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[NapisaurusRex]

We didn't even have laws for it until 2 Guys 1 Horse happened. So Medusa was probably okay.

??? Are you referencing this?

NSFW (but it's ART)

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[MozzarellaSticks]

??? Are you referencing this?
NSFW (but it's ART)

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No. It was a shock video. The guy died from a peforated colon later.

But yeah, that to.

[poofka]

What happens if you mate with a moose?

Then you will have a moose off spring but it will just be a moose. 

[Emily]

I would do it as a one-time thing. I would literally just go far away for a year so I would survive. Then come back with my money (i'd probably spend like $100 000 on a house/moose shelter).

 

Moose shelter made me laugh.

[NapisaurusRex]

Moose*

IT'S NOT MOOSEN. 

Well, yeah, I wouldn't be a whole flock of moosen. Just one moose.

[MozzarellaSticks]

Then you will have a moose off spring but it will just be a moose.

But you would turn back into a human after a week. I'm not a moose expert, but I think moose pregnancies last longer than a week.

[Alexiel]

But you would turn back into a human after a week. I'm not a moose expert, but I think moose pregnancies last longer than a week.

 

Yeah, but it's not like turning back to a human will make you unpregnant or the calf suddenly turn human with you.

As a human you will have a moose baby.
Good luck with that. :|

 

 

I'd do it.
Be a moose not have a calf that is. lol

Spend under $500k on a private island, make sure I have a nice pimped out moose paradise of a (walled in) yard.
Amazon Drones can deliver dang near everything I need.

Good times, good times...

[Jozie]

I would totally do it! It would be fun to be a moose, talk to them and get their take on the world that they live in!

[Honchkrow]

shit son, if I get paid every year I'd just spend part of that money to make a moose house and say in there till I pay my moose tax. That would be my income and I could live modestly for the rest of the year.

[MarieAntoinetta]

I would turn in to a moose for one week per year free of charge.

 

Not that I would turn down the million.

[Jozie]

I think it would be a cool experience!

[NapisaurusRex]

What would you do if you got pregnant with a moose baby and then turned back human and the only way to survive was abortion and you were anti-abortion? 

[Jozie]

I would abort the moose, after all, people hunt and kill animals all the time. If I was anti abortion, it would be towards humans and not animals!

[NapisaurusRex]

oh shit I didn't even think about vegans. That changes everything.

[MozzarellaSticks]

What if you ate moose the day before? Is it still cannibalism when your moose body digests it?

Edited by mermaiden, 07 June 2015 - 10:03 PM.

[FelisNoctua]

I like how reading this thread is like reading a freaking pre-nup contract. Ya'll should be lawyers.

"Now... when I'm a moose.. what happens if I get pregnant from another moose... is it a moose, a human, or a moose-human-hybrid, or a weremoose?"