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#26 Drakonid

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 09:36 AM

 10 years ago, I was 16. I didn't honestly didn't think I was going to live past 21 and was trying hard not to. My alternative plan was to graduate college, have a bunch of babies, and get married by 25. 2/3 isn't bad.
 
Well, this could get really depressing, really fast. Instead, I'll tell you a story that happened a few days ago.

I was taking a drink from a can of Dr Pepper. It was old, 3 days or a week, I guess. There was a live bug in it, a roach or a beetle or something. So I'm like hey! I eat raw meat, I eat sticks of butter, I can do this! I'll just swallow it. Then it started moving. So I start throwing up. AND IT CLINGS TO THE INSIDE OF MY THROAT WITH ITS LEGS. no joke. it was awful.
I hate scary movies. I guess May, though. Have you seen it?

that's cheating



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    #27 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 11:10 AM

    What's your favorite color (besides green)?

    My top 3 favorites, in order, are grey, pink, and cerulean.

     

    What would your last meal be?

    uhhhh burrito, mashed potatoes with butter, green beans with bacon grease, garlic, and cavender's seasoning and dr pepper

     

    that's cheating

    Why?



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 11:20 AM

    if you could spend one day with any one in the world that is alive who would it be?



    #29 Swar

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 11:25 AM

    Who's your woman crush?

    #30 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 11:35 AM

    Who's your woman crush?

    6a00d83451b92469e20115723bc423970b-800wi

    Always and 4ever



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 11:58 AM

    How do you think you will die?
    What is your strangest fetish?

    #32 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 12:02 PM

    How do you think you will die?
    What is your strangest fetish?

    Suicide and latex.



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 12:37 PM

    If you could meet one person from the past who would it be?



    #34 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 12:42 PM

    if you could spend one day with any one in the world that is alive who would it be?

    Bill Clinton

     

    If you could meet one person from the past who would it be?

    Edgar Cayce



    #35 Keil

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 12:43 PM

    Would you rather have one less finger on your hand or one additional toe on your feet?

     

    Marry Fuck Kill: Anyone in Codex.



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 12:49 PM

    What is your favorite exercise when you work out?

    #37 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 12:57 PM

    Would you rather have one less finger on your hand or one additional toe on your feet?

     

    Marry Fuck Kill: Anyone in Codex.

    TOO MANY CHOICES

    @Adam @Padme @ Arman

     

    What is your favorite exercise when you work out?

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    I like pilates-y yoga-y thingies.



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 01:07 PM

    If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?



    #39 Piplup

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 01:11 PM

    what is one thing you wish you could do



    #40 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 01:30 PM

    If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

    No, hot dogs are disgusting.

     

    what is one thing you wish you could do

    Walk up stairs gracefully.



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 01:43 PM

    If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

    lol, i thought it read *hedgehog*. i love hedgehogs and was getting a little sad inside that they might eat themselves. lol.  :doh:

     

     

     

    Napi-

    What's your most favorite part of your personality?

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    Pirates or ninjas? Why?

     

    :)



    #42 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 01:50 PM

    Napi-
    What's your most favorite part of your personality?
     and
    Pirates or ninjas? Why?
     
    :)

    That's kind of a weird question. I like that little stupid things make me genuinely happy. I don't need a lot, I don't need expensive things, and I can find real genuine pleasure from dumb shit like staring out the window. I don't know where I'd be without that.

     

    Pirates. I can't tell you why, it's x-rated.



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 01:51 PM

    Pirates. I can't tell you why, it's x-rated.

     

    Can you tell me why?

     

    Also, if someone were to give you a free car later this evening, what kind do you hope it would be?


    Edited by talbs, 06 November 2014 - 01:53 PM.


    #44 arcanum

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 01:55 PM

    lol, i thought it read *hedgehog*. i love hedgehogs and was getting a little sad inside that they might eat themselves. lol.  :doh:

    :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

     

     

    If the moon were made of bbq spare ribs, would you eat it?



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 02:03 PM

    Can you tell me why?

     

    Also, if someone were to give you a free car later this evening, what kind do you hope it would be?

    Early 70s style Stingray in a tacky orange color or a black and red camaro.


    :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

     

     

    If the moon were made of bbq spare ribs, would you eat it?

    No, I'd die trying though. 



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 02:04 PM

    What do you consider as the best parenting style?



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 02:26 PM

    What do you consider as the best parenting style?

    Unconditional love.



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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 02:52 PM

    What is your favorite pokƩmon?



    #49 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 02:55 PM

    What is your favorite pokƩmon?

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    #50 Drakonid

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    Posted 06 November 2014 - 03:00 PM

    My top 3 favorites, in order, are grey, pink, and cerulean.

    uhhhh burrito, mashed potatoes with butter, green beans with bacon grease, garlic, and cavender's seasoning and dr pepper

    Why?

    you're avoiding the question



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