✤ Limerick Contest! ✤
Voting Starts: Now
Ends: Sunday March 22 at 8pm NST
Please do NOT vote for yourself.
✤ Entries ✤
Entry 1
There once was a lady named Mandy
What ate truckloads of candy.
But the candy was wack,
(And lacking tact)
Was making her quite randy!
Entry 2
There once was a site called Codex,
Who's content was rather complex.
It lived night and day,
in its nerdy ol' way,
rendering its users perplexed.
Entry 3
Codex in a mighty fine site,
It is here that we do cheating right.
We've programs and games,
and a very good name.
We are obviously an awesome delight.
Entry 4
Once a young me came to Codex, hoping for glitter and gold.
To be honest I wasn’t that old.
I read about programs and how they’d make me wealthy.
I got frozen many times because I wasn’t so stealthy.
Instead I stayed for the friends I made, truth to be told.
Entry 5
AMBROSIA.
Seeing it called that it must be my phobia.
You didn’t bother to learn it’s name.
You just wanted Neo-fame.
When all newbs spell it properly, I’ll have reached my utopia.
Entry 6
Here’s a limerick written by a dork
who never got to learn about the spork
The sacrilege of blaspheming the epic
Incurring great wrath when he got himself kicked
Which is why he now lives in the sewers of New York
Entry 7
There once was a girl at Codex
Who loved to talk about sex
Her name was rocket,
she kept toys in her pocket,
Something that no one suspects
Entry 8
There is a magical place called Neocodex
where everyone is family and no one will vex.
Whether you are Neopian,
or holder of a dragon clan.
Everyone is welcome here, it is not too complex.
Entry 9
Let me tell you about the Foxy Lady
A fox she was in a former life maybe
Crazy about Bones,
but also Game of Thrones.
Come on, get to know this fantastic lady!
Original Topic with rules and prizes: http://www.neocodex....rick-contest-✤/