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[majestictuna]

My daughter spends so much time with animals that she will bite, lick, and bark like a dog...this was when I decided we had to have another kid.

[Keil]

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I took a huge dump but I was really confused because I didn't eat anything excessive or out of the ordinary for the last three days.

[Shannon]

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I haven't felt a romantic connection to anyone in over two years and it bums me out.

[Swar]

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I haven't felt a romantic connection to anyone in over two years and it bums me out.

 

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It's because you're beautiful. If you were ugly, you'd fall in love with almost everyone. I've been there lmao

[Shannon]

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It's because you're beautiful. If you were ugly, you'd fall in love with almost everyone. I've been there lmao

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Dude you're gonna make me tear up. Thank you. Also, YOU'RE NOT UGLY. Look at those baby blues of yours!

[Swar]

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Dude you're gonna make me tear up. Thank you. Also, YOU'RE NOT UGLY. Look at those baby blues of yours!

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I said I'VE BEEN THERE Fortunately I don't have that problem anymore lol

[Shannon]

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I said I'VE BEEN THERE Fortunately I don't have that problem anymore lol

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Ohhhh okay we good then haha. I was like don't put yourself down - you're a cute kid. Werk that confidence.

[majestictuna]

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It just took me five hours to complete an exam in my ethics class because I had to run to the store (well, and do other stuff) to get milk for my dairy-dependent toddler. This is getting out of hand. She needs rehab.

[Alexiel]

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The days my wife works a full 8+ hour shift or goes to her boyfriend's for a few days are some of the happiest moments of my life. I feel so absolutely & completely free. Now let the 2.5 days of nerdgasm festivities commence!

 

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Random: I enjoy the smell of skunk.

Edited by Alexiel, 19 April 2015 - 12:16 PM.

[majestictuna]

 

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Random: I enjoy the smell of skunk.

 

Come to my house. My dogs got sprayed last weekend. They still staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank.

[pancakeface]

My daughter spends so much time with animals that she will bite, lick, and bark like a dog...this was when I decided we had to have another kid.

 

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What if she teaches it to your next kid?

 

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I said I'VE BEEN THERE Fortunately I don't have that problem anymore lol

 

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Lol. Add the doctor bit on top and you get to be Doogie Howser

[Swar]

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Lol. Add the doctor bit on top and you get to be Doogie Howser

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xD

 

Confession: I've never watched it lol

[pancakeface]

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xD

 

Confession: I've never watched it lol

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TSK. So much for being a NPH fan

[Swar]

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TSK. So much for being a NPH fan

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I know, I know. But to be fair, I'm a Barney Stinson fan

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I decided to start exercising, so I'm in a gym now. I can't wait to go to med school to have an excuse to stop going to the gym lol

[Shannon]

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I decided to start exercising, so I'm in a gym now. I can't wait to go to med school to have an excuse to stop going to the gym lol

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Major kudos to you for deciding you want to do something and actually getting out there and doing it.

[pancakeface]

 

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I know, I know. But to be fair, I'm a Barney Stinson fan

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I decided to start exercising, so I'm in a gym now. I can't wait to go to med school to have an excuse to stop going to the gym lol

 

 

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Be careful what you wish for

 

 

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I just googled "come at me bro" because I need an adjective which captures that gist of that and I can't think of one

[Gnome]

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In 41 hours I will leave my home to drive to Chicago for 3 hours. Hit the airport to fly on a plane (for the first time) for 2 1/2 hours at 6:39 AM. At 9:30 AM I will pick up my rental car. I will drive to Denton to go pick up brunch with Ender from Codex. THEN I will drive 2 1/2 hours to meet the most amazing person in the world... all worth it. I am pretty excited.

[NapisaurusRex]

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I'M AMAZING

[Gnome]

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It's @Jess and she's more than amazing.

[pancakeface]

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In 41 hours I will leave my home to drive to Chicago for 3 hours. Hit the airport to fly on a plane (for the first time) for 2 1/2 hours at 6:39 AM. At 9:30 AM I will pick up my rental car. I will drive to Denton to go pick up brunch with Ender from Codex. THEN I will drive 2 1/2 hours to meet the most amazing person in the world... all worth it. I am pretty excited.

 

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That's a nice thing to say. See you soon!

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I'M AMAZING

 

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Dangit Nepi beat me to it

[Swar]

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I'M AMAZING

 

Confession 2 

 

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It's @Jess and she's more than amazing.

 

[NapisaurusRex]

Yeah, that's the plan...

[Swar]

Yeah, that's the plan...

 

I know, it can't get more obvious. But there's always that one person

[NapisaurusRex]

I know, it can't get more obvious. But there's always that one person

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