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[Katya]

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Thank god my job doesn't require me to be sit down.

[Emily]

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I hate looking in the mirror.

[Coops]

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I'm starting to feel the suffocating anxiety about my upcoming surgery. I have to get an advance directive for my husband, just in case something happens and I still have a fuckload of coursework to do so I don't get behind while I'm hospitalized. Fuck.

[Cass]

I scared a little girl into pissing her pants and I didn't feel guilty.

[rezpirate]

I want sooo badly to go on to my ex's fb pge and talk as much sh*t as he is.....

[Guppie]

I like Ogrins.

[Swar]

I really want to eat that Halloween Whopper just to poop green. I got really excited when I heard it is available in my town.

[RedLoveBlackHeart]

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Yesterday was my first day on the path to recovery. I've lied to myself many time and believed the lies I've told myself. I'm going to recover or I'm going to die trying.

[rezpirate]

I have a craving for gelato

[Required]

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I've been on and off a diet for a month now and I'm starting to be afraid that I might not be able to lose the pounds that I need to lose It's not too much what I have to lose but keeping failing at it worries me

[Rocket]

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I wish I knew how to quit you.

[Katya]

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Crossroads don't work.

[dddbliss]

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I sometimes work from home. I sometimes leave the house in the morning so my wife doesn't know I work from home.

[Shannon]

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I wish I knew how to quit you.

 

[Rocket]

I say it in that accent in my head every time.

[Susie]

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I wish I knew how to quickly get over someone

[NapisaurusRex]

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I decided to ditch all my responsibilities this weekend and go to Memphis instead

[Rocket]

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I would give up the possibility of having kids, just to be with you.

[Frizzle]

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I would give up the possibility of having kids, just to be with you.

You remind me of a 16 year old girl who's just been dumped.

[Rocket]

You remind me of a 16 year old girl who's just been dumped.

 

thank you for that assessment. 

[Fikri]

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i'm starting to believe that love is not real and just body chemicals at work and it's making me depressed.

[Susie]

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Most days I'm convinced that I will never find true happiness

[Sweeney]

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i'm starting to believe that love is not real and just body chemicals at work and it's making me depressed.

Why on earth would it being chemicals mean that it's not real? Everything you are is chemicals, and that's awesome!

[Adam]

This gif makes me uncomfortable.