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[Sweeney]

We may never have a section for it, but we can sure as shit have a thread for it. It might actually turn out to be hilarious, although I don't expect anyone to find love.

So don't go finding love, I don't like being wrong.

 
25m looking for extra-marital fun. Must be cute and funny, have an interest in stereotypical nerdy things and also enjoy outside activities. Large trust fund is a must, as is ability to book hotel rooms with discretion. Will travel for top opportunities (max 4000 miles).

 
And don't forget to actually reply to each other. No PMs allowed as a result of this topic - all wooing must take place in public!

[Sweeney]

This is such a fun idea for Valentines day. I'm excited to see the results, I hope there is some participation

Heh, I didn't even think about Valentines

[Rocket]

Hi my name is Rocket and I am girl somewhere between 20-30 and live on the west coast, I enjoy sarcasm and cats.

 

Edit: I forgot to put what I look for in a man.. TALL, HAIRY, and CHUBBY. Yea come at me boyyss

 

 

 

 

**also this is for entertainment purposes only, while some of this may be true, it's mostly for fun**

Edited by Rocket, 07 February 2014 - 10:12 AM.

[Sweeney]

Hi my name is Rocket and I am girl somewhere between 20-30 and live on the west coast, I enjoy sarcasm and cats.

Non-specificity gets me going.

[Rocket]

Non-specificity gets me going.

 

If only you weren't already married 

[Sweeney]

If only you weren't already married

Alas indeed

[Sweeney]

*grin*

[NapisaurusRex]

HeY GiRLs!!   

I am a   and a 22 year old FeMaLe but I will be 23 really soon so! I am looking for a female companion to hang with, go shopping, do makeovers, have netflix marathons in our pjs  , sob into our laps during sappy movies   and finally someone to go down south with   I don't like to travel alone.   

If you have good eyebrows and brush your teeth at least twice a day, i think we can be friends!   

Ps. No men.  :nono: 

I can't do most of this, but I'm already South and I brush my teeth at least once a day. I'd switch the time of day for you, bby

[Dan]

25m looking for extra-marital fun. Must be cute and funny, have an interest in stereotypical nerdy things and also enjoy outside activities. Large trust fund is a must, as is ability to book hotel rooms with discretion. Will travel for top opportunities (max 4000 miles).

 
I really wish I didn't fit all of these categories.

[Kat]

 
I really wish I didn't fit all of these categories.

 

Getting high in your living room is not an outside activity, darling.

[Sweeney]

Getting high in your living room is not an outside activity, darling.

That depends how high you get, I'd imagine

[Rocket]

HeY GiRLs!!   

I am a   and a 22 year old FeMaLe but I will be 23 really soon so! I am looking for a female companion to hang with, go shopping, do makeovers, have netflix marathons in our pjs  , sob into our laps during sappy movies   and finally someone to go down south with   I don't like to travel alone.   

If you have good eyebrows and brush your teeth at least twice a day, i think we can be friends!   

Ps. No men.  :nono: 

 

I'm on the wrong side of the country 

[Romy]

and brush your teeth at least twice a day, i think we can be friends!   

I read that as twice a week. -_-

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm Napiform

Edited by Napiform, 05 March 2014 - 11:42 PM.

[Harlow]

Oh dear, what have you started?

Edited by Harlow, 07 February 2014 - 12:46 PM.

[Sweeney]

Oh dear, what have you started?

THE PERFECT STORM

[iKate]

HeY GiRLs!!   

I am a   and a 22 year old FeMaLe but I will be 23 really soon so! I am looking for a female companion to hang with, go shopping, do makeovers, have netflix marathons in our pjs  , sob into our laps during sappy movies   and finally someone to go down south with   I don't like to travel alone.   

If you have good eyebrows and brush your teeth at least twice a day, i think we can be friends!   

Ps. No men.  :nono: 

 

Are unibrows allowed?

[luvsmyncis]

Just waiting for the ad of that male sub who would like to be beaten.

[Sweeney]

Just waiting for the ad of that male sub who would like to be beaten.

We banned Khaligula...

[Frizzle]

24m with large ego/penis and inability to tell the truth. Seeking female between the ages of 16 - 60. Must have low standard and self esteem and be into sexual activities that verge on the side of illegality.

[Strategist]

28f Admin of online kids game community, looking for likeminded women/men who enjoy taking leisurely walks along the beach and having the occasional gag shoved in their mouth. Willing to do almost anything, within reason, to please.