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#1 Bone

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 07:02 AM

AUSTIN, TEXAS 

 

The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains — about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde.

 

One of the missing brains is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman.

 

"We think somebody may have taken the brains, but we don't know at all for sure," psychology Professor Tim Schallert, co-curator of the collection, told the Austin American-Statesman (http://bit.ly/11R7vym ).

 

His co-curator, psychology Professor Lawrence Cormack, said, "It's entirely possible word got around among undergraduates and people started swiping them for living rooms or Halloween pranks."

 

The Austin State Hospital had transferred the brains to the university about 28 years ago under a "temporary possession" agreement. Schallert said his psychology lab had room for only 100 brains, so the rest were moved to the basement of the university's Animal Resources Center.

 

"They are no longer in the basement," Cormack said.

 

The university said in a statement that it will investigate "the circumstances surrounding this collection since it came here nearly 30 years ago" and that it's "committed to treating the brain specimens with respect." It says the remaining brain specimens on campus are used "as a teaching tool and carefully curated by faculty."

 

The university's agreement with the hospital required the school to remove any data that might identify the person from whom the brain came. However, Schallert said Whitman's brain likely was part of the collection.

 

"It would make sense it would be in this group. We can't find that brain," he said.

 

Whitman's 1966 rampage at the University of Texas killed 16 people, including his mother and wife.

 

The 100 remaining brains at the school have been moved to the Norman Hackerman Building, where they are being scanned with high-resolution resonance imaging equipment, Cormack said.

 

"These MRI images will be both useful teaching and research tools. It keeps the brains intact," he told the newspaper.

 
 
 
 
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#2 DonValentino

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 07:06 AM

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#3 CaptainDantes

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 07:07 AM

@DonValentino - I think I must've tried posting that EXACT picture at the exact same time as you because it didn't go through lol. Good work.



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Posted 03 December 2014 - 08:57 AM

how does that even happen......who wants all those brains?! *facepalm* humans....



#5 luvsmyncis

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 09:04 AM

Texas is missing more brains than that.

#6 Emily

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 10:28 AM

Zombies.



#7 Shannon

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 11:19 AM

Zombies.

Smart zombies. They're evolving.



#8 Frizzle

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 11:32 AM

I'm surprised Texas had that many brains to begin with?

#9 luvsmyncis

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 11:38 AM

I'm surprised Texas had that many brains to begin with?

 

Well, they were kept in a deep dark basement at a university, so it's not like anyone was actually using them.



#10 Shannon

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 11:41 AM

I'm surprised Texas had that many brains to begin with?

Well, they were kept in a deep dark basement at a university, so it's not like anyone was actually using them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't mess with Texas, y'all.



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Posted 03 December 2014 - 11:41 AM

Well, they were kept in a deep dark basement at a university, so it's not like anyone was actually using them.

You need to fact check better. I'm pretty sure they were in the same warehouse as the ark of the covenant and the alien crystal skull.

Personally, I'd have taken something that would help me take over the world, but...

Edited by CaptainDantes, 03 December 2014 - 11:43 AM.


#12 Padme

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 11:43 AM

how does that even happen......who wants all those brains?! *facepalm* humans....

 

People get real weird about killers. reeeeeeal weird. I wouldn't be shocked if someone tried to marry the brain.



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Posted 03 December 2014 - 11:57 AM

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't mess with Texas, y'all.

 

Yippee ki yay, motherfucker. 



#14 Frizzle

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 12:06 PM

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't mess with Texas, y'all.


I had such hopes for you :(

#15 KaibaSama

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 12:26 PM

I can see someone making a giant brain with those, because everything's bigger in Texas. 

I also just remembered this:
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
Same thing we do every night, Pinky..

TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! 

 

They're making a new version of it, with real brains this time.



#16 Shannon

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 12:30 PM

Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.

A Die Hard quote? I love you. 

I had such hopes for you :(

Psh, rude! But I've only lived here for three years. Still have hope?

#17 luvsmyncis

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Posted 04 December 2014 - 08:55 AM

Die Hard? What's that? I was just speaking my native tongue.

I sure hope they find them brains. The one of Whitman was a real prize, I'm sure.

 

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Posted 04 December 2014 - 05:23 PM

I just want to know how someone walked around with so many jars of brains unnoticed? Or where they stolen slowly?



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Posted 04 December 2014 - 05:27 PM

how does that even happen......who wants all those brains?! *facepalm* humans....

Besides their legitimate uses for medical science, I think this sounds much like the pranks that "Finals Clubs" or secret societies engage in. Skull and Bones initiates have to dig up a corpse iirc, and this sounds like it's right up their alley. A pity it can't be them because they're only at Yale.
 

I'm surprised Texas had that many brains to begin with?

Punk beat you to it a few posts earlier.

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Posted 04 December 2014 - 06:27 PM

Die Hard? What's that? I was just speaking my native tongue.

I sure hope they find them brains. The one of Whitman was a real prize, I'm sure.
 
Thank you for the wonderful news story, @Bone. You're the bee's knees.
I would like to contribute by adding this illustration to the OP. @Nymh.
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