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[Mishelle]

I hate people who stare straight into your eyes when you're having a conversation. Like they never look away, just straight into your eyes for the entire conversation.

[Syntax]

I hate people who stare straight into your eyes when you're having a conversation. Like they never look away, just straight into your eyes for the entire conversation.

 

You know how that's technically part of what they teach in school? Good eye contact makes the person feel respected blah blah blah

 

it does get pretty creepy though.

[smugcat]

Image macros called memes

[Sweeney]

But... you do this all the time.

Lots of people hate themselves.

[Scot]

But... you do this all the time.

 

I think you are referencing a different type of conversation we have that goes like this.

 

 

J: mm that was good
J: felt constipated at first
K: stop now
J: but after the first wave
K: stop
K: stop
K: stop
J: lol
J: what
K: i am still really sick.
J: oh ok
K: please dont talk about poop

(not a dramatization)

 

Which does not count.

 

 

To clarify, I am referencing a group of people, involving three or more, who try to piggyback on the original joke without adding anything new as in my original example "me three" is a play off "me too", while not funny, at least took the conversation in a different direction. The next comment, "me four" and subsequent "me five" are done by a 4th and 5th person, plays off the original joke while adding nothing new. Here is an expanded example done by reddit tryhards:

 

 

As you can see, the first comment is original while the next 8 are different variations of the first pun.

[NapisaurusRex]

And I hate when people don't know when to stop.
"Me too."
"Me three."
I get it.
"Me four."
ok stop

Some people just don't appreciate good humor.

 

Spoiler

[Scot]

Some people just don't appreciate good humor.

 

Spoiler

 

I'm glad you bought this up. Now on the surface it seems like your average bad joke but it has two facets. Firstly, it references the "forgot how to math" portion of the status rather than the first reply, making it seem like an error in counting but is deliberate. Secondly it preempts the inevitable pun train by disrupting the sequence, making it a good and valid counter-joke.

[Kat]

I hate diet talk. It makes me irrationally angry. There are girls I have worked with and currently work with that are total asshats about food. They constantly talk about a new diet or fad each week, or how many calories they are eating, or how they wish they could have that piece of cake but they are on a diet, oh maybe just one piece will be okay, then 3 pieces later they say they're on their way to the gym to work out. I. don't. give. a. single. shit. Then they decide that it's okay to tell me to eat a cheeseburger because I'm thin, or comment about whatever I'm eating on my fucking lunch break. FFS, can't you see I'm busy chowing down?! Maybe it's just my 'thin privilege' talking.. but I do not give a crap about what goes in your mouth-hole. It might not be so bad if they actually knew what they were talking about when they talk about their diets or workouts.. but they don't. I just try to ignore it all and change the conversation to something less boring.

 

edit: also I just realized I gave a lot of good reasons to hate what I hate but idc

Edited by Kats, 15 November 2013 - 02:58 PM.

[Boggart]

I hate when people make obvious jokes because it shows no creativity.

 

I hate it when people hate stuff for no good reason.

 

I hate people who stare straight into your eyes when you're having a conversation. Like they never look away, just straight into your eyes for the entire conversation.

Oh man I'm actually trying to look into people's eyes MORE since I'm trying to become a counsellor haha. I always stare at the mouth or between the eyes and I Keep trying for more.

 

I loved reading through this thread guys xD I rep'd those who I agreed with. But I gotta say many of you seem to have very valid reasons for your hatred

[Dazz]

 

Another example is the artist "Drake". I have no freaking idea why I hate him. I think he's quite talented and his music is catchy, has a good beat at times and the music is sometimes really good. But I hate him. I didn't know him on Degrassi (Canadian show) or anything. I don't think he's a sell-out and I think he's much more talented than many artists who I enjoy (*cough* Katy Perry, Ke$ha, *cough*). But for some reason, as soon as I learn that a song is by Drake, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth even though I probably would've enjoyed the song if I thought it was by a different artist..

 

This so much. I like his music but i just hate him. I think he has one of those faces...

