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[poofka]

you will not have human thoughts or anything you will literally be a moose for a week

this will happen randomly once a year and after seven days you will turn back into yourself

 

 

Would you do it?

[Emily]

No, because with my luck I would turn into a moose during hunting season. 

[Kaddict]

Do you get the 1,000,000 every year or just once? And do you stay where you live or are you teleported to friggen canada?

[Swar]

Of course, mooses(?) are awesome!

[Kaddict]

Also, if you die as a moose, will you come back to your normal life? Can you remember being a moose when you are back? I don't know why I am asking these questions bc $1,000,000 isn't that much. I mean, anyone with half a brain could save up that much money in their lifetime, and it isn't enough to retire (in the USA anyway)

 

 

 

Of course, mooses(?) are awesome!

*Moosen

Edited by Kaddict, 28 May 2015 - 09:49 PM.

[Keil]

you will not have human thoughts or anything you will literally be a moose for a week

this will happen randomly once a year and after seven days you will turn back into yourself

 

 

Would you do it?

 

No, that is not enough to cover an average American's student loans.

[Keil]

Is this including grad school loans or just undergrad loans?

 

It was a hyperbole. Don't take it seriously.

[poofka]

Do you get the 1,000,000 every year or just once? And do you stay where you live or are you teleported to friggen canada?

 

 

 

Also, if you die as a moose, will you come back to your normal life? Can you remember being a moose when you are back? I don't know why I am asking these questions bc $1,000,000 isn't that much. I mean, anyone with half a brain could save up that much money in their lifetime, and it isn't enough to retire (in the USA anyway)

 

 

 

*Moosen

 

 

You get paid once every year, but you will turn into a moose for a week at any given time of the year. This cannot be controlled and it's random. You stay where you are.  If you die as a moose you die period. You don't come back, you're dead. You also may have some weird moose dreams but you can't actually remember anything from being a moose. 

Edited by poofka, 28 May 2015 - 09:54 PM.

[Swar]

*Moosen

Thanks, English plurals confuse me.

[Foxi]

No. Because I wouldn't last the first year considering people do a lot of hunting where I live.   Not only that, but since it's random I'd be afraid to leave my house...

[Shannon]

Thanks, English plurals confuse me.

(Pssst. It's really just moose. Like you could say there were a bunch of moose by the forest. Moosen isn't a word.)

[Kaddict]

(Pssst. It's really just moose. Like you could say there were a bunch of moose by the forest. Moosen isn't a word.)

I am pretty sure it is moosen.

[Swar]

(Pssst. It's really just moose. Like you could say there were a bunch of moose by the forest. Moosen isn't a word.)

Thank you, Shannon. I never trusted that Kaddict guy anyway...

[pancakeface]

English is literally one of the most inconsistent languages, it doesn't stick to fixed rules.

 

Goose [plural] = Geese

Ergo, Moose [plural] = Meese?

 

 

I wouldn't mind I guess. That 1 million would go far in doing a lot of things, and there are worse things than being a moose. Probably a good idea to make the whole were-moose thing public so you don't walk in a mall and get shot by security guards. Turning into a moose in the car is probably a guaranteed death sentence though.

[aritsumiki]

No way. I'd get killed within the first year.

[Miscellaneous]

Of course, mooses(?) are awesome!

Yassss. I was about to post this too.

 

Most likely with the incorrect grammar and all.

[istafrog]

No, there isn't any place here where I could hide myself while in the moose form

Edited by istafrog, 02 June 2015 - 10:06 AM.

[Savasana]

I would just sit in my living room as a moose until it was over. 

 

 

So yes. 

 

Though I don't know what I would do about going to the bathroom as a moose, and I am pretty sure that would freak my cat an dog out pretty bad. 

[NapisaurusRex]

English is literally one of the most inconsistent languages, it doesn't stick to fixed rules.
 
Goose [plural] = Geese
Ergo, Moose [plural] = Meese?

But if
fox = foxen
moose is obviously moosen

and yes I'd totally be a moose.

[Tsubaki]

I would just sit in my living room as a moose until it was over. 

 

 

So yes. 

 

Though I don't know what I would do about going to the bathroom as a moose, and I am pretty sure that would freak my cat an dog out pretty bad. 

 

This about sums up my thoughts. Lets do thisss.

[MozzarellaSticks]

Does this week involve being in heat? Because I don't know how I feel about moose sex. Is it even beastility?

[NapisaurusRex]

Does this week involve being in heat? Because I don't know how I feel about moose sex. Is it even beastility?

Speaking of, is it beastiality if medusa used her snakes in a sexual manner? I've wondered this all week.

[Romy]

What happens if you mate with a moose?

[MozzarellaSticks]

Speaking of, is it beastiality if medusa used her snakes in a sexual manner? I've wondered this all week.

We didn't even have laws for it until 2 Guys 1 Horse happened. So Medusa was probably okay.

Edited by mermaiden, 02 June 2015 - 12:40 PM.

[Boggart]

I would do it as a one-time thing. I would literally just go far away for a year so I would survive. Then come back with my money (i'd probably spend like $100 000 on a house/moose shelter).