DRUM ROLL PLEASE AS WE ANNOUNCE THE WINNER'S OF NEOCODEX SHORTEST AND MOST BESTEST AWESOMEST CONTEST EVEEEEER.
5TH PLACE - ACHILLES
4TH PLACE - IRIS
3RD PLACE - GILGAMESH
2ND PLACE - SLIZZARD
AND THE WINNER IS....
1ST PLACE - NAGINI !!
Congrats to Kate for winning 1st prize, you win the illustrious prize of naming my pet and claiming the award of a cool 1 million neopoints. Nanarie comes in 2nd place and collects 500k neopoints, good try buddy. 3rd place goes to Dan over 4th place Emily due to the fact that I think it sounds better! (Plus Iris is usually associated with the colour blue/purple/violet. Now brown/green,,). Your prizes of 250k and 150k are yours to keep. Finally, 5th place goes to Achilles due to the fact that's the option I chose because it was awesome. Good job Strategist, don't spend the 100k all at once!
Hopefully people won't be too annoyed but due to the amount of suggestions winner, it'd be silly to separate the prizes.
If you want to collect your prizes, please contact Emily and she will gladfully donate them to your account (ironically she is actually one of the winners). If you don't wish to collect the prizes for whatever reason, I would suggest donating them to someone else on the list or leaving them for a better contest in the future 
Cheers guy, it's been fun and emotional.
Here's a little picture for you all as Nagini goes in for the kill (don't worry, the rat was already dead) :
Now I want a pet snake 
