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[Honchkrow]

I failed my blueberry muffins, they're bland!

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm trying to finish a module of a class I'm taking online and the website just stopped out of nowhere.

[Alexiel]

Woke up after only 12 hours of sleep.

[Trichomes]

I just encountered a cricket in my house D:

[Swar]

I just encountered a cricket in my house D:

D: I find crickets all the time in my house, but I'm still scared of them

[Gnome]

Woke up after only 12 hours of sleep.

 

How the hell does one manage to sleep 12 hours in a day? I can't even sleep more than 6... That's crazy.

[Rocket]

I forgot t restock the fridge with water

[Alexiel]

How the hell does one manage to sleep 12 hours in a day? I can't even sleep more than 6... That's crazy.

 

20mg melatonin

Been stressing hardcore this past week and just needed to recharge & sleep it off.

[Padme]

My phone screen is now smashed.  

 

RIP my beautiful beautiful phone

[redlion]

Did your vomit look like Norma?

All praise be to vomit Norma.

This reference killed me. I haven't even seen it.

Beautifully done.

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm trying to finish a module of a class I'm taking online and the website just stopped out of nowhere.

I decided to skip the parts I can't get working and still ended up with 100% on the quiz at the end.

[Alexiel]

Remember that The Walking Dead #143 came out yesterday...
KAT is apparently down for whatever reason.

[Guppie]

I live with my girlfriend, and one of our best friends is living with us for a few months, which is really convenient and enjoyable in a lot of ways, including the fact that my girlfriend doesn't mind if we have sex while she's at work.

 

Today another friend of ours (one with no benefits, but knows of our arrangement) is staying over while her home is being fumigated. I heated up some leftovers I made for dinner and made some pancakes so folks could have some breakfast, and the friend who's staying over today just started laughing at my fwb and said "you smug bastard!" Which is to say, she just realized that my girlfriend had work last night, and she knows what that means. FWB continues grinning and eatting pancakes.

 

I'm not sure my face has stopped being red yet.

 

TL;DR that smirking whore from highgarden ate my pancakes

[Rocket]

I got zero sleep. Thanks to Mr. Spider

 

Here is why - for those of you who dont follow my snapchat

Spoiler

[Padme]

I got zero sleep. Thanks to Mr. Spider

 

Here is why - for those of you who dont follow my snapchat

Spoiler

 

Glad you're alive

[Emily]

I ran out of milk for my cereal. 

[Rocket]

Glad you're alive

Barely! Sleep is my favorite thing and stupid spider made me miss out on most of it.

[Emily]

Barely! Sleep is my favorite thing and stupid spider made me miss out on most of it.

 

Y u no kill it

[Rocket]

Y u no kill it

BECAUSE I'M A WUSS!

[Emily]

BECAUSE I'M A WUSS!

 

GURL just spray it with bug spray until it dies. Just make sure you don't miss or it will fall and disappear forever. Aka the ultimate torture. 

[Guppie]

I wish we had more spiders here. The house is old and full of insects

[Rocket]

GURL just spray it with bug spray until it dies. Just make sure you don't miss or it will fall and disappear forever. Aka the ultimate torture. 

Ems, I had the spray ready to go, but it was right above my bed and I was afraid if I sprayed it it would fall and attack me.

[Emily]

Ems, I had the spray ready to go, but it was right above my bed and I was afraid if I sprayed it it would fall and attack me.

 

Get a gun and shoot it. LOL

[Unmata]

7am. Waking up to take the dog outside. I put the baby in the playpen, she starts crying. At the same time toddler comes running out asking me to button her jammies. Just as I finish that I turn to the dog with leash in hand and she pees. all over the floor. Just an fyi, she's a mastiff and her bladder is bigger than mine. So I was washing floors before anything else this morning. 

[Gnome]

Just got bitched out by two customers in a row for nothing I did. Just told them to get out of my store.