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Obama is Infecting Christians with Ebola To Destroy Jesus and Start A New Age of Liberal Darkness


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#1 DonValentino

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Posted 06 October 2014 - 06:47 PM

http://christwire.or...beral-darkness/

 

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    #2 Mishelle

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    Posted 06 October 2014 - 06:48 PM

    Every single time I think i've heard the most ridiculous Obama conspiracy theory they surprise me again.



    #3 KaibaSama

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    Posted 06 October 2014 - 06:49 PM

    Thanks, Obama!

    In all seriousness though, you have got to be kidding me. Obama is Christian, so he's apparently trying to destroy his own savior. 

    The stupidity of these people astounds me. 



    #4 Outsider

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    Posted 06 October 2014 - 06:51 PM

    I'm sold, I didn't read it, but it's on the internet so I believe it.



    #5 Futurama

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    Posted 06 October 2014 - 06:56 PM

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    #6 Pilot

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    Posted 06 October 2014 - 06:56 PM

    It's christwire

     

    satire



    #7 Eagles

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    Posted 06 October 2014 - 07:01 PM

    That was a good laugh. I wouldn't be surprised of some people would believe that. I could only imagine that topic coming up in conversation 



    #8 DonValentino

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    Posted 06 October 2014 - 07:13 PM

    I think I'll casually bring it up at the next party I'm at and back it up with a bunch of "facts" that sound credible, and maybe, just maybe, I can convince one person of the existence of Obama-ebola.  



    #9 Batori

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    Posted 06 October 2014 - 07:26 PM

    It's christwire

     

    satire

    I was gonna say, I thought christwire was a parody site. They also had that one "Homestuck is demonic" article too.



    #10 Kaddict

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    Posted 09 October 2014 - 08:13 PM

    About as believable as the George Bush planning 9/11? But I heard something on the news yesterday about Ebola, and it seriously sounded like the start of a zombie apocalypse movie. So, 6 months from now, remember that it just started with this one case of ebola, and now somebody shot bill murray because they thought he was a zombie.



    #11 Outsider

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    Posted 09 October 2014 - 08:17 PM

    I'm still a firm believer that Obama is a cactus.



    #12 Piplup

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    Posted 10 October 2014 - 01:17 AM

    Obama is a Lizard man sent here to kill us all



    #13 Blessing4u2

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    Posted 10 October 2014 - 03:18 PM

    About as believable as the George Bush planning 9/11? But I heard something on the news yesterday about Ebola, and it seriously sounded like the start of a zombie apocalypse movie. So, 6 months from now, remember that it just started with this one case of ebola, and now somebody shot bill murray because they thought he was a zombie.

    lol love that movie, if that happenes i'll just hide till all the zombies eat themselves up. I'm sure the last surviving zombie won't mind sharing earth with me... at least i hope so



    #14 masxed

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    Posted 17 October 2014 - 11:02 AM

    A christian mother angry at her gay son would say this is true lmao.  :lol2:



    #15 RelevantHorror

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    Posted 23 October 2014 - 12:04 PM

    I'm sold, I didn't read it, but it's on the internet so I believe it.

    2590594-f9aybnr.jpegI figured that if we're dealing with horrible things that make you annoyed/kill you, this would do nicely!



    #16 lionrain

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    Posted 25 October 2014 - 03:47 PM

    I can't even believe the sheer stupidity of some people and don't even get me started on the hate aspect. 



    #17 Vulpono

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    Posted 28 October 2014 - 07:32 PM

    I'm still a firm believer that Obama is a cactus.

    By Jove, you've figured it out!



    #18 chipmunkwarcry

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    Posted 02 November 2014 - 08:59 PM

     Wow...

     

    Do no forget, the B.O. in Ebola stands for Barack Obama.  The rest of the acronym has been up for debate in the news media community.

    This is probably my favorite part. lol

    And since I'm bored, I'm going to pretend E.B.O.L.A stands for Even Barack Obama Loves Alchol

    or something...



    #19 bambiraptor

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 11:00 AM

     

    I was gonna say, I thought christwire was a parody site. They also had that one "Homestuck is demonic" article too.

    tbf homestuck is an abomination against the gods


    Edited by bambiraptor, 06 November 2014 - 11:06 AM.



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