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[Pilot]

Bane tries to break you. 

 

Should you accept Bane will at some point within the next week appear 3,000 feet away from you or outside your place of work/residence and rush towards you on foot trying to break your spine over his knee. Batman will try to reach and protect you but he is five miles away in his batmobile breaking the speed limit. Should Batman stop Bane from breaking your back, Bane will move in next to your place of residence and never try to attack you again. 

[KaibaSama]

Hey, he's Batman, and breaking the speed limit to get there faster. I'll take the money. Plus, everyone's going to die anyways, might as well take a risk and possibly get some money and a cool power to go with it. 

Edited by Satsuki, 20 April 2014 - 07:13 PM.

[Bone]

What use is a spine if I don't have money? 

[Emily]

As long as I can seduce Bane afterwards. I can forgive the fact that he tried to break my spine. Tom Hardy is one fine piece of man. 

[Doomsday]

As long as I can seduce Bane afterwards. I can forgive the fact that he tried to break my spine. Tom Hardy is one fine piece of man.

Assuming you get your money and "gift" of being able to seduce any man or woman prior to the spine breaking attempt I would take the money, seduce Bane which would stop him from hurting me, take up residence nearby and be my lifelong bodyguard.

Problem solved.

[Tubbz]

Yeah seducing Bane seems to be the solution to this one. Or do we now have to assume you can't seduce him.
Pros of living in Britain - everyone keeps their doors locked.

[Romy]

Spoiler

 

Batman couldn't take Bane to begin with.
(Although...assuming Batman is operating at max capacity..maybe? Bane is still a good fighter...Did they ever fight head to head in the comic? Been a while...)

[Trichomes]

Money, please. At least I'd be able to afford a really cool wheelchair and seduce all the bitches I want.

[Syntax]

As long as I can seduce Bane afterwards. I can forgive the fact that he tried to break my spine. Tom Hardy is one fine piece of man. 

 

He was my wallpaper for the longest time. He smoulders perfectly.

[Tetiel]

What's the point of being able to seduce any man or woman if you can't feel below your chest?

[arcanum]

Assuming you get your money and "gift" of being able to seduce any man or woman prior to the spine breaking attempt I would take the money, seduce Bane which would stop him from hurting me, take up residence nearby and be my lifelong bodyguard.

Problem solved.

^ This.

 

Haha I'd for sure take the money. I'm gonna be optimistic and say either Batman saves me in time and/or I am, in fact, able to seduce Bane. Gimme my money!

[nandhugp]

WHy should we seduce someone if can't feel anything 

[luvsmyncis]

He's going to be my neighbor either way?