"Hey, hang on Frizzle, we don't allow smut on this forum." I hear you say. Well that's because you have a perverted and dirty mind. I was talking about this little beauty:
Now here's the deal for this give away which I'm naming:
FRIZZLE'S COMPETITION THING FOR NAMING HIS SNAKE THAT IS REALLY AWESOME AND STUFF.
Prize's are simple and small fry, as it's basically just throwing random names into a hat so here it goes.
1st prize: 1 BILLION MILLION NPS + naming my pet.
2nd prize: 500k NPS and maybe I'll rep you if you're lucky
3rd prize: 250k NPS
4th prize 150k NPS
5th Prize: 100k NPS
(Prizes have been donated by Emily because she's awesome. Other prizes instead of neopoints can be arranged. They involved hot body massages and a McDonalds McFlurry)
HOW DO I WIN SAID PRIZES??
Ok you've scared her now thanks to shouting so loud. It's easy though, really, really easy. You just basically pick a name post it in the thread, then after a week I'll collate them all together in a poll. We then vote for another week and whoever wins the most votes, wins the prizes. It's simples. I may stop it at 10 if millions decide to vote.
RULES.
1. I retain the rights to name the snake whatever I want. If the top name is fluffernutter, I may not want to spend the next 20-40 years calling it that.
2. Nothing homophobic, racist, sexist or bigoted.
3. Nothing immensely offensive. I don't fancy telling the guys at work I've called my snake "Childfucker4000"
4. No, I will not call it Monty. End of discussion.
5. I feel like 5 is necessary for some reason. Erm...nothing related to http://en.wikipedia....am_Hotspur_F.C.
Here's some links about cool snakes and stuff.
http://en.wikipedia....i/Python_regius
http://en.wikipedia..../Python_(genus)