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[Rocket]

✤ Limerick Contest! ✤

 

Voting Starts: Now

Ends: Sunday March 22 at 8pm NST

 

 

Please do NOT vote for yourself.

 

✤ Entries ✤

Spoiler

Entry 1

There once was a lady named Mandy
What ate truckloads of candy.
But the candy was wack,
(And lacking tact)
Was making her quite randy!

 

Entry 2

There once was a site called Codex,
Who's content was rather complex.
It lived night and day,
in its nerdy ol' way,
rendering its users perplexed.

 

Entry 3

Codex in a mighty fine site,
It is here that we do cheating right.
We've programs and games,
and a very good name.
We are obviously an awesome delight.

 

Entry 4

Once a young me came to Codex, hoping for glitter and gold.
To be honest I wasn’t that old.
I read about programs and how they’d make me wealthy.
I got frozen many times because I wasn’t so stealthy.
Instead I stayed for the friends I made, truth to be told.

 

Entry 5

AMBROSIA.
Seeing it called that it must be my phobia.
You didn’t bother to learn it’s name.
You just wanted Neo-fame.
When all newbs spell it properly, I’ll have reached my utopia.

 

Entry 6

Here’s a limerick written by a dork
who never got to learn about the spork
The sacrilege of blaspheming the epic
Incurring great wrath when he got himself kicked
Which is why he now lives in the sewers of New York

 

Entry 7

There once was a girl at Codex
Who loved to talk about sex
Her name was rocket,
she kept toys in her pocket,
Something that no one suspects

 

Entry 8

There is a magical place called Neocodex
where everyone is family and no one will vex.
Whether you are Neopian,
or holder of a dragon clan.
Everyone is welcome here, it is not too complex.

 

Entry 9

Let me tell you about the Foxy Lady
A fox she was in a former life maybe
Crazy about Bones,
but also Game of Thrones.
Come on, get to know this fantastic lady!

 

 

Original Topic with rules and prizes: http://www.neocodex....rick-contest-✤/

[Alexiel]

Dang. These are really good.

Nicely done everyone! 
I actually have no idea how to vote for once.

[DonValentino]

I want to vote for #2 but they said who's instead of whose and I'm just not sure I can bring myself to overlook that

[Oktober]

I totally forgot about this! Dang it, now it's too late.

 

Do you guys pronouce Codéx and not Códex? Because the way I pronounce it, it doesn't rhyme

[Liesa]

:3 I had to vote for the last one It sums me up so well.

Plus I have a fleeting suspicion of who made it

[Waser Lave]

Is it bad that I'm kind of surprised at how few dirty ones were submitted? I have such a low estimation of the morality of most of our members...little bit disappointed though.

[lll]

Entry 5 is my favourite lol

[Rocket]

Can someone break the tie pls

[NapisaurusRex]

Can someone break the tie pls

done

haha new tie

[Swar]

Don't worry, I broke the new tie!

[Rocket]

Ok no more votes. I'll do results when I wake up.

@Emily pls lock