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[Dazz]

Aww bless, i remember my first time drinking too

[L33T]

Hahahahahahaha

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed in myself for being able to understand everything.

[pyke]

Damn dude, can't handle the booze?

Wonder how Futurama's feeling right now.

[NapisaurusRex]

Damn dude, can't handle the booze?

Wonder how Futurama's feeling right now.

idk but I'm tempted to call him and be annoying as fuck since he's probably hungover.

[L33T]

Damn dude, can't handle the booze?

Wonder how Futurama's feeling right now.

 

problblay srtill prestty smashjhed

[Sweeney]

This is unbelievably embarrassing.

Did anyone link this into that "Cringe" thread, yet?

[Kat]

How can you even be on the computer if you're that wasted?? Jesus Christ.

[Futurama]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Wait, what's Applejack?

[NapisaurusRex]

[pyke]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Wait, what's Applejack?

Jack Daniels and apple juice.

 

Piece of advice, drink with friends. It'll ensure you have a good time, instead of whatever this thread was.

[L33T]

Jack Daniels and apple juice.

 

Piece of advice, drink with friends. It'll ensure you have a good time, instead of whatever this thread was.

 

Hey don't give him good advice, I enjoyed this thread a lot

[Futurama]

Why is everyone mentioning Applejack?

[L33T]

Why is everyone mentioning Applejack?

 

I will just sit quietly and laugh.

[DonValentino]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Ub3XYDcMdhY

[Futurama]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Ub3XYDcMdhY

 

 

 

Hater

[Galadriel]

Aren't you an adult?

[L33T]

Aren't you an adult?

I mean.. well... uhhhh... you know

[blue]

Why is everyone mentioning Applejack?

More like AppleWACK! @Emily @Strategist lololol

It's even more hilarious that you don't remember anything, ya lightweight!

[Frizzle]

The problem with Yanks is, they don't really know how to drink. Their booze is watered down, they can't drink until they're 21 (but they had some bud light when they were 16 so they're hardcore), they believe mixing apple juice and whiskey is a good idea, plus they're americans.

 

Which leads to toxic white girl syndrome. 

[Emily]

The problem with Yanks is, they don't really know how to drink. Their booze is watered down, they can't drink until they're 21 (but they had some bud light when they were 16 so they're hardcore), they believe mixing apple juice and whiskey is a good idea, plus they're americans.

 

Which leads to toxic white girl syndrome. 

 

Some of us can actually handle our alcohol.

 

And some of us are actually 6ft tall so it takes a lot for us to get drunk so we're forced to handle it. 

[Sweeney]

And some of us are actually 6ft tall so it takes a lot for us to get drunk so we're forced to handle it.

That doesn't really make sense... if it takes you a lot to get drunk, you're not handling it at all until you are drunk. So, an increase in the base amount of alcohol it takes to reach drunkenness doesn't really "force you to handle it".

[Emily]

That doesn't really make sense... if it takes you a lot to get drunk, you're not handling it at all until you are drunk. So, an increase in the base amount of alcohol it takes to reach drunkenness doesn't really "force you to handle it".

 

Yeah, I thought about that after I posted it, and I realized that it doesn't make sense. Either way, I have a higher tolerance. I like to drink, but I don't like being drunk because I like being able to feel in control of myself. So I'm kind of building my tolerance in that way. 

 

However, when I'm drunk... Yeah, I can type just fine. Maybe a minor error here and there. I can hold conversations. I sway when I'm walking which embarrasses me. I did fall one time, but I'm going to blame that one on the curb. 

[Sweeney]

Yeah, I thought about that after I posted it, and I realized that it doesn't make sense. Either way, I have a higher tolerance. I like to drink, but I don't like being drunk because I like being able to feel in control of myself. So I'm kind of building my tolerance in that way. 
 
However, when I'm drunk... Yeah, I can type just fine. Maybe a minor error here and there. I can hold conversations. I sway when I'm walking which embarrasses me. I did fall one time, but I'm going to blame that one on the curb.

I'm lucky. I like being drunk, but I don't drink enough to build my alcohol tolerance, so it remains low. But at the same time, I'm not a ridiculous drunk - I don't become aggressive, or obnoxiously loud. I just get a little more open and relaxed. I can also still type.

I also don't get hangovers.

It's probably the only one of my physical attributes that was actually a win in the genetic lottery.

[Strategist]

I'm lucky. I like being drunk, but I don't drink enough to build my alcohol tolerance, so it remains low. But at the same time, I'm not a ridiculous drunk - I don't become aggressive, or obnoxiously loud. I just get a little more open and relaxed. I can also still type.I also don't get hangovers.It's probably the only one of my physical attributes that was actually a win in the genetic lottery.

Must be that English blood. I'm the same, never had a hangover and yes I have been rather shitfaced quite a few times.