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[Shane]

Themed Writing Contest

The fourth to be on Codex

Is commencing now.

 

IT'S HAIKU TIME

I HOPE YOU ENJOY WRITING

LETS GET THIS GOING

 

Voting done by Tuesday at midnight please!

 

Entries!

Number 1

Spoiler

Hey handsome Adam,

how about you check yourself

in the short mirror there.

 

Number 2

Spoiler

neopets to lag
nothing really to be done
bacon is the best

 

Number 3

Spoiler

try to think of like
space travel will be boring
eventually

permission to land
gaze lazily at vacuum
jettison cargo

stars glide idly by
thirty four jumps to rigel
space tv is shit

twenty two thousand
light years, less than three hours
just like paint drying

computer, tell me
what mission are we on now
"like you need to know"

i printed a wrench

that i didn't need just to

break things on purpose

 

i don't fix things though

the ship takes care of itself

i only live here

 

 

Number 4

Spoiler

Dongers have been raised, yo
Long girthy and swole, girl
Eat my jam and lick my toe.

 

Number 5

Spoiler

Oh look, it's more snow.
I should probably shovel.
J-k, too lazy.

 

 

Number 6

Spoiler

"Ode to Hoarding"

Pages of items
Sitting in my SDB
Too lazy to count

Don't want to price them
Site is too slow to load them
All these worthless things:

Advent Calendar
rewards from five years ago,
hundreds of slushies,

foods never eaten,
broken snow-globes and plushies,
clothing never worn,

nine hundred jellies,
seven hundred piles of dung -
Time to stop hoarding.

 

 

Number 7

Spoiler

" Don't just pick the most
funny entry from the lot,
you uncultured swine! "

 

 

 

Rules of this contest.

One. You must write it yourself.

Two. Codex Rules

 

Three. Message them.

Due by Feb's Second Friday.

Get in by midnight.

 

Four. Please title it.

"Themed Contest of Writing Four"

Five. No Mult. Entries

Prizes for the win

This award for the winner!  

PM to Donate

 

 

First prize from @Megazord

It is a Shadow Paint Brush

[DonValentino]

GG#3

[Oktober]

GG#3

 

Awesomely done and very poetic

[Adam]

#4 was best