I'm scared as to why there's poop in the machine. 
It's magical, of course. The vending machine can dispense anything edible!
Well... Anything sort-of edible 
Very nice game Sweeney! Finally found the time to try it out and I am very very impressed. I especially liked the fact that the "A Run" game works without flash and works well with only a touch screen. I would like to note that the game only works in full screen mode in mobile devices and the iPad, and the game does not register clicks in not fullscreen mode.
The HTML5 games will now be compatible with iOS devices both in and out of full-screen mode! Huzzah!
(Many thanks to the Construct 2 forums for providing an answer in the form of a tiddly little CSS file!)