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[Boggart]

Oh my gosh Bog is back so it's time for him to make a really stupid topic to promote conversation:

 

What are some weird/unique things that you find to be a turn-off. I'm talking to a friend and we were just listing ours.

 

He said his big one is their smell; not like if they stink. But their natural scent. If he doesn't like it, he won't go any further with anything. Which I find weird since I don't give a crap about that.

 

My turn-off is if you don't have nice skin. this is a newer one for me. I used to have bad skin and I've noticed how much I appreciate nice skin. Anyone can have nice skin I feel. yes it takes a shit load of time, you have to change your diet and costs money, but anyone CAN do it. Assuming you're not a burn victim. Awkward. But I don't find nice skin a turn-on. Just bad skin is a turn-off.

 

Dyed hair if you're a guy. Stop.

If you don't like eating tons of food.

If you spend more time at the gym than you do in school/work.

 

I'll just stop here. Share if you want. Class is boring.

[Mishelle]

The gym thing for me, totally. The guy was seeing just randomly turned into a gym rat and I had to let it go. Also guys who can't handle their liquor, no bitch asses allowed in this vagina.

[Boggart]

Oh I have one. People who are bad at texting! SUCH A TURN OFF>

 

Is that weird?

I'm more important than those bitches you're hanging out with.

Oh another one:

turn off: if you're not noit

[NapisaurusRex]

Oh my gosh Bog is back so it's time for him to promote conversation:

yay!
 

Dyed hair if you're a guy. Stop.

 
this
 

Bad hygiene. Brush your teeth daily, shower daily, wear pit stick DAILY, and I won't wrinkle my nose at you. (Also trim nose hairs pls)

 
Showering is meh, but YOU MUST BRUSH YOUR TEETH. I HATE being breathed on by people with gross mouth.
 

Really arrogant guys who are so up their own ass they don't realize most people hate them.

 
whatevs, these are the best.
 

Guys who live with Mom and Dad and smoke pot all day.

This is never acceptable. Sorry. I'm sure there are smart potheads somewhere, but most of them are too stoned to realize they're idiots or forget how to show people they're smart. Living with parents is fine, the economy is bad.

I can't stand guys who loudly make 'bodily function' noises with their holes (sorry, but the synonyms for those are words not in my vocab, like that thing that means underarm), guys who don't give oral regularly, guys who hate kids, obsessive guys, people who spend money just because, people who won't try new food, people who refuse to apologize (or fake apologize), talking too much, and a perpetual i-don't-give-a-shit attitude.

Edited by Napiosaurus, 18 September 2013 - 11:27 AM.

[Keil]

I have a few.

 

1. Indecisiveness

Spoiler

2. Constantly seeking approval. 

3. Always tardy when going to hang out

4. Talks too much (which is a rare for me to say because that trait is fun most of the time, but there are people who take it over the edge.)

5. Being a very passive bottom constantly (being top all the time is too much work.)

6. People who don't pay their own beer tabs or food bills when we go out and depends on others for money. 

7. People who thinks my relationship with them is the only good thing going for them in their lives.

8. Drug addicts (gets off more than 3 times a week).

9. Lacking ambition to get a non-minimum wage job.

[Boggart]

Showering is meh, but YOU MUST BRUSH YOUR TEETH. I HATE being breathed on by people with gross mouth.
 

I can't stand guys who loudly make 'bodily function' noises with their holes (sorry, but the synonyms for those are words not in my vocab, like that thing that means underarm), guys who don't give oral regularly, guys who hate kids, obsessive guys, people who spend money just because, people who won't try new food, people who refuse to apologize (or fake apologize), talking too much, and a perpetual i-don't-give-a-shit attitude.

Showering is meh? D:

Haha like their orifices? or crevices for under-arms? xD I spend money just because. But I HAVE money just because, since I'm a University student and we all have too much money.

I have a few.

 

1. Indecisiveness

Spoiler

2. Constantly seeking approval. 

3. Always tardy when going to hang out

4. Talks too much (which is a rare for me to say because that trait is fun most of the time, but there are people who take it over the edge.)

5. Being a very passive bottom constantly (being top all the time is too much work.)

6. People who don't pay their own beer tabs or food bills when we go out and depends on others for money. 

7. People who thinks my relationship with them is the only good thing going for them in their lives.

8. Drug addicts (gets off more than 3 times a week).

9. Lacking ambition to get a non-minimum wage job.

These are all super good ones.

Although what's a passive bottom..? Is that like starfishing? Don't date an asian then!

7. is just depressing but so true. My last ex was like that even though their life was honestly pretty awesome.

[NapisaurusRex]

Showering is meh? D:

Haha like their orifices? or crevices for under-arms? xD I spend money just because. But I HAVE money just because, since I'm a University student and we all have too much money.
These are all super good ones.

Yeah, like obviously I don't wanna fuck someone with yeasty balls from a week or two of hardcore ddr, but skipping a day or three with passive activity is nbd. They just can't expect blowjobs.

I meant orifices.

Edited by Napiosaurus, 18 September 2013 - 11:33 AM.

[Boggart]

Yeah, like obviously I don't wanna fuck someone with yeasty balls from a week or two of hardcore ddr, but skipping a day or three with passive activity is nbd. They just can't expect blowjobs.

I meant orifices.

Who has passive activities for 3 days?! Again, I consider standing to be non-passive. Although sitting in your own filth for three days sounds equally awful.

 

And related to your last post, one of the most attractive things I find is someone who is a good parent/good boyfriend/girlfriend. Which is weird because

 

1) I don't want to date someone who has a kid.

