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Neocodex's First 100 Post Day - 4 May 2014!


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#1376 luvsmyncis

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:25 AM

MY idea was to give birth to the next kid in the living room. This is the next best thing.


The kids will never want to sit on that sofa again. 
 

Like you'd have a choice in the matter


That sounds awful!
I'm pretty sure I can crush your head between my thighs. I've tried it on boys before.

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    #1377 Liesa

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:25 AM

    Yeah don't stop now. Make it to 250. :p

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    Seriously..I think I'd die :p



    #1378 Frizzle

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:26 AM

     

    That sounds awful!
    I'm pretty sure I can crush your head between my thighs. I've tried it on boys before.

     

    Are you deliberately trying to turn me on?



    #1379 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:27 AM

    Are you deliberately trying to turn me on?


    I would never deliberately try to turn someone on.

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:28 AM

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    Seriously..I think I'd die :p

     

    In all seriousness I think both Sweeney and Boggart hit over 250 posts at one point on the Top 20 list today.



    #1381 Frizzle

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:29 AM

    I would never deliberately try to turn someone on.

     

     

    You sound like my ex-wife. BOOM BOOM.



    #1382 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:31 AM

    The kids will never want to sit on that sofa again.

    I'd do it on the floor. I'm pretty sure the blood and stuff would ruin my flower couch.

    #1383 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:37 AM

    You sound like my ex-wife. BOOM BOOM.


    Lawd almighty.
     

    I'd do it on the floor. I'm pretty sure the blood and stuff would ruin my flower couch.


    OR MAKE IT BETTER.

    #1384 Waser Lave

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:41 AM

    So who's going to summarise this thread for me? I don't fancy reading all 56 pages... :p



    #1385 Elindoril

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:42 AM

    So who's going to summarise this thread for me? I don't fancy reading all 56 pages... :p


    Garbled nonsense.

    #1386 Iridium77

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:42 AM

    So who's going to summarise this thread for me? I don't fancy reading all 56 pages... :p

     

    Well the last time I left we were talking about masturbating with pillows and then Kate's pregnancy.. I went camping last night and it seems things have taken a different turn. 



    #1387 Liesa

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:42 AM

    So who's going to summarise this thread for me? I don't fancy reading all 56 pages... :p

     

    spam spam food chitchat spam spam



    #1388 Waser Lave

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:47 AM

    spam spam food chitchat spam spam

     

    Erm, spam is food... Kind of. So food food food chitchat food food? Damn fatties up in this thread...



    #1389 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:48 AM

    Erm, spam is food... Kind of. So food food food chitchat food food? Damn fatties up in this thread...


    There was a lot of learning and growing. There are jems of true wisdom in this thread. Life lessons. Important information. And yoga mats.

    #1390 Elindoril

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:49 AM

    Also body pillows.

    Can't forget that.

    #1391 Liesa

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:49 AM

    Erm, spam is food... Kind of. So food food food chitchat food food? Damn fatties up in this thread...

     

    We're on a diet, talking about food doesn't hurt!



    #1392 Rocket

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:50 AM

    alcohol too, don't forget we talked about that. And something about a new person who doesn't speak english, wanting to eat us or wear our skins idek.



    #1393 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:51 AM

    alcohol too, don't forget we talked about that. And something about a new person who doesn't speak english, wanting to eat us or wear our skins idek.

     
    And that the avacado is pear colored.

    #1394 Sweeney

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:52 AM

    And that the avacado is pear colored.


    I thought the pear was avocado coloured...

    #1395 Bone

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:53 AM

    Y'all are crazy

    #1396 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:53 AM

    I thought the pear was avocado coloured...


    No, I think I'm right. But that's nothing new.

    #1397 Ali

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:55 AM

    I am not catching up on everything I've missed. I refuse.

     

    I thought the pear was avocado coloured...

    Wasn't there something about a potato as well?



    #1398 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:57 AM

    I am not catching up on everything I've missed. I refuse.


    You'll miss the part about Napiform and Yung impregnating their cat so their kids can learn about babies.

    #1399 Yung

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:57 AM

    So who's going to summarise this thread for me? I don't fancy reading all 56 pages... :p

     

    It's been mainly conversational that has evolved quite a bit.



    #1400 Ali

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    Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:58 AM

    You'll miss the part about Napiform and Yung impregnating their cat so their kids can learn about babies.

    Damn you. You really know what I want in life.




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