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[Grimley]

The Pitch Challenge #2 -- VOTING!!!

 

Starts:  Now!!!

Voting Ends:  Wednesday, January 22^nd at 6:00 pm NST

 

Please select and vote for your favorite entry from among these five (but NOT for yourself):

Spoiler

Entry #1:

 

Never had Rocky Mountain Oysters? Try a pair today while they are fresh at Big Bob's for only $5.99!

Just one plate will make you as strong as a bull and give you the virility of a 20 year old.

Statements not confirmed by FDA or any other scientific community consume at your own risk.

 

 

Entry #2:

 

 

 

 

Entry #3:

 

 

 

 

Entry #4:

 

Urgent evocation! Lenny has been missing since 17 July 2013. He was last seen on wednesday afternoon in Maggie the Meerca's garden after he made the last conundrum.

 

According to his female friends he tastes very well and is kidnapped by Maggie to be eaten. Maggie claims she didn't ate him, but who else could have kidnapped him..?

 

Have you seen anything or do you know where he is, call us at (502) 8493 5479.

 

 

Entry #5:

 

Everybody loves meat...Even if you don't want to tell.

 

 

Winners (plus a Random Draw award!) will receive the following:

(Trophies for the top three finishers will also be displayed here once I get around to creating them.)

 

First: $10 NC card code donated by me

 

Second: Shenanigifts Invitation 5-Pack donated by Emily

 

Third: Swamp Gas Paint Brush + Skunk Paint Brush donated by me

 ₊   

 

Random Draw: 200K NPs donated by HappyAccident

 

Edited by Kordelia, 18 January 2014 - 06:28 PM.

[Fikri]

entry #3 upsets me a little. very disturbing!

entry #4 doesn't have the tagline anywhere?

entry #5 the lion says the zebra tasted good but he didn't capture it yet?

[Grimley]

entry #3 upsets me a little. very disturbing!

entry #4 doesn't have the tagline anywhere?

entry #5 the lion says the zebra tasted good but he didn't capture it yet?

 

As my discretion, I have chosen to keep #4 in, as the spirit is captured, and English isn't necessarily everyone's primary language.

 

As for #5, artistic liberties are great, aren't they? Perhaps the zebra has already been slaughtered, and the entrant didn't want to show blood and gore but rather the moment before the kill?

[Fikri]

As my discretion, I have chosen to keep #4 in, as the spirit is captured, and English isn't necessarily everyone's primary language.

 

As for #5, artistic liberties are great, aren't they? Perhaps the zebra has already been slaughtered, and the entrant didn't want to show blood and gore but rather the moment before the kill?

 

oh, alright. that makes sense. sometimes i overthink stuff hehe.

wish someone submit a video... that would really stands out. i really enjoy @Strategist entry last time.

[Sweeney]

entry #4 doesn't have the tagline anywhere?

I have done a dramatic reading to help elucidate the matter. It is currently uploading to the youtubes.

[Fikri]

I have done a dramatic reading to help elucidate the matter. It is currently uploading to the youtubes.

 

yay!

[Sweeney]

[Grimley]

 

Quite well done, I must say!

[Nymh]

omg I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while

 

Dear Entry #4

Good job I am voting for you <3

[Fikri]

 

lmao! great, now i'm thinking of changing my vote to #4...

[Drakonid]

I think that for the sake of fairness you should read all entries...

[Nymh]

Don't encourage him, for christ's sake

[Sweeney]

I think that for the sake of fairness you should read all entries...

[Scot]

Alright guys let's keep this semi-respectable. Sweeney, what pony would you like to be?

[Grimley]

oh god #3 is nasty... which is why I voted for it

 

That's as good of a reason as any! Thank you for participating in the vote.

[Musician]

#2 looks yummy.

[Liesa]

#4 all the way...3 made me almost puke up my food again >.<

[redlion]

I'm fairly sure that the "fetuses" in #3 are really naked mole rats.

Of course, you could all be objecting to the idea of fetus donuts, rather than the image, but I find that unlikely

Voted for #4 because I don't understand this challenge, and neither, apparently, did #4.

[Speedracer]

Went with #5 it's pretty funny 1 and 3 were close though. I'm not sure why everyone is in love with #4 it's not really related....

[Clone2000]

Entry 4 doesn't even have the tagline in it? And Idk if it would be considered a pitch, as it conveys no statement or idea related to "I never knew it could taste so good".

Just my opinion.

[Emily]

Someone should call the phone number in #4 and see if it's real. 

[Peaches]

Voted for #5 - somehow swearing always does it for me.

[Grimley]

Contest OVER!!! Thanks for voting (and a dear admin may lock this thread, if available)

[Fikri]

someone owes his/her victory to @Sweeney.

Edited by Stuck, 22 January 2014 - 06:22 PM.

[Sweeney]

someone owes his/her victory to @Sweeney.

And people say I never contribute anything. Psh.