2) I would never take someone else away from another person, and if they were "willing" to cheat on them with me, that would ruin the idea of them being a good boyfriend/girlfriend so that just counters itself.

 

Basically I'm attracted to people I can't have! Hurrah!

[Keil]

Basically I'm attracted to people I can't have! Hurrah!

 

Better than being attracted to the mentally unstable or the Hitler reincarnates. Maybe that's the reason I'm studying Criminal Psychiatry.

[Boggart]

Better than being attracted to the mentally unstable or the Hitler reincarnates. Maybe that's the reason I'm studying Criminal Psychiatry.

Hitler reincarnate would be a tactical genius though. You gotta appreciate that. Gives me a boner.

I think I'm also attracted to damaged people, slightly. I just want to comfort them. I'm such a mess lol.

 

I meant to say slightly damaged people. Not damaged people, slightly.

[NapisaurusRex]

Who has passive activities for 3 days?! Again, I consider standing to be non-passive. Although sitting in your own filth for three days sounds equally awful.

Well, I was thinking like... a desk job in the fall. You know, something that doesn't require a lot of activity and with low potential of being warm.
 

2) if they were "willing" to cheat on them with me, that would ruin the idea of them being a good boyfriend/girlfriend so that just counters itself.

I know this feel.


Also, I know I'm attracted to 'damaged' people. It sucks.

Edited by Napiosaurus, 18 September 2013 - 11:45 AM.

[Boggart]

Well, I was thinking like... a desk job in the fall. You know, something that doesn't require a lot of activity and with low potential of being warm.
 
I know this feel.


Also, I know I'm attracted to 'damaged' people. It sucks.

If you work a desk job, shouldn't you at least be put together? I want a desk job where I don't have to deal with people. I'd just wear sweat pants to work.

 

First I would need to buy sweat pants.
 

I don't wanna "Change" people as much as "help people who know they have issues that they want to fix". I don't know why. It never goes well.

[Keil]

Here's another one: I absolutely hate boring people. Please don't talk to me about rearranging your room to some pomo shit or talk only in cliches from internet memes and movie quotes. At least entertain me with something worthwhile and meaningful.

 

I don't wanna "Change" people as much as "help people who know they have issues that they want to fix". I don't know why. It never goes well.

 

I plan to give drugs to prison inmates to fix them and get paid for it. It'll go well.

[NapisaurusRex]

If you work a desk job, shouldn't you at least be put together? I want a desk job where I don't have to deal with people. I'd just wear sweat pants to work.

At my old job, we just dressed nicely when clients were in house or when we went to a client, or less than 5% of the time. The rest of the time, as long as we weren't showing T&A, it didn't matter.
 

I don't wanna "Change" people as much as "help people who know they have issues that they want to fix". I don't know why. It never goes well.

yepp

At least entertain me with something worthwhile and meaningful.

I can't stand this. I don't watch TV/movies, so I don't understand half of what people are talking about anyway.

True conversation:
ex: You would think I'm so much funnier if you watched tv.
me: Were all the original funny thoughts taken?
ex: what

Edited by Napiosaurus, 18 September 2013 - 12:02 PM.

[Boggart]

Here's another one: I absolutely hate boring people. Please don't talk to me about rearranging your room to some pomo shit or talk only in cliches from internet memes and movie quotes. At least entertain me with something worthwhile and meaningful.

 

 

I plan to give drugs to prison inmates to fix them and get paid for it. It'll go well

 

At my old job, we just dressed nicely when clients were in house or when we went to a client, or less than 5% of the time. The rest of the time, as long as we weren't showing T&A, it didn't matter.
 
yepp

I can't stand this. I don't watch TV/movies, so I don't understand half of what people are talking about anyway.

True conversation:
ex: You would think I'm so much funnier if you watched tv.
me: Were all the original funny thoughts taken?
ex: what

 

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Don't know why quote went inside quote whoops.

 

Yeah I don't like boring people. Or people who just meet and have nothing interesting to talk about. I Get after a ton of time sometimes all you can talk about is what happens to you on a day to day basis. But if we just met and you're talking about your cats dietary restrictions, I don't think we'll get along.

 

I wore an apron for 3 years at my old job and came home smelling like cold cuts and sweat. It was horrid.

 

What's TV?

[KaibaSama]

Mine are:

Men shorter than me (I'm 5'1" so if you're  a guy that's shorter than that..that's a bit odd).

Fat men (You're not healthy, you sweat a lot just doing simple things and thus you have horrible BO. )

Backwards people (so like the republicans in the house today. Doesn't matter if you're pretty, if you believe that stuff and act like them, I'm not going for you). 

Idiots ("did you know there's a SOUTH AMERICA? They're copying us!" or something like that).

Bad Skin (tons of acne does not make me want to do anything with you). 

 

So I'm turned on by the opposite: Taller than me, not fat, not backwards, good skin, and smart. (you don't have to be a genius, just don't be a complete idiot.) 

Edited by Satsuki, 18 September 2013 - 01:13 PM.

[Beasy]

I'm a smart girl but for some reason I love dumb guys. I think I have some sort of mothering complex. But a huge turn off is dumb guys that refuse to learn. I dated a guy once that was telling me how hard it must have been when humans lived with dinosaurs because evolution does not exist. That by itself was ok, whatever, your stupidity is adorable. When I tried to explain how evolution has scientific proof and he wouldn't listen I knew our relationship was over. 

[James]

Girls that have a bunch of tattoos, smoke (cigarettes), and cuss a lot are really unattractive to me.

[James]

She's pretty hot.

[Pilot]

Being a brony

[James]

Hey! No! You're missing the point. >:C
*sob*