What the fuck!? That's freaky!!
Woah, that's some lazy cat. But I must admit, ours makes us come to her to scratch her.
The cats in this village are all crazy one way or another.
It wasn't the first time an old lady was attacked by her cats. It was the first one being killed by them, tho.
There are some straight cats living just outside the village, every time a motorcycle passes down the road at night they tend to jump in front of the vehicle. 
and that's something I really love about our female. When we got her I didn't want her but then she came out with a mouse and changed my opinion of her. Despite the fact that she could live entirely independently based on her hunting prowess alone we obviously still feed her and stuff.
Our male cat... is a pussy.
Well, it's a male. It's expected. 
*reappears*
I am so proud, you guys.
SO PROUD.
You made us do it.