Ever felt like having two pockets in your pants are never enough for your car keys, wallet and whatnot?
Well, introducing "jocket" - it's a jacket with lots and lots of pockets! Jocket is designed with pockets in practically every inch of it (both inside and out) and within every pocket is lined with varying textures, colors and odors for an ultimate sensual experience! It's water-proof, fire-proof and on top of that it also repels women so you don't have to worry about all those disturbing, flirty gazes you get from them (oh, and certain guys too!).
Once you have it, you'll never leave home without it!
Shut Up, two simple words yet the ignorant masses have failed to comprehend it.
With our Getting Real Tired of Yo Shit Lamp Shade Hat, you can visually express your overwhelming disdain for those who we hate most: people.
Perfect for that co-worker who never stops bragging about his kids, that politician who pulls promises out of his ass and let’s not forget that grandparent who constantly asks if you are dating someone yet.
Bring it with you to PTA meetings, DMV lines, anarchist terrorist rallies, and even to that part of the day when your annoying friend waves but you dearly want to avoid eye contact.
Once you have it, you'll never leave home without it!
Tired of having to drive back and forth from home? Had a long day at work and too exhausted to drive? Sick of going to places only to find that you've accidentally left something back home?
We at Hoboshack Corporation pinpointed the common cause of all these problems; our house was too far away. That's why we spent 12 years developing the Hoboshack, the groundbreaking new FULLY functional house in a box! Just flip the case open and dive into your new home; once you have it, you'll NEVER leave home without it!
Warning: The Hoboshack Corporation takes no responsibility for the accidental disapparition of the self, teleportation to other galaxies, formation of black holes, genetic mutation of the self or any injuries sustained from being exposed to spacial conditions.
4th place: Entry #5 by @Majesty(because there are 4 prizes)
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Other entrants:
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Entry #3: Speedracer
Introducing the 571B Banana Slicer get yours today, never have trouble slicing up those pesky bananas again. At work, school, the park or anywhere else its very portable and easily the new must have utility item. Once you have it, you'll never leave home without!
Entry #4: Dance
Tired of your old, ineffective organs holding you back? Plagued by disease but can't afford the costs of a hospital? Look no further than Drew's Discount Organ Replacement! Most organs we use were obtained using legal methods and we can guarantee they will work for at least a month or your money back! Our surgeons are highly trained individuals who have all taken extensive online courses on surgery. We assure you, Once you have it, you'll never leave home without it!
The first place winner may pick his prize first, then the second place winner,.. so in the same order as you placed.
Prizes:
- $12 Neocodex Store credit donated by Kordelia(contact me , I have the code)
i won!! na nanna na naaaa~ thanks guys! especially to @iKate for checking my grammar lol. congrats to other participants too! great entries all-around.
i won!! na nanna na naaaa~ thanks guys! especially to @iKate for checking my grammar lol. congrats to other participants too! great entries all-around.
i won!! na nanna na naaaa~ thanks guys! especially to @iKate for checking my grammar lol. congrats to other participants too! great entries all-around.
@Keil
I was curious about your entry during voting. Is that your photo and if so, did you put the lampshade on your head or someone else's? Or is it on a coat hanger?
I NEED TO KNOW
That is my own photo with me in it. I used the autoshutter function.
Yes, I am wearing and lampshade. It's a piece of cardstock from my notebook push pinned onto a lampshade on top of my head.. I was getting odd looks in the hallway (it was the only place where the walls weren't covered with decor).
It looks the black sweater is on a clothes hanger is being I was biting the sweater to hide the slight V-neck. I didn't want my neon pink shirt to ruin the shot.
That is my own photo with me in it. I used the autoshutter function.
Yes, I am wearing and lampshade. It's a piece of cardstock from my notebook push pinned onto a lampshade on top of my head.. I was getting odd looks in the hallway (it was the only place where the walls weren't covered with decor).
It looks the black sweater is on a clothes hanger is being I was biting the sweater to hide the slight V-neck. I didn't want my neon pink shirt to ruin the shot.
Ugh yes! I am so happy I got an answer. It's been bothering me lol
I /had/ to know and I was worried it would just be a picture off the net and I'd never get answers.
Ugh yes! I am so happy I got an answer. It's been bothering me lol
I /had/ to know and I was worried it would just be a picture off the net and I'd never get answers.
should i host the next pitch challenge? i thought i'm going to be super busy working in this firm (currently doing my practical training)... but turns out i have lots of free time. i'd love to host the new pitch challenge if no one wants to do so. @Emily @Kate
should i host the next pitch challenge? i thought i'm going to be super busy working in this firm (currently doing my practical training)... but turns out i have lots of free time. i'd love to host the new pitch challenge if no one wants to do so. @Emily @Kate
I think you mean @iKate?
I don't have anything to do with Pitch Contests.
thanks guys! especially to @
i'd love to host the new pitch challenge if no one wants to do so. @
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