 

Also i hate musicals, all the singy singy mushy mushy smiles n rainbows shit makes me more grumpy than usual. The one exception to this is Grease, man i fucking love that film.

 

Another thing i hate is people in general, you all suck. (Cept a few of you, you know who you be)

 

I hate the sea and just generally any water thats deep, i can't swim so go figure that one out.

 

I hate cyclists on the road, if anyone here is a spandex wearing, road using cyclist then you suck. Wtf is the spandex for anyways, what are you trying to get better wind resistance... on your way to work? Or maybe it's for the chafing, well if you're chafing riding your bike to work then you got problems, in all my life i've never had chafing and i ride my bmx everyday. Holding up all the traffic, going about 2mph round a roundabout. The worst part is i've seen cyclists waiting in traffic, next to a path. Why the fuck are you waiting in traffic you idiot just use the fucking path!

 

I hate the colour red for no reason, and i know it's in my name but i haven't been able to change my username for years, and the name i'm using was the name i signed up with... 9 years ago. But anyways i can't even wear red, i just don't like the way it looks. Also i've supported Chelsea my whole life so that probably has something to do with it.

 

I hate people who will hold the door open for you when you're miles away, it's nice but im more than capable of opening a door myself especially when im half way across the hallway, i'm not even at the damn door so just leave it!

 

I hate small talk, when i go into work in the morning and have to give the same conversation to everyone i see it pisses me off. It always goes the same way too, and i always get it from everyone i pass in the hallways:

 

"Hey, you alright?"
"Hey yeah fine thanks you?"
"Yeah im good thanks"
"good"

 

Or there's the friday variant:

"Hey, you alright?"

"Hey yeah im fine now it's friday thanks, you?"
"Yeah glad its finally friday"
"good"

[Adam]

I hate when people walk in a direction without looking where they are going. **Derp derp derp I'm gonna walk forward, but my head is going to be turned right the whole time** then they end up walking into you or getting in your way. If I were to walk in a direction for more than a few steps and look in a different direction, I always make sure to scope out in front of me for oncoming people.

[NapisaurusRex]

This so much. I like his music but i just hate him. I think he has one of those faces...
 
Also i hate musicals, all the singy singy mushy mushy smiles n rainbows shit makes me more grumpy than usual. The one exception to this is Grease, man i fucking love that film.
 
Another thing i hate is people in general, you all suck. (Cept a few of you, you know who you be)
 
I hate the sea and just generally any water thats deep, i can't swim so go figure that one out.
 
I hate cyclists on the road, if anyone here is a spandex wearing, road using cyclist then you suck. Wtf is the spandex for anyways, what are you trying to get better wind resistance... on your way to work? Or maybe it's for the chafing, well if you're chafing riding your bike to work then you got problems, in all my life i've never had chafing and i ride my bmx everyday. Holding up all the traffic, going about 2mph round a roundabout. The worst part is i've seen cyclists waiting in traffic, next to a path. Why the fuck are you waiting in traffic you idiot just use the fucking path!
 
I hate the colour red for no reason, and i know it's in my name but i haven't been able to change my username for years, and the name i'm using was the name i signed up with... 9 years ago. But anyways i can't even wear red, i just don't like the way it looks. Also i've supported Chelsea my whole life so that probably has something to do with it.
 
I hate people who will hold the door open for you when you're miles away, it's nice but im more than capable of opening a door myself especially when im half way across the hallway, i'm not even at the damn door so just leave it!
 
I hate small talk, when i go into work in the morning and have to give the same conversation to everyone i see it pisses me off. It always goes the same way too, and i always get it from everyone i pass in the hallways:
 
"Hey, you alright?"
"Hey yeah fine thanks you?"
"Yeah im good thanks"
"good"
 
Or there's the friday variant:
"Hey, you alright?"
"Hey yeah im fine now it's friday thanks, you?"
"Yeah glad its finally friday"
"good"

Red Chaos for Grumpy Old Man 2013

[Nymh]

I hate people who will hold the door open for you when you're miles away, it's nice but im more than capable of opening a door myself especially when im half way across the hallway, i'm not even at the damn door so just leave it!

