As if you weren't lured in with pizza on a string.
She promised chocolate cake too 
Another new retired member?
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Frizzle
, Dec 02 2014 11:20 AM
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#51
Emily
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Posted 02 December 2014 - 10:07 PM
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Romy
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Posted 02 December 2014 - 10:24 PM
Blame Ivy, he's the one making me reiterate! Lol
I'm a little slow.
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Posted 02 December 2014 - 10:24 PM
Who ever says Retired is cool, is kidding themselves. They sit strap you in a wheelchair all day long in front of a single tiny TV at the front of a dank, smelly, OLD room, then force-feed your 'medicine' each meal time. Even the meals suck ass, all mashed up and basically the consistency of soup so all those old codgers with no teeth can fit in with those of us lucky enough to still have ours. Well... when I say I'm lucky, I mean, I still gots Chomper here *shows off a massive single front tooth*
Don't get me started on the bastards who think it's cool to shit themselves and get the nurses to clean up the aftermath...... *glares at @onlyme and @punkrockbigmouth *
#55 Guest_Kate_*
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Posted 03 December 2014 - 07:47 AM
I'm a little slow.
Being slow means you simply take the scenic route in life...
(jk I'm just trying to make you feel better.)
#56
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Posted 03 December 2014 - 09:03 AM
Don't get me started on the bastards who think it's cool to shit themselves and get the nurses to clean up the aftermath...... *glares at @onlyme and @punkrockbigmouth *
We do it because we know we're not qualified to be there. We got let in before we contributed anything to the site and way before we were old enough.
#57
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Posted 03 December 2014 - 10:58 AM
Its like you're saying: "you'll deal with my shit and you'll like it, god damnit!" XD
#58
Drakonid
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Posted 03 December 2014 - 01:59 PM
Its like you're saying: "you'll deal with my shit and you'll like it, god damnit!" XD
I think it's more like "It's your fault, now you have to deal with my shit"
#59
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Posted 03 December 2014 - 02:25 PM
Let me be the first to offer up this BEAUTIFUL device with pleasantly neon-colored gliders:
#60
Nymh
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Posted 03 December 2014 - 04:55 PM
*thumps cane on the ground ambiguously in what could be taken as either a cheer or an insult*
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Hawk
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Posted 03 December 2014 - 05:12 PM
Not quite getting it.
Does this mean you're all bloody and giving off a trail for sharks.... like chum?
#63
Emily
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Posted 03 December 2014 - 05:14 PM
Not quite getting it.
Does this mean you're all bloody and giving off a trail for sharks.... like chum?
No, it means my fin is all messed up so I can't swim very well and sharks could get me.
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Posted 03 December 2014 - 05:19 PM
No, it means my fin is all messed up so I can't swim very well and sharks could get me.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
My reasoning is more sound somehow.
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