 

(Basically my significant other :3)

Breakers:
Smoking

Smelling bad

Tattoos, piercings

Drinking as an activity/pastime

Drugs

Being  hateful/judgemental

Having no spine

Going out of their way to please everyone, being overly nice unselectively

Caring about people's opinions too much

Not reading or keeping up with news

Too easily offended

Religious (buddhist or something more philosophy like might be okay, definitely no christians)

 

Why definitely no christians? Not all of them are bad...

[Pilot]

Shit. I guess I'm gay.

I'd better go inform my prospective partners.

 

I have a feeling that's not the only thing you'll be informing them about.

[Elindoril]

I have a feeling that's not the only thing you'll be informing them about.

They already know about the waifu in the closet so what else would there be to tell?

[Elindoril]

• Is British

I've been told to ask what you have against the British.

[Sweeney]

Breakers

• Smoking - I don't smoke anymore, makes me gag when I smell it on other people.
• B.O
• Religious
• Hateful towards others
• Has pets
• Cocky
• Drug user
• Is British
• Broke and going nowhere in life
• Wears sweatpants

 

6/10 ain't bad.

[Chappy]

Dang, that's one factor that I cannot overlook

 

Anyway, that post about bottom/top & "hoohooodilly" made me laugh so hard xD

Perhaps find a bi guy that likes cats XD
 

[luvsmyncis]

6/10 ain't bad.

Drug user? Allergy medication doesn't count, Mister J!
I am also 6/10 for Kiwi's breakers. B.O. is indeed one of them. *lifts arms*