Oh that reminds me, I hate when people give up their right-of-way on the road to let me go first when it isn't my turn.

I also hate it when people use speakerphone for conversations or checking their voicemail.

I hate it when people want to go out to eat but refuse to offer any suggestions as to where.

[Dazz]

Red Chaos for Grumpy Old Man 2013

I'm only 20... anyways Frizzle will always be the OG Grumpy old man

 

Oh that reminds me, I hate when people give up their right-of-way on the road to let me go first when it isn't my turn.

 

I've had this a lot because i'm riding on L plates, people get too cautious with me and will give me right of way when i don't even have it. I've been on my motorbike for 4 years now, i'm just too poor to get rid of the L plates people lol.

 

Also girls who won't come out to chill unless there's another girl with them annoy me. You be making me feel like im a rapist or sumit, what if i told you not all guys are sex crazed freaks?

 

And people who say "oh yeah im so into music, like music is my life" yet when you ask what they listen to they say "whatever's on the radio". Gtfo with that, you don't know the struggles of a music junkie.

Edited by Red Chaos, 18 November 2013 - 03:14 PM.

[Emily]

I hate when people ride their bikes in the middle of campus at 85 mph. There are a lot of people walking and some of us don't appreciate having to jump out of the way of your bike. (Yes, I got hit by a bike.)

[Dazz]

Ok last one is people who stereotype me as some yob. So many times have i walked past older women/men and seen them grab their bags tighter, shopkeepers/workers who will follow me around the store making sure i aint stealing anything, and people who will see me and then cross the road to walk on the path on the other side to get past me. I've even had it a few times where i'll walk past someone getting out and locking their car, they'll start walking off then half way down the path they'll stop and walk back to the car to lock it again just to make sure as i've walked past it. Really people? Just cause i'm young and wear a hoodie it doesn't mean i want to steal your shit.

[Karla]

People raving about shows/ movies I haven't seen (ex. Doctor Who)

[Boggart]

Oh that reminds me, I hate when people give up their right-of-way on the road to let me go first when it isn't my turn.

I also hate it when people use speakerphone for conversations or checking their voicemail.

I hate it when people want to go out to eat but refuse to offer any suggestions as to where.

Wait, you hate that? isn't that supposed to be polite or something?

 

But otherwise I hate those things too. When I want to go out to eat, I don't want "outside food". I want a particular restaurant.

 

Few more things I hate:

I hate dropping people off. I'm 100% okay with picking people up, but I hate dropping people off haha.

I hate going to certain areas in my city (like downtown) where finding parking is either $10+ or takes half an hour of driving around. Bog, who LIKES that LOLOL. I mean I hate it so much if people say "hey wanna come to ________ this saturday?" I will actually not go to plans because it makes me so angry to take so long to find parking. I sometimes opt to pay the $10 because I hate driving around like schmuck looking for parking! >: (

[Kat]

 

 

 

 

I hate cyclists on the road, if anyone here is a spandex wearing, road using cyclist then you suck. Wtf is the spandex for anyways, what are you trying to get better wind resistance... on your way to work? Or maybe it's for the chafing, well if you're chafing riding your bike to work then you got problems, in all my life i've never had chafing and i ride my bmx everyday. Holding up all the traffic, going about 2mph round a roundabout. The worst part is i've seen cyclists waiting in traffic, next to a path. Why the fuck are you waiting in traffic you idiot just use the fucking path!

 

 

 

 

 

holy crap this, fucking bike wankers

[Mishelle]

Be real, yall hate Drake because he's light skinned.

[Kat]

Be real, yall hate Drake because he's light skinned.

 

They just mad cause he started from the bottom now he here.

[Boggart]

They just mad cause he started from the bottom now he here.

Bottom as in on Degrassi? If that's the bottom then where the hell are the rest of us?

Be real, yall hate Drake because he's light skinned.

It's true, everyone hates Beyonce

[Emily]

I hate when everyone is sitting down, and there's that one person who just stands there refusing to sit. They don't want around or do anything else - just stand there. Stop, you're making me anxious.