White Dog: Why do they invite us to parties when they know we are too young to drink alcohol.
Brown Dog: Speak for yourself, im almost 18.
#2
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White Dog: All these drunk humans, I don't think we should keep on playing this Beer-Pong game with them
#3
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It's my party and i cry if i want to, you would cry too if it happened to you. (8)
#4
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Who let the dawgs out?
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Little hairy princess: Hey dude, you think those drinks are for free? Hot dog: I don't know man. I'm still waiting to be invited to the party...
#6
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(Dashing Pomeranian):
"I've dug up a yard to the extent of exposing Al Capone's REAL vault, nibbled strawberries off of the bare chests of DD-sized Bunnies at Hugh Hefner's mansion, and pissed at the base of the General Sherman in Sequoia National Park."
(Fangirl Dachshund):
"You truly MUST be The Most Interesting Dog in the World!"
(Dashing Pomeranian):
"Well, at least in the U.S.; what are you having to drink? I don't believe that ANYONE should stay thirsty, my friend!"
#7
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Nobody came to Princess Pawtrice & Lord Hot Dog's wedding party. They were all busy with another bitch!
#8
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Papillon: Happ*HIC* New Yearsh... Dachshund: I think you've had enough for one night Bob...
#9
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Dachshund: This marriage would have been illegal 50 years ago...
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Wiener Dog: If you're trying to make this into a lame pun, you're gonna have a ruff time.
#11
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Wiener dog to owner: I hope you have the worst hangover tomorrow -_-
The Prizes:
$15 Xbox Digital Gift Card code (donated by the lovely @Kord)